Mike Painter
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@TVietor08 Too busy for the wedding but not too busy for golf.
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Sorry folks I’m skipping my son’s wedding to eye fuck Jaxon over there.
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: I’m looking at Jaxon… I'm looking at the legs there. He's this beautiful guy. He's got legs like tree trunks. This is not a good thing for women.
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Before we list church sex abuse in alphabetical order, let's cover a faith healing murder.
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Amish:
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Catholics
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Evangelicals
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Jehovah's Wittness:
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Judaism:
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Mormon:
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Southern Baptists:
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We were 100% correct about homosexuality. We warned it would lead to this.
Dilan Esper@dilanesper
One reason I don't take religious conservatives seriously on sex and marriage stuff is that 99.99% of them have never admitted they or their movement was wrong about homosexuality.
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@Maximumatheist I hope you are a Catholic.
“Confession Gone Wrong – Priest vs Literal Christianity”
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I’m going to wear mixed fabrics, eat shellfish and not carry a poop shovel (Deuteronomy 23:12-14)
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Something was lost in translation. What they actually said was,
"Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
Doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh"
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Two whales are in the ocean, and one whale says to the other: OOO0ooooOOOOooooOOOOOOoooooo.....OOO0ooooOOOOooooOOOOOOoooooo....OOO0ooooOOOOooooOOOOOOoooooo...OOO0ooooOOOOooooOOOOOOoooooo....OOO0ooooOOOOooooOOOOOOoooooo....OOO0ooooOOOOooooOOOOOOoooooo....OOO0ooooOOOOooooO........
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I spent about 19 or 20 months in Germany. In that entire time I can remember one night when I did not wear a jacket when I was outside.
Talking with a friend who had just returned from a holiday in Spain, I noticed that she looked funny. After a while she turned her head to the side and I saw that she had a tan, which was what made her look so odd.
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@JesseKellyDC This listing of percentages of homes with air conditioning and “mostly portable units” reference has me wheezing
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Again, Americans genuinely do not understand how much higher our standard of living is than most other parts of the world. Yes, your rich high school friend loved his month in Europe at five star hotels.
That is NOT how most of them live.
Bryan Beal 🎧@bryanrbeal
The craziest statistic you will hear all year: more Europeans die from summer heat than Americans die from guns
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@kalmantibs @mariana057 Tain't nothing. Try asking for a large black coffee.
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@mariana057 I walk in to Starbucks and ask for a single espresso to go. That’s it, that’s the order. The entire place goes silent, staff stop what they’re doing, people look up from their laptops. A single espresso, I say again. They stare at me in silence. 😳☕️
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@PastorAlexLove I understand completely and I wish that I could afford more prayers to support your vacation but sadly all of my money is going to @3YearLetterman and his lawsuit.
Please, as a personal favor, don't mention this to @3YearLetterman.
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An Apology:
Due to the excessive pressures of being the worlds best Pastor I need to take a 2 month all expenses paid “mental health” break to Las Vegas.
I apologise for letting everyone down.
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Religion started fading with the advent of science. While there is some cyclical nature in it, each iteration ends up at a lower level.
Education is dangerous to religion.
"How Social Media Shattered Pastoral Authority"
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"Europe's faith is disappearing."
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"The same is happening in America."
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"The American church is losing young people faster than ever"
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Young Families are Fleeing Bible Belt Churches."
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"The ex-Christian generation."
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"Boomers built the Church, Gen Z is tearing it down."
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"Millennials may be the last religious generation."
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"The Last Generation of the Bible Belt Church"
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"The Evangelical Identity Breakdown — a silent, seismic shift that no pastor, politician, or polling expert can reverse."
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"Even in the Bible belt."
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Let's not forget the Catholics.
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"The aftermath."
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Much more at "Professor Archive"
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@banks_neche This is false. Religiosity is a cyclical phenomenon, that rises and falls. Humans being religious is favored evolutionary trait, and while adults may become less religious, future generations are born with that inate inclination towards being religious.
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I'm glad religion is slowing dying a natural death in my generation
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@davidpakmanshow You get tired doing nothing because you can't stop and rest.
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@growing_daniel Red and Yellow, Kill a fellow.
Red and Black, Venom lack.
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A snake showed up in our backyard yesterday. Instead of panicking, I sent this photo to my OpenClaw. It identified it as a harmless gopher snake, gave me a local number to call to confirm, and suggested ways to catch it to make it a pet for the kids.
I have small moments like this everyday now, usually less dramatic, that remind me how AI has made daily life feel a little more magical.
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With one exception the series was better than the(first) book and the movie. The one exception was a scene in the book.
'.... Spread-eagled on a cross dangling beneath the chopper and illuminated by the eerie light of the flare was the loinclothed, skinny, bearded, long haired, and pretty well stoned Trapper John.
Any good act swings. The pictures sold. Back in The Swamp at 1:00 a.m. the loot was counted again. They had six thousand five hundred dollars.
"Let it go at that," said the Duke. "We got what we need." The next day Hawkeye Pierce arranged for five thousand dollars to be... '
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I never ‘got’ that show. As soon as I heard that helicopter, I was leaving ten room. My grandparents & mom loved it. 🤷🏼♀️
Amunet@freakoutsideofx
Alan Alda, now 90-years-old, with Mike Farrell (now 86) toasting the 50th anniversary of their hit show, M*A*S*H, in 2022.
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@TheTweetOfGod Finally, an answer to what "made in the image of God" actually means. I've been asking and asking but nobody will respond.
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@baileylije1 @PastorAlexLove See those little red and green and yellow things on the trunk of the car?
They are $100 each and with a purchase of one comes a free Bible.
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@PastorAlexLove may only charge $100 for his special prayers but his bibles are free. Praise be the Church of the Forgiving Eagle
GYATA BA🦁 🇬🇭🇬🇧@Gyata_Ba_
A generation is rising for Jesus Christ of Nazareth. 👑
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Today in America more than half, including 30% of evangelicals, don't believe Christ was a god.
christianpost.com/news/more-than…
Most of those who still believe don't follow the official version - decided by a committee.
"Some 65% of evangelicals in the study were also found to agree with the statement, 'Jesus is the first and greatest being created by God,' which theology experts say suggest a dire need for Christians to be taught Christology."
Most who don't believe Christ was a god "view the Holy Spirit not as a distinct, divine person, but as the active power, energy, mind, or presence of God the Father."
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The solution is simple.
Fibre glass cable used in drones is between 0.2 mm and 0.5 mm in diameter—making it comparable in size to a human hair.
Tie one to each bud and even if they are 20–40 km away, you will have no trouble finding them.
I got the idea when I realized that my idea for really long extension cords in electric cars could be applied to your problem.
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There was a cabal of late-night talk show hosts that was responsible for the election of Dan Quayle to the vice presidency. They realized that with somebody like him in office they could cut back on their writing staff and thus increase their profits. All they had to do was read what he did.
It worked so well that they've been responsible for most of the Republican party ever since.
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So....great. The reactionary duo running South Park will make millions by joking about the most destructive administration in American history. 😒
Mike Young@micyoung75
South Park was going to do one episode. Just the one. Trey Parker said so himself - "we were just going to do that first show with the Trump stuff." Then the White House issued a formal press statement calling the show irrelevant. The episodes were pulling record ratings. Parker and Stone saw the reaction... and scheduled it every two weeks through November. Matt Stone told the Times that criticizing the administration had become the new cultural taboo. His response: "Oh, that's where the taboo is? Over there? OK, then we're over there." The White House handed them a season arc, a renewal, and a punchline. That is what happens when you take the bait from a cartoon.
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@3YearLetterman @Cockadoodle_Boo @Midgetville @RealCarrotFacts @taylorswift13 I wish that I could offer you financial support in your effort but sadly all my money this month went for prayer requests to @PastorAlexLove.
(As a personal favor to me, would you please not mention this to the good pastor?)
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There are 194 ways to be saved according to the Bible.
Christ isn't even mentioned in about 75% of them
Works are among them.
Psalm 62:12, Matthew 16:27, 25:34-46, 2 Corinthians 11:15, 1 Peter 1:17, James 2:14, 17, 20, 24, 26, Revelation 2:23, 20:12-13, 22:12
76 and 77 on the list just require being in the right family.
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@Excellentsalvic Jesus said:" I am the way the truth and the life no one comes unto the father but by me. "
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