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@weatherchannel Mosquitos don't come out when it's windy, but you're too far gone with TDS to remember that

UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.

@MsMerica93 @SStricklandMMA Fake news. He was escorted out after going into the ring and creating a disturbance

Was @SStricklandMMA arrested for sneaking into the UFC event at the White House? Or is this fake news? 😂😳

@RogerJStoneJr He's not lying

Someone had to say it

@McGregorRousey2 You're not a Donald Trump supporter, yet

I’m not a Donald Trump supporter but this is the coolest shit that I have ever seen

@ChrisDJackson He fell off bikes and up the stairs, then wondered off into a jungle

Biden at 80. Trump at 80. One rode bikes, worked out daily, passed historic legislation, released yearly physicals, and answered endless questions about his age and health. The other falls asleep in public, rambles through speeches, looks visibly swollen, and has reportedly taken multiple cognitive tests ordered by doctors. Guess which one the media treated like a five-alarm health crisis. 🙄

@MikeNellis You still don't know how flight training time works?

Your tax dollars at work, folks

@LasVegasMat @ufc

@ufc letting that idiot say that about former first lady Michelle Obama, yall should be ashamed of yourself

@HunterBiden Pedo says what?

I’m just going to post this every few days rather than arguing with faceless, nameless trolls in the comments.

@lou_twin @MaryLTrump Nobody does care, that's why she's bitter

@MaryLTrump If your name was Mary Jones nobody would give a crap about you.

This is what happens when Donald stays the fuck out of New York. Go Knicks!

@MaryLTrump Wrong again, always

Algae--check. Mosquitos--check. Lightning and rain--check. All that's missing are the birthday locusts.

@Bychetic How did you propose to your goat?

there is no way brazilian mauricio ruffy proposed to his girlfriend at the white house after beating the worst fighter in the entire ufc organisation. i couldn’t think of anything less romantic

@nunofyabiznazz Ruffy went straight to Trump and then thanked God. I guess you lost anyway

Michael Chandler got the ass whooping his stupid racist ass deserves!!! Fuck MAGA fuck Trump and fuck his supporters!!!

@Vincentinacab @THATBOYMMAGURU Yeah. He had no shot

@THATBOYMMAGURU Yeah I’m coping but my biggest hot take is MMA needs to put height and reach limits in weight classes.

MICHAEL CHANDLER SLIMED OUT YET AGAIN! NO SURPRISE THERE! BUT THIS TIME IN FRONT OF DONALD TRUMP HIS HERO AT THE UFC WHITE HOUSE! #UFCFreedom250 GENERATIONAL SHOWCASE PERFORMANCE FROM MAURICIO RUFFY AS EXPECTED, WHEEL KICKS AND UPPERCUTS FOR DAYS NASTY KO FINISH IN ROUND ONE!

@SenMarkKelly Problem is, you haven't been arrested

Got to meet some future leaders on the Senate steps the other day. These students from Arizona College Prep in Chandler had a lot of good questions – I could tell they’re ready to get out there and help solve big problems!

@thevivafrei That's the worst

These walkouts are actually kind of epic. Bo Nickal for the win. I’ve got a paper towel on my toe because I kicked the bottom of the couch and cut myself. Cheap IKEA crap! 😂

@MMAJOEYC Damn. You cry a lot

Bo Nickal beats up a bum at the White House & you already got clowns acting like he's championship caliber

Bo Nickal sucks off Trump & his post fight interview. Putting him above god was completely disgraceful

@ChefAnthonyDC He could never do something this awesome

One day I hope MAGA supporters can ADMIT if Barack Hussien Obama had done anything remotely close to this, we’d still be hearing about it today

@aintscarylarry The world has descended upon America for the World Cup and realized just how great this country is. It would be perfect without shitlibs like yourself

This fucking UFC disgrace in front of the Lincoln Memorial is the worst thing to happen to him since he was shot in the head. If you’re not embarrassed and ashamed by this, you’re a goddamned idiot. The world laughs at us, when they aren’t pitying us.

@_Derek_Morgan @JDCocchiarella Nice attempt at spelling easy words

@JDCocchiarella He's an eighty-year-old missearble POS. How would you expect him to look?

He looks like shit