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@acid_mid @Cheems_56 Mumbai mein walking to running bolte kya Bhai 🥲

@Cheems_56 Fass asfuck

@acid_mid bhau apna bhi experience share karein.

@Indicpersp @up_10t_army And who said post settlement doesn't show true image of consumption??

@up_10t_army Unfortunately, that's post settlement GST number. UP is still at fifth place by gross collection.

State-wise GST collections for April 2026 1️⃣ Maharashtra – ₹22,929 cr 2️⃣ Uttar Pradesh – ₹10,178 cr 3️⃣ Karnataka – ₹9,958 cr 4️⃣ Gujarat – ₹9,916 cr 5️⃣ Tamil Nadu – ₹8,413 cr 6️⃣ Haryana – ₹5,914 cr 7️⃣ West Bengal – ₹5,116 cr 8️⃣ Rajasthan – ₹4,927 cr

@MrBsCoffee30 So they have added 30k extra to dealer inventory in just one month now something around 42-45K

Maruti dispatches 191k cars to its dealers.. it finally breaks the shackles on dispatches after months of not being able to do dispatches It exports 40k cars It provides 8.4k cars to Toyota

@MrBsCoffee30 April is always the highest 🤷

GST collection at 2.43 lakh crore.. All time high. (8.7 Percent YOY increase)

@nirmalbarca10 @senpaiNate006 @up_lad45200 @aravalishomeboy @GeraltCuler @AtsFCB @Dexter0703_ @47pearls @adityaaa_bhai @Peanutbarca @5HAR77 Will be willing for RR only

Sacrificing @senpaiNate006 @up_lad45200 @aravalishomeboy @GeraltCuler @AtsFCB @Dexter0703_ @Monkmcdowell @47pearls @adityaaa_bhai @Peanutbarca @5HAR77 For Barcelona's 6th UCL and RR IPL

@deepkumar2330 @pk00202500 Someone please pick up Gazillion land In Ghiloth,RJ and make a fucking plant

@pk00202500 actually nikkei mentions three new plants in mh itself inc the one already u/c

" set to build " - capex for 2 already being deployed ( Maharashtra + factory no.2 in blr )......3rd one will be interesting but i feel maruti's 4th factory is being added to the mix ( both of them build cars already in GJ plant no.3 )......so no new investment acc. to me :(

@Monkmcdowell That's literally pali

@nirmalbarca10 When he's off twitter

@acid_mid @LucidTalks_ @Cheems_56 D

@LucidTalks_ @Cheems_56 O

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@ndtvindia So price of a 5Kg cylinder ~ price of a 14.5kg Domestic Cylinder Waah ModaJi Waah

🔴 #BREAKING | कमर्शियल ही नहीं 5 किलो वाला 'छोटू' सिलेंडर भी हुआ महंगा, 261 रुपए बढ़ी कीमत

@khurpenchh JJM is the biggest Wealth Transfer Scheme from Govt coffers to Babus and contractors.....

काश! पाकिस्तान में भी 8.69 करोड़ की जल जीवन मिशन योजना चल रही होती, तो वहां के राज्य छत्तीसगढ़ में विकलांग महिला को ऐसे पानी न भरना पड़ता, शुक्र मनाओ कि हम भारत में है।

@ANI Inefficiencies and Inefficiencies everywhere

#WATCH | Ramban, J&K | In the wake of the biannual Darbar Move - the annual shifting of employees and records of the Secretariat from Jammu to Srinagar - the CRPF 84 Battalion has tightened security arrangements on National Highway (NH44). Commandant of the 84 Battalion of the Central Reserve Police Force (CRPF), N. Ranbir Singh says, "...84 Battalion of the Central Reserve Police Force is deployed in Ramban and our preparedness is on high alert..."

@vigiciann The best being "Vir Das" 😭😭🤣🤣

@AvisharDutta @Aunindyo2023 HUL doubled its ecommerce revenue in FY26 How is colgate at the upper end? Volume growth is hardly there is discretionary spends,hope things get better 🤞

@Aunindyo2023 But overall point is correct. The muted FMCG sales = shrinking wallets. One more marker is Colgate Palmolive. A narrower segment. Toothpaste toothbrush penetration itself is not that high and their products are at the upper end. The other one is shoes = flat for years

One more symptom of the Economic Stress Disease afflicting India's middle-class: The financial results of India's biggest consumer company Hindustan Unilever (HUL). Even if you don't know much about the company, you would know its key brands - Surf Excel, Red Label tea, Horlicks, Sunsilk shampoo, Close Up toothpaste, Dove soap, among many others. They make up the every day life of most middle-class homes. Now, the very least HUL ought to do, is that its sales should grow roughly at the same rate as overall household consumption. In 2025-26, household consumption in India grew by nearly 9%. HUL's product sales grew by just 5.3%. In real, inflation-adjusted terms, household consumption grew 7.7%. HUL's underlying volume growth - stripped of price hikes - was just about 4%. This is despite 6 months of GST-cuts, which should have increased sales volumes. In a growing economy, more and more people ought to buy increasing amounts of consumer goods, especially FMCG. That has clearly not happened in 2025-26.

@sml_neeraj @harshktweets No this is UPEIDA expressway not NHAI

@harshktweets Nothing is free in this world but will fast tag annual pass not work here.

and 1515 rupees tolls in one way

@IsmatAraa "Mam Can I DriNK WaTeE frOm My WaTer BottLE"

Saw a video about Delhi schools putting up "Water bells" amid extreme heat to remind students to pause and drink water and stay hydrated. Traumatic to remember that our teachers used to scold us if we took out our water bottles during class.

@Honest_Cric_fan @Magnet__Magnet Rajasthani h,jaisa wo btata h twitter par post kr kr

@Magnet__Magnet Bihari hai

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@The_Sleigher Antartica?

Brazil. Mexico. Nigeria. Every rcontinent has its own Vishwaguru.

And Who did the English overtake in 1788 to become the largest migrant group?

@t_1000____ Amrika Jaate hi ladke ye sab Bra wagera kyu pahenne lag jaate??😔 You have to get Vishwaguru spanking again

Great weather for a long bicycle ride.