Plank

Indian sewage management companies are the most distressed assets in the world. And I scoop them up for pennies on the dollar. Rack em, stack em and get rich.

Interactive Brokers just allowed trading on Indian stocks for the first time in history. Indian stocks are dirt cheap, bombed out and completely undervalued and overlooked. I am going to find the best ones and invest in them. Follow along if you want cheap Indian stocks.

Fish head and no cannons, fish head and no cannons

@Richard_Harambe Perfect, no notes

Big cannons? That was yesterday. We’ve moved on to vaginal microbiomes. Try to keep up idiot.

Tits or ass? Bro, her vaginal microbiome report.

@ArchiteuthisDx Just awful writing

@PlankReturns "Cannons"

Someone posted an excerpt from a women’s smut novel once and the male author described sex in a way that could only be appealing to men. Bad imagery. 7th grade level vocabulary. Metaphors that could only sound exciting to an incel who had never felt a woman’s touch. So anyway the whole JP Morgan story is written like an Indian man’s wet dream and that is why I don’t believe it lmao

@johnpuck1992 Correct

NHL posting all the wives playoff pics and there’s no women of color or gross black chicks like there would be in other sports that shows you hockey is just the best

@ICEgov Holy smokes!!!!

ICE HSI and the U.S. Marshals Service arrested Yechiel Yehoshua Farkash, a foreign fugitive from Israel who was wanted in his home nation for alleged sex crimes against children. Our team arrested him at his home in Lakewood, N.J. ICE HSI Atlantic City will coordinate with ICE @HSINewark Victim Assistance Program to conduct any additional interviews and identify other possible victims related to the case. ☎️If you or someone you know were victimized, please call: 866-DHS-2-ICE

You mean to tell me this woman was riding six white horses when she came

@MyNameIsntEffy @John_Chungus_5 You can’t be serious

@John_Chungus_5 50% Cuban 20% Irish 20% Italian 10% French

What, do I not look it

@SandyofCthulhu Oh shit it’s the age of empires guy hey man thanks for making my childhood meaningful I really appreciate it

@PlankReturns All cancer patients get a choice. If you press red, your cancer is cured. If you press blue, your cancer is cured if 50% of all patients press blue. Which do you press.

Lowest tier: if I press the red button I live Midwit tier: I have to press the blue button because I cannot read Above average tier: I will press red because that’s the smart thing to do Smart tier: I will press the blue button because I understand the problem but I am also smart enough to realize not enough people understand the problem. By pressing the blue button and siding with the midwits, I can save them from their own stupidity. Genius tier: I will press the red button. I will survive and hopefully all the morons will die.

@Bill_Nickelson Now why would you want to bring mama plank into this

@PlankReturns “They do” - your mom

Hard men create good times

@mrzhulee @MN_Vikings_Pete @EusebHieronymus Fewer

@MN_Vikings_Pete @EusebHieronymus @PlankReturns Great Now both of you are dead Two less idiots walking around

@uind_w Domi arigato Mr roboto

@PlankReturns 私はまさに「平均以上位」でした。 人々は思った以上に色々な判断をすることが学べて、興味深い結果でした。 私の目的は「最優先で自分が生き残り、できれば死者が少ないほうがいい」だったので目的は果たされました。

@HipHopMagic500 @Hogginvestor Now wait just a minute

@PlankReturns @Hogginvestor Just hanging out. I need more clients (I’m the hip hop magician)

Imagine hating me when all I’m doing is spreading disgusting rumors about you being gay and other general misinformation

@HipHopMagic500 @Hogginvestor What is good brother

@PlankReturns @Hogginvestor