John Chungus V
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John Chungus V
@John_Chungus_5
normal guy (no weird stuff)
here Katılım Ağustos 2025
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Start calling me PeeWee Herman because I’m gonna be jacking off in movie theaters
𝗠𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗘𝗜𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗛 👀@Oomaiigwaad
Anne Hathaway & Dakota Johnson in their upcoming film “Verity”.
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weed, um, pills, promethazine, um, e-pills, lortabs, percocets
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@itsmarkmoran @GraduatedBen performative christian nationalist final boss
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Real life footage of my mind being blown by @NickNemo17 on private credit... he is concerned about a tail risk event that hits the $10 Trillion Insurance industry
Airs tomorrow 🔥
Apple shorturl.at/d3CJ5
Spotify shorturl.at/ttoBr
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third smut book since i said this. it will continue until moral improves or i get laid. whatever happens first.
The Ginger Swindler@lilydsmith
i am done reading life altering award winning books for the rest of summer, it is porn on my kindle from here on out.
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Most enjoyable places to urinate, in order:
Your own swimming pool
Your own garden
The sea
Someone else's swimming pool
Someone else's garden
A toilet
When defecating, the order is reversed.
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@John_Chungus_5 @planert41 The inhabitants of the white house will change but they'll still be subservient to Israel and you'll still be an American twat that is a cuck to Israel 🫵🤡
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Theres a very real reason why most companies that actually started in Malaysia always end up in Singapore later.
One of which is that you need to have a Bumi chairman if you ever decide to go public in Malaysia (usually some political crony) and you’ll be constantly harassed for “favors” by other political cronies
One family friend ended up spending all his cash and bought his son a Porsche because a crony was trying to extract a cash bribe or else he’d get audited by the IRS. So he just spent all his cash and went well I don’t have any money anymore 🤣
Anatoly Karlin 🧲💯@akarlin
> Malaysia is one of the most developed nations in SEA. But it’s naive to expect a country with sodomy laws to be a great place for Silicon Valley libertarians [or] that a country that discriminates against its homegrown productive minorities would welcome foreign talent.
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@burnaway_hill @planert41 you live in a constitutional monarchy with a king who murdered a guy and beat up a woman, yeah?
in any case, the inhabitants of the white house will change, but you'll still be malaysian
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@John_Chungus_5 @planert41 (who gives a shit)
You're pretty passive for having a pedophile president 🤷♂️
Why is that?
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@burnaway_hill @planert41 you're pretty worked up about someone mentioning your country of origin
why is that?
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@John_Chungus_5 @planert41 You guys elected a rapist and pedophile as a President. He's also a bitch to Netanyahu and despite blatant corruptions he's still not impeached. Fucking sit down.
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@planert41 Typical ignorant American retard spreading misinformation as always. Did you do some basic research before tweeting this shit?
Look up public companies like Greatech and Skyechip and tell me who's their chaiman. Do they look "Bumi" to you?
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good thing the Top G had his armor on during this massive matrix attack
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@F_Compounders nah man, this some mrs doubtfire shit right here
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"But if you get one inch outside of her circle of competence — if you try to talk about stocks, she's not going to put 10¢ into it. She knows she doesn't know. And she knows exactly where that line is."
Warren Buffett on Rose Blumkin of Nebraska Furniture Mart
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Uh oh Scott. Your wife is touching another man. Not great.
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Once had a guy who I had talked with maybe 2-3 times over a 5 year period text me, "I have something important to discuss with you and need your help. When can you be available?"
I texted him back and asked if I could give him a call. He said it was important enough that it needed to be in person.
Immediately my head went to a terminal illness, divorce, or some tragedy. I cleared my calendar and told him that I could meet as soon as he could. He told me he'd be at my office in an hour.
Hour later and I see him walking in with another guy. My mind is racing as to what he might be going through. I'm preparing for the worst.
We sit down and immediately he says, "I joined Aflac and I'm glad we could get together so soon because from what I can tell your employees aren't properly covered in the case of an accident."
Tyler Bindi@TripleNetTyler
Went on a bachelor party a couple months ago with a bunch of guys I barely knew Today I got a cold call from a guy who was on the trip He opened with: “We met on Tim’s bachelor party…” Then launched into a pitch for financial advising I politely declined Then he asked if I’d introduce him to anyone else from the bachelor party that I was close with I had to say no three separate times Respect the hustle… But using a bachelor party as a prospecting list is an all time brutal move
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