John Chungus V

blocked by many, followed by few

@catpoopburglar @nominalthoughts "get in, anon. we're going to saltbae's"

@nominalthoughts taleb blocked me awhile back for making fun of him for going to saltbae’s restaurant

Haven’t seen him crash out like this since the great negative probability debate

@EWErickson it's not that complicated, man

One of the side benefits of this hell site is you get to see people who think of themselves as experts reveal they don't really know what they are talking about, but presume themselves smarter than the legion of accountants and lawyers who help athletes navigate their finances.

@Hogginvestor hoggs!

@mayisupercool you are a turk?

Today marks the anniversary of Mehmed the Conquerer’s death, I will be locked in my room crying until further notice 🙏🏻 RIP Mehmed you would’ve loved Twitter

barrold is my husky boy i like to lather his belly with cocoa butter

@opinioncasino @HipHopMagic500 @visionoilandgas @franklin_b15103 please include this in your lawsuit

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

being overly angry all the time is not great for one's mind

@MyNameIsntEffy @opinioncasino @bigtitstrades this guy will ruin your hole and i'm not talking about your pussy

@opinioncasino @bigtitstrades Yes. Very

When she pulls down her pants and she has a hog

@opinioncasino @puppyeh1 @chingcehansuki @tabbata i am

@puppyeh1 @chingcehansuki @tabbata Jeremy are you horny for the Japanese woman or what?

伊藤忠商事の採用インスタアカウント、女の内定者は毎年全員顔整ってる美女しか載せてなくて精神が死ぬからマジでみんな見て欲しい。

@delujog basically me

Is there a sexual Mr Conduct?

@opinioncasino @HipHopMagic500 yeah, you had told me about this the other i'm not really interested in your problems tbh

I have always been quite insecure about my 4 inch erect penis with a foreskin that still covers almost the complete glans when erect. My girlfriend always played down my insecurities and always said it was perfect. Yesterday my girlfriend and I were fumbling around and when I took off my pants and stood there in all my glory in front of her, I asked her what she REALLY thought of my penis and foreskin and then she said ‘if you want my honest opinion I find that your foreskin still covering the glans of your erect penis gives your penis kind of a boyish look but your penis is dainty… in a sexy way sweety’. No I am even more insecure and humiliated.

@opinioncasino @HipHopMagic500 some girls rub their clits during sex but have you ever seen one grasp that lil nigga and TUG on it like she tryna rip it off?

@John_Chungus_5 @HipHopMagic500

@HipHopMagic500 @opinioncasino everybody gangsta, right up until they get they anus worked by a certified homo thug

@opinioncasino @John_Chungus_5 Stupid

@Babygravy9 you are racist

What are we doing, man? Seriously.

@illegalth0t are you ok?

Men be like “are you ok? And if you are ok can you jack my penis off until completion?”

@HipHopMagic500 concerning

Crazy my search results look different…

@HipHopMagic500 @opinioncasino

@John_Chungus_5 @opinioncasino Watching

@HipHopMagic500 @opinioncasino watch this

@opinioncasino @John_Chungus_5 5

@Rightanglenews this is important work

Scientology raids are getting even wilder after a man brought over 20 “Christian dwarfs” to raid the Scientology HQ in Los Angeles in an attempt to find Tom Cruise.

@alanwatts21 @blueprintsmb22 i'm not a retard i'm a big time smart man

@John_Chungus_5 @blueprintsmb22 Alan made fun of retards So do I

How bad of a business do you need to be that buying EBAY improves your business mix? Had a friend work at EBAY at a relatively senior level who complained she never worked so hard / held so many meetings to barely grow GMV lol x.com/KobeissiLetter…

@alanwatts21 @blueprintsmb22 don't have any view on your beloved company, mate but i do think your hostility is very un-alan watts like

@John_Chungus_5 @blueprintsmb22 Bc retards who don’t know shit about the fundamentals of the company love to chime in on how terrible it must be. You can be my chauffeur but the two of you have to share an insurance plan.