John Chungus V

@MurrayHillGuy1 from what is publicly known about your life, guy, this would be a huge win for you good luck!

>Work a desk job >Grind 9–6 >Lift weights to feel something >Marry someone beautiful enough >Move to suburbs >Get a dog >Have 2 kids >Watch sports >Drive an American SUV to Costco on weekends >Buy a house >Vacation twice a year Is this the dream? or just a life we were sold?

@hopes_revenge i fricken knew the AI was making me gay well, tbh at first i thought it was the 5G but i thought it was the AI too i don't use weed, but weed turned my uncle gay, so i'm aware of that trap as well (just fyi)

its actually funny that 38% of americans still think homosexuality is morally wrong . you will wear cat ears and “ talk to claude” very soon .

@TheSalonDon @JohnnyBoges mate, if you can consistently do 3000 bps of alpha on a 10m account you should absolutely be doing that please stop deluding yourself and being a pedantic dickhead

@JohnnyBoges What is 3% of $10 million?

If you’re smart enough to beat the market Investing in stocks is the worst use of your time Even if you have $10m and can beat the market by 3% you are working for $300k per year Meanwhile there’s guys making $20m per year with hot yoga studios

@ns123abc hahaha

🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…

@Larryjamieson_ geiger (massive fookin retard) vs ken (actually hilarious guy) no brainer

vote ken

@jiratickets banger

@RudyHavenstein @BillAckman you whiny little cvnt -- you're gonna streisand effect yourself if you keep bringing this shit up

Pershing Square is fact-checking me.

@gothburz great read

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@Investor_NICK_ that account gives me weird vibes

Is this bro clearing like NBA money or something?? I do 943% in 3 months and you'll literally never see me on this platform again probably lol

@Oilman22134191 @oilmutt not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya there fella? anyway, take 'er easy, have a pleasant evening

@John_Chungus_5 @oilmutt I’m not Shawn Bucko. I don’t know who either of these people are.

It’s REAGAN County $Azrh Congrats on the major acquisition though

@StampersCampers caption: "Vexed Vitiator Scowls at Person of Color"

Campers are making fan art of Mr. Stamper now to help peer-pressure him into running. Inspired! 👍 Best caption wins "Stampgrounds Camper of the Week". Winner announced on Friday. (Must be a follower to win!) Take your best shot:

@Oilman22134191 @oilmutt that's amber rye, wife of shawn rye (that is you) ok still awaiting photos of your pecker, bud

@John_Chungus_5 @oilmutt I have no idea who that is.

You can just hire a babysitter to hang out with you

@itsmarkmoran @MaryWash sweet 'vette, mark -- is that yours?

Any infringement upon our liberty is an affront to us all and we must never back down. This is why we will file suit against @MaryWash

@FischerKing64 mercedes has been doing exactly this for years, selling shitty cars like the A class

Apple selling cheap laptops means it’s giving up on being an aspirational brand. Means it’s run out of ideas - which has been obvious for a while with the goggles and the thicker phones and iPads. It’s like if Mercedes entered the compact truck market.

Why is the us navy responsible for taking care of thousands of foreign flagged vessels in an area we have no ports in?

@thedimitri mutant in the replies looking for the penis too 😭

> AI account faking a transition > link in bio to get money from gooners > most replies saying "you will never be a woman" > 1M+ views We are so unbelievably cooked

@Jason woah! sick burn, dude

@John_Chungus_5 55, but your mom says I look like I'm 35

TIL that looksmaxxing streamers are actually just OnlyFans thots who pig butcher Pepsi incels.

@RealJimChanos better question: why not use his own capital?

Why wouldn’t he do this under the $AMZN umbrella, like he did with AWS?