Rabbi Andy Markowitz

President @Isaac_Herzog met with a delegation of @masortiolami @rabbiassembly, @masortimovement, & @uscj. “Thank you for your support, solidarity, & all you are doing to stand up for Israel. We must work together to combat the terrible rise in antisemitism around the world.”

Things that don’t matter right now: - 2024 bat mitzvah - Chanukah dinner idea - $18 donation thank you note - literally anything that isn’t a life or death emergency or HHD. Now go pick up an iced coffee, deliver it to your local shul staffer, and be quiet until sukkot.

Now that's a bible...

did not expect to tear up...

First woman VP First Black VP First Asian American VP First Second Gentleman First Jewish Second Gentleman Lotta firsts. #InaugurationDay

so many old men with their noses poking out of their masks...

@jonahrank Sure.

Our Committee on Jewish Law and Standards (CJLS) has passed "Does halakhah require vaccination against dangerous diseases such as measles, rubella, polio and #COVID19?" by Rabbi David Golinkin. Read the teshuvah here: bit.ly/39eSkn4

@rabbimarkiz Maybe people mean "This isn't what I want America to be?" Which is a totally different place to start...

@rebsteve @AviMayer No, you...

@AviMayer I love you. You are very special.

"We love you. You're very special."

A huge fart during a kids class Zoom and the whole class, and teacher, finding it hilarious is the joy we all needed. twitter.com/Dyslexic_aDve/…

@rabbimarkiz Lack of: concentration, motivation, and aversion to productive activities that were once enjoyable... Sounds like depression, no?

Well that was quick...

@CriticalRole -- Need a Rabbi? Happy to serve all your rabbinical needs...

@RabbiYoniDahlen need lactaid pills

@RabbiYoniDahlen Don't like spicy food...

@jonlovett — let me know if you need a Rabbi for your upcoming nuptials! #mazeltovJonandRonan

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.@POTUS: Two sides don’t exist here. Comparisons btwn white supremacists & counter protesters are beyond the pale.