Rose 🌹 (Thorns Included)

While you’re waiting for me to forgive you, I went ahead and outgrew you. I’ll never shrink again to be with someone.

Panties optional.

trust is the loveliest gift and the most valuable don’t fuck it up

Maturing is realizing peace matters more than being understood.

I used to be a badass now I'm more of a napper

@dontRookme Exactly. And he gets to look at my ass as I bend over to bowl 😏

@Rose_Backyard More interaction and less small talk at dinner and no talk at movies.

I’d rather go bowling on a first date than a movie and fancy dinner.

PSA hot people have library cards

Fuck happy, give me content, it’s far more sustainable

The art of letting whoever think whatever

My unicorn: A man with a pickup truck that finds my comfy pj’s sexy and will eat it from behind. Then leave

@Larry860 🤣🤣

@Rose_Backyard Don't forget the DJ.....

I’m always mix up my therapist and bartender. One I’m suppose to tell all my problems to, the other I’ll probably sleep with.

vulnerable is a different kind of hot

Being an introvert pervert is some kinda cruel joke. I want to bang y’all but I just don’t want to meet y’all. 🤣

I need a nap and an orgasm

Maybe I’m the problem… wait no that doesn’t sound right.

“Fuck that” one of my favorite affirmations.

Onions rings > French fries

Flawed as fuck.

@OccamsFork 😂

@Rose_Backyard Hey. I like crunchy … never mind.

He had a beautiful penis, but liked crunchy peanut butter. So of course I had to end it.