Rusty Razor

@TheHoopHerald If he’s good he’ll be playing for Michigan

This 7’2 Demon is now in the transfer portal Should be a long line

@gothburz This is literally the most truthful post I’ve ever seen on twatter. Well done.

I placed $1.5 billion in futures at 6:50 AM. Fourteen minutes before President Trump's Truth Social post. That's generous. Usually, I get five. The S&P was barely breathing. Premarket Monday. The kind of quiet where a single order echoes through the entire book. I bought $1.5 billion in futures. The index moved 0.3% on my entry alone. That's how thin the market was. That's how empty the room was. At the same time, I shorted $192 million in crude oil. Then I sat there. Three screens. One coffee. The futures blinking green on the left, the oil contract bleeding red on the right, and in the center, a Truth Social feed set to refresh every four seconds. Fourteen minutes is a long time when you know what's coming. Not because I was nervous. Because I was early. At 7:04 AM, the president posted. Productive discussions. Five-day halt on strikes. Peace talks with Iran. S&P jumped 2.5%. Oil cratered 6%. My position gained $60 million before most Americans' alarm clocks went off. Good morning. Iran later denied that the talks ever happened. Called it fake news. The speaker of their parliament accused the president of manipulating financial markets. The talks might not be real. The sixty million dollars is. The analytics accounts flagged it within the hour. "Unusual activity." "Orders 4-6x larger than anything else trading at the time." That's their word for it. Unusual. My word for it is Tuesday. They always flag it. That's their function. Flagging is not investigating. Flagging is the system's way of noting that it saw something, documenting that it will do nothing, and calling that process oversight. The actual investigation is conducted by the CFTC. The CFTC has one commissioner. Out of five seats. One. The other four chairs are empty. Not vacant. Emptied. There is a difference. Vacant means nobody applied. Emptied means somebody decided the body responsible for policing futures markets should not have enough members to hold a vote. That's not negligence. That's architecture. You know what we call this pattern on the desk? TACO. Trump Always Chickens Out. Escalate on Friday, capitulate on Monday, and extract in the window between the decision and the post. It's so reliable, we named it. We have a private Slack channel. #taco-tuesday. It updates automatically when Truth Social pushes a new geopolitical keyword. We don't teach it as insider trading. We teach it as a market structure. New analysts learn it in their first week. By the second week, they stop flinching. The phone rang at 6:47 AM. Three minutes before I entered the position. The call lasted ninety seconds. Ninety seconds of context. $60 million of outcome. You call that insider trading. I understand why. Insider trading is the word you learned. It's the crime from the movies. The whispered merger at a cocktail party. Four hundred shares of a mid-cap pharmaceutical. That gets prosecuted. That's the version of this crime the system was built to catch. What I do is different. I place $1.5 billion against a war decision made in a room I have the phone number to. On a platform overseen by a commission with one member. In a market where the president's social media account is the most powerful price-setting mechanism on earth. That's not insider trading. That's infrastructure. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your brother-in-law. I made $60 million trading on a war. The difference is not the crime. The difference is the decimal point. Americans paid for this war with four-dollar gas and sixteen billion in taxes. I paid for a phone call. We are not in the same economy. Last month, $529 million was wagered on Polymarket's Iran strikes market. Six accounts pocketed $1.2 million. Deposited funds the same day. Hours before the bombs fell. One account cleared $553,000 at 17% odds, seventy-one minutes before public confirmation. He has not placed another bet since. The president's son sits on Polymarket's advisory board. Two federal investigations into the platform were quietly dropped this year. Twelve government officials sold stocks in the weeks before the tariff crash. All of them reported the sales after the deadline. Nobody calls any of that insider trading. They call it prediction markets. Delayed disclosures. Portfolio rebalancing. I call it the junior varsity version of what I do with futures. An Oxford law professor called it the most far-reaching securities fraud in history. We call it the window. Tomorrow, this will be gone. Buried under a new tariff. A new ultimatum. A new TACO. Next Monday at 6:50 AM, I will be here again. Coffee. Three screens. The phone. The ninety-second call. The fourteen-minute window. The game isn't rigged. Rigged implies something broke. Nothing broke. Every component is functioning exactly as specified. The one-member commission. The anonymous platforms. The four-second refresh on the Truth Social feed. The phone that rings at 6:47. I didn't exploit a flaw in the system. I am the system.

@ChelsElaina @Michigander1426 Like what cunt? 😂

@Michigander1426 No there’s something off about the relatively he has with others.. I’ve heard rumblings of questionable practices

There’s something off about Dusty May.. It seems none of the Big Ten coaches really respect him. Mentions Beilein and nothing about Dusty. What is it?

@ChelsElaina He just hates losing again and again to Big Bro. He’s a jealous and angry old dwarf. The game has passed him by. Time to retire.

@RogerJStoneJr @Njbeacbum45 The usual MAGA playbook, it’s always someonelse’s fault. You’re a grifting piece of shit, closeted fruitcake who used to pay black guys to bang your wife. Sick fuck.

@Njbeacbum45 Framed by a biased Judge and a corrupt Jury Forewoman stonecoldtruth.com/p/the-special-…

Did my wife and I deserve the 6 am raid on our home by 29 heavily armed FBI Agents complete with CNN camera crew only to learn 18 months later the Mueller hid exculpatory evidence that proved I had committed no crime? You are nothing but a pompous ass kisser devoid any particular talent or understanding of politics

@RogerJStoneJr Yes, in fact you did. You’re a convicted felon who should be dancing for your cellmate.

@HustleBitch_ Gold digging whore?

Karoline Leavitt, 28, with her 61-year-old husband. Be honest… what’s your first thought?

@CbbReview @MatMlodzinski @UConnMBB @UConn6thBorough @CardiacCTReview @SSN_UConn Hurley is a major ahole. 😂

Is this the best group of coaches we’ve EVER had in the Sweet 16? Sheesh! @matmlodzinski had a tougu time ranking them.

@getcloserhome Complete bullshit as usual.

Hey Michigan...could this be true?

@RogerJStoneJr Your Pedo hero fucked around and started a war. You're a has-been. Replace Rush's name with yours, Roger and this is how your family won't want to remember you either..."no one ever mentions anything he did"...

@RogerJStoneJr Good. That’s how it’s supposed to work for piece of shit felons.

Robert Mueller ordered the 6 am raid on my home by 29 heavily armed FBI Agents and perp walked my wife for CNN's cameras

THREE MINUTES OF BARRY SANDERS BEING THE GREATEST RUNNING BACK IN #NFL HISTORY. 🐐🐐🐐 The best highlight reel in all of sports.

Congrats on another Sweet 16 appearance for @umichbball Lets appreciate these days ! Iowa has had many good teams since 2000 and just got in for the 1st time since 1999 We are in for the 9TH time since 2013 and that leads the BIG TEN during that same time period. This staff and team are fabulous. Love our talent , our teamwork and experience! #goblue

@msutrustees Little Bro doing Little Bro things. I’d have Fears kick you in the nuts, if you had any. 😂

Official Sweet 16 ethics rankings: 1: MSU 2: Houston 3: Arizona 4: St. John’s 5: Alabama 6:Iowa State 7: Tennessee 8: Arkansas 9: Duke 10: Texas 11: Purdue 12: Iowa 13: Nebraska 14: Illinois 15: UConn 16: Michigan

@AcctKyle And Michigan beat MSU twice and went 5-2 against the others.

Of the other 15 teams remaining in the NCAA Tournament, Michigan State has played 8 of them this year. Any time, any place.

@BuzzPatterson Truth is a defense numbnuts. Ever ask yourself why Trump has never sued a single person who has called him a pedophile? You’re talking about a guy who has sued 10,000 different people and organizations, but never for that. Think about it and get back to me with your answer simp.

I hope Trump sues this little shit into oblivion.

@daily_msu What does that even mean moron? It’s not the flex uou think it is. It just means your poverty program can’t attract any of the proven talent from around the country. Nobody good wants to be coached by an old angry dwarf whose better days are long gone. 😂

Ethical hoops being played in East Lansing

@DebRN1953 @FrankLuntz Congrats you win “dumbest twatter of the day”!

@FrankLuntz I’ll take this administration over OBiden or Hussein any day

53% of Americans say Trump’s policies are making them financially worse off. 18% say they’re financially better off. 29% say their finances have stayed about the same.

@MSU_Austin @cpstalions You got your asses kicked twice by Big Bro this year. Hopefully a third beatdown is coming.

@cpstalions MSU basketball has owned Michigan basketball for an eternity lmao.

All the Sparties in Buffalo are hate watching Michigan. We’ll be the mature ones and root for Sparty vs Louisville. Don’t let big brother down.

@gatorsszn @UMGoBlog This aged well.

We might beat Iowa by 35 I’m ngl 😭