“Sam Shaw”

Tim Walz could have been our Vice President. Tomorrow he is campaigning with a literal Nazi. I can’t stress enough how dangerous the Democrat Party is.

@MrBeast The one on the right.

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

@waitbutwhy I’m colorblind so I guess I’ll just pick one and hope for the best

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

What’s the matter capitalism boy, afraid you might have competition?

@RepNancyMace To appease the sugar lobby. Thanks for the question.

The House just voted against banning soda from SNAP. Why should the government fund your soda purchases? If SNAP recipients want to buy sugary drinks, they can do it on their own dime, not on the backs of a taxpayer-funded nutrition program.

You guys should compile a report about what issues cost Democrats votes in the 2024 election. @kenmartin73

all jokes aside, graham platners success in maine is an amazing data point for left populist bernie-crats being electable in purple states. from m4a to stopping israel- centering the working class in your politics clearly works. total defeat of third way neoliberal thought.

put this in the docket of “what lessons we can learn from chinese governance”

@shannonrwatts Ya know, I was kinda on the fence when it came to Hasan Piker. I decided the best way to make a decision was to dig out my copy of Times Magazines 2023 Top 100 Most Influential People and I knew immediately you were the perfect person to come to for influence. Thanks again

“Democrats trying to normalize Piker are making a mistake. He is not just a cool, edgy guy who wants universal health care. Nor is he disliked simply because he speaks up for Palestinians, as his supporters would claim. The core problem with Hasan Piker is that he is, at the most basic level, an ideological authoritarian. He promotes violence and repression whenever that violence and repression have a socialist lean.” thedispatch.com/article/hasan-…

@BobShields248 @FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk I respect a man who can admit defeat. As-salamu alaykum

@SamShawTweets @FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk Well, you certainly put me in my place.🤡

Why is this not on everyone’s mind daily? @elonmusk: “It's pretty wild that a tiny tax on tea started the Revolution, and now we get the living daylights taxed out of us and there's no revolution…"

@BobShields248 @FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk Have you ever noticed if you add another O to your name then your name would be Boob Shields?

@SamShawTweets @FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk This is legal under current tax law. You, and one else I’m aware of, still haven’t defined “fair share”. Since tax returns are private, how does anyone know what someone else pays in taxes?

@smellymelly427 @FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk

@SamShawTweets @FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk He pays enough single handedly to run the entire govt IF it were being run correctly without the fraud and corruption. The problem isn't people aren't paying their 'fair share' it's that OUR money is being wasted amd stolen.

@Mare_Loch @FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk Damnit ok ask me again I think I got it this time

@SamShawTweets @FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk The answer is, “It’s none of your business.”

@SecWar No chance

Under the previous administration, the Department of Defense’s financial reporting was a disaster — and had been for far too long. That ends today—the WAR DEPARTMENT will deliver a clean audit for our 2028 financial statements.

@FBIDirectorKash How many bottles of eye drops do you go through a day?

Come again? This FBI and DOJ with our DHS partners drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.

@IamMillyMixon @FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk Richest man in history is likely to pay the most taxes in history. Problem is the percentage he pays is still a fraction of what majority of Americans pay

@SamShawTweets @FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk Say what? Elon has paid more federal income tax than anyone else... ever. Look it up. 100% true

@DougMoore659499 @FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk No shit, he's the richest man in the world. Even paying 5% in taxes would be record breaking

@SamShawTweets @FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk Elon Musk keeps breaking his own record for the most taxes ever paid by an American. Keep up.

@themissinglen @FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk Because there has been exhaustive reporting on the subject. propublica.org/article/the-se…

@SamShawTweets @FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk Paid their fair share? What makes you think he doesn’t?