Alan Shaffer

D.O.G.E. CAN ACT VERY QUICKLY. The process will be simple. Lots of man hours with specific experiences and mindsets are needed. Elon, while you are staffing up, don't overlook retired restructurers willing to volunteer their time.

@its_The_Dr 6

How many?

@its_The_Dr Kristi Noel’s husband appears to be a dinner guest.

99 percent will Fail! 😂🤣

The entire crew is visible on video when suddenly a jar of Nutella flies in from behind the camera - with perfect rotation to show the label. There’s absolutely nothing strange about this.

@larroumecj France has lots of WW2 rifles. Never fired, dropped once.

In case anybody missed it, France is actively preparing for a post Pax Americana world. In the last 6 months: ∙ Aircraft carrier “France Libre”: 80,000-ton nuclear carrier, largest warship ever built in Europe announced, €10-12 billion ∙ Nuclear arsenal expansion: first warhead increase in 30+ years, stockpile size now classified, forward-basing on allied territory authorized ∙ European nuclear umbrella: “forward deterrence” doctrine with 8 partners (Germany, UK, Poland, Netherlands, Belgium, Greece, Sweden, Denmark) ∙ UK-France nuclear pact: joint strategy consultations, joint submarine patrols, joint R&D since July 2025 ∙ 140 Rafale sold to India: 26 Rafale Marine ($7.5B, April 2025) + 114 Rafale for air force ($39B, cleared January 2026), largest Indian arms deal ever ∙ World’s 2nd largest arms exporter: 9.8% global share (SIPRI, March 2026), up 21%, replacing Russia ∙ Gold repatriation: 129 tonnes sold at the NY Fed, repurchased in Paris, entire 2,437-tonne reserve now in France, €12.8B profit ∙ €36B defense spending increase: budget to reach €64B by 2027, two years ahead of schedule ∙ Strait of Hormuz: leading EU escort mission, 19 of 23 major warships deployed to Mediterranean/Gulf. On April 3, a French-owned CMA CGM vessel became the first Western European ship to transit the strait since Iran closed it ∙ New SSBN “L’Invincible”: next-generation nuclear ballistic missile submarine announced ∙ JEWEL program: sovereign European space-based missile early warning system ∙ ELSA initiative: Franco-British-German long-range conventional strike missile program ∙ SAMP/T NG air defense: next-gen surface-to-air system, Denmark and Ukraine already buyers ∙ 14 EPR2 nuclear reactors planned: largest nuclear construction program in Western Europe ∙ Africa strategy reset: new Africa-France Summit in Nairobi, post-withdrawal from Sahel ∙ 2025 National Strategic Review: new strategic objective on scientific and technological sovereignty (AI, quantum, nuclear propulsion) Ready to lead Europe into a path of independence.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Vive la France, vive l’Europe

@FalkTG Thank you!!!

I repeat: The U.S. sent thousands of its 19 years old soldiers to die in Normandy, to free Europe and to end the biggest crime against humanity ever commited - by Europeans. It was just 81 years ago. The whole reason, France, Benelux etc. 🇫🇷 exist today is because of this heroism. My grandparents could grow up in a liberal democracy. Without the U.S. they would be raised at the H*tler Youth. We Europeans would still be in wars again and again, like 1914, 1866, 1870, 1795 etc. They brought peace, democracy, liberty and human rights. They invested billions of U.S. Dollars into Europe with the Marshall Fund. They gave us more than we ever had in our history before. They protected us for 7 decades with hundreds of thousands of soldiers against the cruelties of the Soviet Union. The terror we can see nowadays in Donetsk, would have happened in Bavaria, Bourgogne or the Netherlands in 1950 if there wasn’t the U.S. 🇺🇸 Who do we Europeans think we are to let that nation down, act like bad allies, calling their President names every day on television - and have full confidence we stand better alone. All of instagram is just about, why we’re better than the U.S. We owe them so much. We Europeans are most arrogant species on earth. And to cure this we have to face the truth.

BREAKING: NASA'S TOILET JUST BROKE FOR THE THIRD TIME ... ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON notthebee.com/t5803

TOILET UPDATE: Orion's toilet is NO-GO for use. Houston has requested all Artemis II crew members to use their Collapsible Contingency Urinals (CCUs) in the meantime.

We need to design a new toilet. This is 2026. We can do better.

@_agneeess B- it’s cruising at highest speed. A is decelerating, C is accelerating.

Those who studied Physics...Which truck is moving with the highest speed???😂😂

@Rainmaker1973 Half are on the other side out of view

Believe it or not, there are only 4 living humans who are not in this photo.

@NASAArtemis @NASA

As the Artemis II astronauts prepare for today's lunar flyby, they each take a moment to reflect on the legacy of the Apollo 8 mission. Onboard with them is an Apollo 8 patch that flew aboard the lunar-orbiting mission over fifty years ago.

@dpoddolphinpro @NASA

THE RECORD IS BROKEN: Artemis II has just passed the record set by Apollo 13, for the furthest humans have ever travelled from the Planet Earth. They will continue to set new records until they reach their furthest point from Earth, approximately 5 hours from now. 📷 @NASA

@Legacy411 MSFT, AAPL

That's a hard one, I'm not sure. 🤔 $1000 could buy a lot is the 70s... What would you buy?

Artemis2 vs Apollo ...

@GrandDaughterX Tie between Islamic invasions and politicians, especially US Congress.

@GSGB01 This tourist attraction is no longer needed, since no one wants to go there due to the Muslim invasion and a sex crime every 20 minutes.

🚨BREAKING: A royal expert has warned that King Charles 'snubbing' Easter could lead to the collapse of the British monarchy. Is the monarchy in its final days?

@MarioNawfal @Osint613 So we think Europe would shoot down our planes?

This photo perfectly encompasses NATO’s relationship with the U.S. right now

@NASA @NASAArtemis

You had us at cosmic brownie!✨ The @NASAArtemis II crew has quite a selection to choose from for midday meals. Tell us your lunar lunch pick!

This Artemis II mission is cool and all, but I’d just like to point out that in the 70s we had a motherfucker up there ripping 6-irons.

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