Short Returns

@schitzobabel @randoguy_1 @david_miretti @russellhbrooks @SandyofCthulhu It must be amazing to be this stupid, every day must be a whole new adventure for you.

I think you are unable to comprehend the world you live in. 10 minutes drive? Where am I going that is 10 minutes away that is magically cheaper? Closest Walmart is at least 30 minutes away and we already addressed the point that many people budgeting this agressively probably don't have a car. I think you're just a fucking idiot that can't imagine factors that don't already apply to you, and being made homeless is the only thing that would make you learn.

You can do it. Get dried beans & rice with cheap staples like cabbage, onions, and potatoes. Add peanut butter and canned tuna. You’ll eat like prisoners but you’ll survive. I doubt that’s what OPs dad envisions. He may think prices are the same as the 80s.

@Akir_a997 Myself

When you become rich. who is the first person you will spoil with your money?

@Doncha_Ngo @Howlingmutant0 @cute_corpse_ @simpleartfarmer I completely forgot about these but they were gas

@Howlingmutant0 @cute_corpse_ @simpleartfarmer Yep. And they are a life saver. I miss those little Listerine tongue squares from the early 2000s. My dog loved them. But I never see them for sale anymore. I'm convinced the advertising campaign created that Youtuber "Open Mouth" thumbnail trope, though.

commented loudly on the strong smell of Vicks in the theatre at interval and realized some poor guy in front of us was shamefully putting his little inhaler away so then I felt I had to even more loudly talk up how much I love Vicks and wish I could smell it all the time

Explaining how elites preform quasi tulpa sex/orgy/drug/sacrifice rituals to commune with demons to my 19 year old apprentice whilst working on 480 volt live electrical panel

@Plasmaposting @GnySgtKabar And the 15 people that are playing have also been playing nonstop since release so you just get annihilated in an unfun way.

@GnySgtKabar I think they refuse to because theres 15 people still playing and 17 of them are cheating actually

Im tired of this mopey shit. You can pop any CoD into your xbox right now and play online, but people refuse because they'd rather just "reminisce." People go on and on about how much call of duty has fallen off, but the entire series is available, and you all won't play it.

@schitzobabel @randoguy_1 @david_miretti @russellhbrooks @SandyofCthulhu If you’re shopping at dollar general for groceries and think delivering it cheaper than a 10 minute drive then I’m sorry, I can’t help you.

Delivery is genuinely cheaper than a place like dollar general. If you are this poor driving might not be an option and your closest options are probably over priced. Grocery delivery adds less than 10% cost usually and if you get delivery from somewhere like Walmart it's even cheaper

@randoguy_1 @david_miretti @russellhbrooks @schitzobabel @SandyofCthulhu You really think you need a new and efficient car to get to the grocery store?

@ShortReturns1 @david_miretti @russellhbrooks @schitzobabel @SandyofCthulhu You think someone that is so tight on money they need to budget like this, has a newer and efficient car? Bruh……

“I don’t do politics” well now you doing 5 dollar gas nigga

@V1cCat_illus @Stormi_luv This or kerns guava

@Stormi_luv Mogged

@randoguy_1 @david_miretti @russellhbrooks @schitzobabel @SandyofCthulhu If you only have 150 a month to spend on food delivery shouldn’t even be remotely an option in your mind. Additionally caring about ‘wear and tear’ on your car for just driving probably 5-10 minutes between places is nothing. You aren’t very bright are you?

@david_miretti @russellhbrooks @schitzobabel @SandyofCthulhu So now spending even more money on gas and wear and tear on your car, or multiple delivers….. You aren’t very bright are you?

@Floki_Vt @gorrillavision @schitzobabel @SilmeranoX @SandyofCthulhu Pressure cooker and soak the beans overnight. Easy.

@gorrillavision @schitzobabel @SilmeranoX @SandyofCthulhu No but it is rather cheaper to go non-organic for them. Thats more a time thing than anything.

@UziCryptoo I do it every month for a 100 and I live in California. Step up ur budgeting game nigga

my boomer dad just tried to convince me that he could buy groceries for 4 for an entire month with $150 and i’d really like to see him try

@poyotimebaybee This is why they grind the chubs of ground beef before putting it in the meat case at butcher shops stores, if it’s not made of the trim of course.

not to interact with engagement bait but this is what i mean when i say we are so far removed from our food. i knew what that was before even reading the description indicating there was a problem.

@thefriendlyship @Saboogus @the_creature107 Big words for a faggot

@Saboogus @the_creature107 tumblr prose, very cool if youre a homosexual pervert

People on Twitter will really be like, "You believe in voting? That pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Walmart" and then not-- Wait. Holy shit. Holy SHIT the mad lad DID IT!!!

@shivvnp @rawsalerts Terror is the language of the unheard

@rawsalerts No excuse for arson. But if someone risks prison just to be heard, something is already broken.

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as an employee starts a massive fire inside a 1.2 million square foot warehouse filming himself on Instagram as he sets toilet paper packages ablaze 📌#Ontario | #California Watch as a disgruntled employee started a massive fire at a 1.2 million-square-foot Kimberly-Clark warehouse in Ontario, California, with 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim arrested on arson charges after filming himself on Instagram setting toilet paper packages on fire and saying You may not pay us enough to f*cking live, but these btches are dirt cheap. There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to live. The warehouses, which span roughly 11 city blocks which prompted a massive response a 6-alarm fire alert from 175 firefighters and 20 engines working to put out the blaze. Thankfully, no injuries were reported.

it’s hole filling season

@TomRyanOGRE2 Team fortress 2 like god intended

super burnt out on all games lately, what is everyone playing?

@crtshawtyyy @MezzanineOline @sad_papa @viperwave You would have played as the pilot

@MezzanineOline @sad_papa @viperwave 2010 cod would be like "we did it and it was awesome"

Black Ops felt insane, we used to have such a higher quality of evil game.

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

@s_kristoph88181 @MarcMencha98 @Rohit556669273 It’s not the spics bringing the jerts in it’s the fucking kikes

@ShortReturns1 @MarcMencha98 @Rohit556669273 What does that change with my statement? We are flooded with jeets because of them.

Let the Mexicans stay. Get the fucking Indians out. I’d much rather a hard working roofer than a dirty shit thrower.