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@pitbullpatriot3 Stream it brother.

I'm really bummed out y'all. I have streaming services but Paramount plus is not one of my channels so I can't watch the UFC fight I was so looking forward to watching. Wish they had it on regular TV also but they don't. It's all about those Benjamins! $$$$ 🤣

INSANE flyover at UFC Freedom 250. 🦅

@Zabiiii4i 21

How many people are still in the room? 🤔 ​Think you can solve this? Post your answer below...👇

@AmericaReal3 Damit! Now I can’t unsee it!

🤔😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💯

@DavidJHarrisJr Coming from the people that told those boys all their God given instincts were toxic and that they needed to repress and feminise themselves.

@Dad_2_The_Bone Exactly!

@SaltyGoat17 I’m going to go with the 💯 % Badass and every lefty is coming out of their skin!

I'm honestly not sure if I love this so much because it's 100% BADASS... Or if it's because it's badass and I know how much liberals ABSOLUTELY HATE IT!!😂

@lippyent Johnny, it’s a staple here in the south. It goes with everything and makes a great addition to bbq, fried Bologna and chicken.

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@hokkori_buzz Deportation is the only answer. Expel every one.

I cannot forgive this at all. At Namikiri Shrine in Nichinan City, Miyazaki Prefecture, someone loudly recited the Adhan (Islamic call to prayer) inside the shrine grounds and shouted “Allahu Akbar.” Why on earth would anyone do something like this? Imagine if someone went into a mosque and loudly chanted Shinto norito or Buddhist nenbutsu. What would happen? This kind of disruptive behavior must stop immediately.

@outofoptions69 @TiaLoops2 Guilty!

@TiaLoops2 I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BudLightSadness Hey Mr. Squirrel, I actually had to look up Port Barre, I feel your pain, as I am awake usually long before dawn thinks of breaking. I use the time to reflect, thank the lord for the gift of another day and ask for strength to combat my enemies. Be well.

One of the really cool things about getting old is just waking up everyday at 0445 and being immediately awake. But you can make coffee and go sit outside and smoke cigarettes and think about why Port Barre should be wiped off the map

@GuntherEagleman On now!

WILL YOU BE WATCHING UFC FREEDOM 250 TONIGHT?

@lippyent Crackers, or you can skip the bread and use egg as the binder. Also try green olives.

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@gringorugger9 Well, take it easy and follow your doctor’s instructions.

Whelp I appear to have torn my meniscus

@AmericaReal3 lol! No!

@Sassafrass_84 And why exactly are you doing it for her?

I cook dinner. I put food away. I wash dishes. My daughter cooks a separate dinner. Feeds her friends leave the dishes. I wash dishes. Put dishes away. I just finished cleaning the kitchen again at 2:30 am. After cleaning it twice today. I feel like this is completely ass backwards?!?

@AmericaReal3 I saw someone put a vegetable tray in the beer case yesterday in the store! People are wiseing up!

NARRATOR: And a SMART Life decision, it was...😂

@HellRaz0r1776 You ain’t wrong!😑

Told ya

@RealWayneDupree Hard boiled eggs.

If someone offered you $1M to eat the same thing for 30 days straight, what would you eat?