Stuart Slaney

@AngryBootneck Chicken chaser

Talking about bikes with lads at work, I told them I had a Plaggy Pig when I was 16 and when they laughed and said I was making shit up, I went on Google and found no help there either! I swear it was common parlance in the north-east. So I’m curious, what do YOU call these? 🤷‍♂️

One day, kids will study Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu the same way we studied Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin.

◇Cameron took UK out of the EU ◇Johnson killed 23,000+ ◇Truss crashed the UK economy ◇Starmer appointed the wrong man Get some perspective, folks.

@Femi_sorry Didn’t get enough Rubles

BREAKING: Reform UK's Welsh leader just threw Nigel Farage under the bus! "Your boss wants to privatise the NHS" Dan Thomas: "But not in Wales!" #Bbcqt THE REFORM WARS HAVE BEGUN! (again) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youtu.be/04e_XLtS5y0?si…

@StateDept That’s why CHINA is building loads. US run by morons for morons

PRESIDENT TRUMP: The UK should open up the North Sea. They should use it instead of buying oil from places that use the same source. They are doing windmills. Windmills do one thing: put you out of business.

All hail Matt Cartoons everyone, all hail Matt. 👏👏👏

@SpockResists @richardosefton But they’ve made an allie of Russia. That tells you all you need to know

Can we just get one thing clear. The reason America lost its allies. Was because Trump actively destroyed every single relationship the US built since WW2 They didn’t suddenly turn their backs on US. They said fuck off to an abusive partner.

If the immigration story doesn't work, and the Mandleson story doesn't work, what will the media try next? Expect a new fucking effort every single fucking day now to unseat Starmer. It's all hands to the pumps at @BBCNews etc.

Waiting for our media to give this news blanket coverage Won’t be holding my breath

Remember Dan Price...that CEO who took a pay cut so he could pay all his employees a minimum annual wage of $70,000? Here’s what happened next: “Six years later after the decision that others said would destroy his business, Dan reports that revenue has tripled, the customer base has doubled, 70% of his employees have paid down debt, many bought homes for the first time, 401(k) contributions grew by 155% and turnover dropped in half. His business is now a Harvard Business School case study.” In his own words: “6 years ago today I raised my company's min annual salary to $70k. Fox News called me a socialist whose employees would be on bread lines. Since then our revenue tripled, we're a Harvard Business School case study & our employees had a 10x boom in homes bought. Always invest in people.” Courtesy of Craig Henley

“Protect our women” advocate Tommy Robinson laughing along with a man nicknamed “midnight” because he’d go out “after midnight” to take advantage of drunk women. Yeah, because sexually assaulting women is hilarious when white men do it, isn’t it @TRobinsonNewEra?

@BladeoftheS @doggintrump Democrats have their own Orban

Jared Golden was the one and only Democrat who voted to continue Donald Trump's war on Iran. The vote was won by Trump by 214-213. Won by just one vote, Jared's. What a scumbag.

This probably didn't hit the national news 6 months for her and her husband.

BBC The audience organiser watches the visitors, but who watches the employee that chooses audience members?

London Borough of #Hillingdon, this is your #Reform Candidate. #Reform Branch in #Hillingdon, try not to act shocked and surprised, nobody will be fooled. You were informed of this months ago. And you chose him as your candidate.

@Piotr742499 I switch off every time he comes on. He has nothing to say that I want to hear

The weasel Mason on the BBC desperately trying to stick the knife into the PM !! What a shallow runt he is !!

@LukePollard @SueSuezep They think we were all born yesterday. Keep showing them up. Total wipeout at the next election

The Conservatives spent 14 years hollowing out our Armed Forces, including £12 billion of cuts in their first five years alone. Now they've suddenly discovered the importance of investment. We're busy fixing their failures I set the record straight at the Despatch Box yesterday:

@magyarpeterMP @slasherphobe Beware of Putin. The guy is unhinged

Thank you to the National Police Chief for the offer, but I continue to decline personal police protection - whether 24-hour or otherwise. I have had nothing to fear so far, and I intend to work in such a way that I will have nothing to fear in the future. Hungary will become a place where no one who works and lives honestly has to be afraid. Thank you to our police officers for their service.

🇬🇧 🇮🇱 REGARDEZ LE COMPORTEMENT DES MEMBRES DU "PEUPLE ÉLU". Il doit y avoir eu plusieurs épisodes de consanguinité pour en arriver là...