Matt Walsh

@leatherbrainz Falcons

Who is the worst team in the #NFL? ⬇️

Eat my entire asshole eslint I'll nest ternaries if I want

@_MLFootball About to be on the Bench

RUSSELL WILSON IS _________!

@David_Moscrop Don’t amp up Marty, dudes just in it for the clicks

(No it’s not.)

@theo I challenge you to a game of curling 😂

Don’t let it get to your head Canada, you still suck at everything else

Gotta betray my country for a sec Waterloo > MIT

@NFL_DovKleiman @Cantguardmike

Name this NFL player.

@David_Moscrop Friends don’t let friends buy Samsung appliances. Don’t let your brand loyalty for a TV bleed into the kitchen or laundry room.

Smash these machines to bits.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Over engineered

What are your thoughts on this device

@yacineMTB Looking for speakers for an AI meetup in Ottawa. LMK if you or someone you know is interested.

canada is the greatest country in the world if you are a talented engineer, and you are from china, or india, or poland you MUST come to Canada. it is the GREATEST country in the world

@bryan_johnson Shut down social media. Make having and raising kids easier, both financially and overall effort.

Fertility is down 50% in the past 50 years. What’s the solution?

@Suzierizzo1 He doesn’t know how to read. Stay in school kids!

Omg King Charles is literally laughing because of how ridiculous Trump sounds! He made up what he was supposed to be saying instead of reading what was written for him to say! 😂😂😂

RT for a chance to win this Alvin Kamara autographed football! 🏈 #Saints | Rules: neworlns.co/RulesTW1

@TheMaineWonk On top of spaghetti all covered in cheese

Caption this.

Gartner has been out of touch with tech analysis: and their latest report on AI coding assistants show just by how much. - They rank Amazon, GitLab, GCP, Windsurf all above Cursor - No mention of Claude Code or OpenAI Codex Cursor pays Gartner nothing: others do Embarrassing

@franco_nomics Bonuses for sucking?

VIA Rail handed out $11 million in bonuses last year. Records show the average bonus for a VIA executive was $110,000. The government bailed out VIA Rail to the tune of $1.9 billion over the last five years just to cover the train company’s operating losses.

@David_Moscrop Anti-culture

I mean, I also think Jimmy Fallon should be tossed off the air but not for any political reason, just because he sucks.

@Awake_IL @Starbucks Fake

A patron went to @Starbucks this morning and ordered Charlie Kirk’s favorite drink — Mint Majesty with honey. When their cup came back, it was marked with the word “loser :)” across it. No customer should ever be mocked or insulted because of what they order or what they believe. This is blatant bias, unprofessional, and unacceptable. 👉 Call Starbucks out. Demand accountability. 👉 Share this story. Don’t let corporations get away with politically driven harassment. We deserve better. Starbucks #47593 Chicago, IL 60631 Phone: (224) 724-1051 Corporate # 1 (800) 782-7282 facebook.com/share/v/19Tk7a…

@chrisdacey Not sure what’s more sad. You or the people who give a shit about your stupid shit posts. Life’s short maybe do something useful or interesting.

$150 for waiving the Canadian flag in an unapproved location... Welcome to Ottawa!

@l_stone No fucking Tunnels until Ellington construction is done. I haven’t been there in 5+ years but I just feel like there is no way that project is done yet.

NEW: Premier Doug Ford tells reporters he expects Prime Minister Mark Carney to support his Highway 401 tunnel as a major project. When asked if the PM has given him assurances, Ford says “I just believe he will.” #onpoli