Yer Mom

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Yer Mom

Yer Mom

@_coldpizza

Exhausted

San Diego, CA Tham gia Ağustos 2018
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Rob Friedman
Rob Friedman@PitchingNinja·
Kiké Hernández: "Are We Live? The Fact that we Don't Give a Fuck. "
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Yer Mom
Yer Mom@_coldpizza·
I think my stomach put a hit out on me.
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Yer Mom
Yer Mom@_coldpizza·
“Bro got his knowledge teeth removed” -HKH
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alex zaragoza
alex zaragoza@byalexzaragoza·
How tall is Santa Claus, and why is the correct answer 5’8”
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Yer Mom
Yer Mom@_coldpizza·
@jsbedlam I forgot it’s not Twitter anymore until I read this 😂
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Yer Mom
Yer Mom@_coldpizza·
My phone just corrected right to “eighth” Now I feel attacked.
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Josh Smith
Josh Smith@jsbedlam·
This shit is all I see on this cool website these days
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Yer Mom
Yer Mom@_coldpizza·
One of the top payroll processing companies, ADP has been offline & unavailable all day. I personally waited from being 1013 in line down to 283 only for them to sign me out automatically. @ADP
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Yer Mom
Yer Mom@_coldpizza·
Sooooo is that it for summer then? Or?
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Yer Mom
Yer Mom@_coldpizza·
@jsbedlam I wouldn’t trust him to babysit my pet rock.
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James Clear
James Clear@JamesClear·
Enough courage to get started + enough sense to focus on something you’re naturally suited for + enough persistence to stay in the game long enough to catch a few lucky breaks + a lot of hard work. There’s your recipe.
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Yer Mom
Yer Mom@_coldpizza·
Listening to the Blind Plea podcast. My mind is BLOWN and I’m only on episode 2.
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Yer Mom
Yer Mom@_coldpizza·
OMG. I smell so bad rn. That is all.
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Yer Mom
Yer Mom@_coldpizza·
I hope all the ppl in San Diego that have been complaining about the weather not being warm enough are happy with yourselves. Smdh
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Yer Dad
Yer Dad@LapApples·
Ahh, what a beautiful day! (my dog died in my arms this morning on what would have been my dad's 65th birthday, but at least I get to... watch padres baseball later?)
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Yer Mom
Yer Mom@_coldpizza·
PSA: Moms don’t want flowers for Mother’s Day… we want to be able to send our kids to school, go to the mall, live life without fear of being caught in gunfire. Ban assault rifles already idiots!!
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Yer Mom
Yer Mom@_coldpizza·
@sleezsisters There’s enough of that literally everywhere. Booooooooooooo
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