NO 1 THROATGOAT SISSY

@gtconway3d You are a little moon-faced though

“NEW YORK — George Conway has heard all the names Donald Trump called him during the president’s political rise, fall and comeback over the past decade. 
“‘Deranged loser.’ 
“‘Whack job.’

“‘Husband from hell.’ … 
“‘Stone-cold loser.’ (Conway’s favorite.) 
“‘Moon face.’ 
“‘That was the racist one,’ Conway said with a half-smile during a recent two-mile walk with his corgi, Clyde, on Manhattan’s East Side.

“Arguably the country’s preeminent critic of the 45th and 47th president, Conway has a name of his own for Trump: ‘the lowest form of life on Earth.’” {gift link} wapo.st/4cOIlXK

@Miamonteiro777 @heidimontag Even worse: she’s 50 and doesn’t know which form of ‘to’ to use

@heidimontag You want your kids to see their mom in lingerie, dancing like a stripper on the Internet? They don't.

Doing the #IVDripDance because I want too! 💋✨️😉

@heidimontag *to Retard

@fico_chu Youll have to im afraid

as a gay man with no fashion sense or experience, i personally cannot wait to share my thoughts about every single met gala outfit tonight.

@Romy_Holland Its cute to think your baby would survive the splashdown

flight attendant just told me that if my baby ends up needing a life jacket they’ll bring us a special baby one at that time lol. yeah i am sure that’s the kind of thing that’d be going down if we hit the pacific ocean.

@chi_urbanist Ill suck your dick in the bathroom

I’ll be visiting the Obama Presidential Center on a Tuesday cause that’s when it’ll be free for Illinois residents

@wrexweed Yip

You hear the classic standards and they're so upbeat so you're like "alright another classic, good-time 1950's musical" and then you actually see it and you're like JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

@woahhtharbuddy @LeighGiangreco This lady would fit right in here

@LeighGiangreco You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like. I'm at the bars with the lads, and we are all dressed like Ellis Island immigrant mice of various ethnicities.

How are the men in Chicago compared to DC? Idk, a lotta dudes in DC are psychos but I’ve also seen multiple dudes in Chicago dressed like a hipster Feivel the mouse, so choose your fighter, I guess.

@LeighGiangreco Sis i think for you the pickins may in fact be slim everywhere. Have you considered moving to Bangalore?

@suttonsroller Yikes porshy

Portia is going to the University of Colorado in Boulder! #RHOBH

@karlasmanners She does not look good blonde

remember when camila cabello was at the met gala with her ice purse and people accused her of it costing 25k meanwhile it was water frozen from her freezer and a fake rose from etsy 😭😭

@karlasmanners She does not look good blond

@karlasmanners Couldnt be from her freezer and be that clear

@tired_of_life26 @KILLTOPARTY Because your pussy reeks?

@KILLTOPARTY that's why Im voluntarily celibate

🚨🚨SMELLY INCIDENT🚨🚨

@thehyce Also michael jackson

If Michael Jackson is the King of Pop, then who is the Queen of Pop?

@Plasma_NYC Its whats inside that counts; dont trouble yourself

wait i finally feel like a cute boy?? 🙂‍↕️

@RichardStrocher Flying Spirit mustve felt like sailing in the cargo hold on the slave ships

Now I can let you in on a alpha secret: First Class Tickets on Spirit were cheaper than middle-row back of the plane on most other airlines. Free drinks free luggage (any size) you board first, exit first, and you get treated like a king. I ONLY flew Spirit (first class). RIP

@RichardStrocher We all knew; we just couldnt stomach the nıggers and poors.

@justkeepmovi @Pale_0ntologist Right, because the Jews care about the schwarzers so much

@Pale_0ntologist Because the mayor has made it clear that he doesn’t care about the hate crimes against Jews.

Why is this man as a gentile demanding the mayor stop acknowledging Jews

@WastgTimeWBravo Its sad that John’s genes are so dominant; i wish they looked a bit more like Lisa

Aren’t they Mormon??? I don’t get it!!