que cera cera

@bramtoker @brinetimelive o hell ya pimps

top moment of 2025 easily seeing this live with @brinetimelive @axtang my vision blacked out

when i take my sweaters out of storage it's over for y'all

guy fieri: okay, little lady, walk me through how we’re grillin’ this cheese me: two pieces of white bread, well-buttered. then the star of the show guy fieri: we talkin’ gruyère? pepper jack? gouda? me: kraft single guy fieri: sleazy does it, sister

listening to say anything on the orange line in 2026, time is a flatter circle than I ever thought possible

@madison_face me too tbh

@axtang axtang i miss you

are there better looking, better adjusted, generally better people out there whose short term memories haven't been ruined by smoldering depression? what are we talking about again?

Just left John Hopkins medical facility. A panel of cardiologists are doing a case study on my heart. Said they’ve never seen one this broken before. Keep me in mind today if you can✌️

@eggsfart h…hello

*approaches you* hello,

@notnatnotnatno @eggsfart bet he’s team jacob

@eggsfart @notnatnotnatno I forgive you but I can’t forget this

@axtang @notnatnotnatno i didnt mean it i'd never say that about another human being

@eggsfart @notnatnotnatno This is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to me

@axtang @notnatnotnatno alan xie ass opinion

@eggsfart lulu don’t look….brian hello

@notnatnotnatno this really is secret tech

@eggsfart NOBODY is talking about this!!!

and anyways no song is perfect either except for perfect situation by weezer.

@elnmss Happy birthday to the big man!!!!!!

@eggsfart @natalietchang Real one reporting for duty sir

@natalietchang MENS RIGHRS

@eggsfart this is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me

@axtang maybe you can be my starmie irl

in a pokemon game nobody can hurt you. nobody asks you to join a call or take over a workstream. nobody asks you for help with an interactive rebase. it's just you, and your starmie.

@eggsfart imagine if we went to the Kong and got a C19 tho

this would be very funny if you knew me.

imagine if i went to my college reunion