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@otokyo__ Timing

Whats missing from this breakfast? 🍳☕️🍽

@ThinkNGuess My mum had the exact same one 👍

People are confused about this thing...do you know what it is?

@eurofootcom @CityGroundShelf Come home keinan #NFFC

🚨🗣️ Udinese striker Keinan Davis: "This racist coward called me a monkey today during the game. I hope the Serie A association will do something about this but we will see🤷‍♂️"

@Lord_Sugar I agree with that, but I have been drinking spiced rum since 5 😂

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@piersmorgan @domlikesrabbits @bbcquestiontime Did you resign or did you get sacked?

As I said on @bbcquestiontime - Farage’s £5m bung from some crypto tycoon in Thailand absolutely stinks. And Yusuf’s evasion here makes it stink even more. If Starmer or Badenoch had been caught doing this without declaring it, Farage & Yusuf would demand they resign.

@MatthewTorbitt As chancellor why didn't he end child poverty?

I love Gordon, I think he’s been an amazing voice on child poverty for years and is proper Labour. However I can’t help but feel this lands terribly with the public who view him (wrongly) as the man who broke the economy and now he’s in charge of “Global Finance”

@fgfmurray @FireInSEAdm @I_amMukhtar Why are you not holidaying in Thailand? What is wrong with that?

@FireInSEAdm @I_amMukhtar I know I’m the kind of person who isn’t holidaying in Thailand and I can most “definitely” spell 👍 fucking idiot

We're so cooked. My man actually believes asylum-seekers get £5k to help them open a corner shop

The best news in ages. So pleased to see Gordon appointed to the role - the best person for the job. Given me renewed hope for the future 🙏🏻😍👏🏻

@MikeTappTweets @EHChalus I think they want the party to keep him in position, the way it's going it will be better for the other parties 😂

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. Reform wants Labour MPs to remove the Prime Minister. Because they know that they will be able to call for a General Election with credibility - the same credibility that we had when we called for a General Election every time the last Gov did this. Stability is key.

Civil servant here. If Farage wins the next GE, he'll call us all back to the office 5 days a week. The CS will then be on the verge of collapse, as thousands of people will either retire immediately or quit, due to the removal of WFH. Cheap optics will meet reality.

@BotFinderUK He sold Golden Wonder crisps at 5p a packet I heard !

Went into ASDA in Stoke today absolutely FUMING after remembering Gordon Brown sold all the gold in 1999. People think it was just bullion but open your eyes. Since then we’ve lost St Ivel Gold, Gold by Spandau Ballet vanished off the radio, and Golden Wonder crisps became harder to find than a straight answer from the BBC. Country’s finished. I was standing in the tinned aisle staring at some imported vegan lentil stew when I noticed they’d reduced the Brains Faggots section down to ONE shelf. ONE. In England. I naturally shouted “THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SELL THE GOLD” and kicked a basket into the Pot Noodles. At this point some bloke in a turquoise Reform UK bodywarmer with tribal tattoos started clapping while his missus filmed vertically for Facebook Live shouting “GO ON DARREN.” I would’ve joined in more confidently but I’m still painfully single despite being a patriotic alpha male with my own air fryer. Then complete chaos erupted because an enormous sweaty woman in leopard print — who I’m almost certain was Gemma Collins — tried to take the last six-pack of Brains Faggots from an old pensioner in a Union Jack flat cap. Suddenly security got involved, someone knocked over a display of Monster Energy, and a child in a Paw Patrol tracksuit started screaming “MAM HE’S DROPPED THE FAGGOTS.” For a moment I genuinely thought civil war had broken out in Stoke ASDA. Then out of nowhere the store radio started playing Fools Gold and everything changed. The pensioner started swaying. Gemma Collins raised a tin of mushy peas in the air like Churchill. A bald man smelling strongly of Stella Artois put his arm around me and said “we’ve all lost our way mate.” Before I knew it the entire frozen aisle was singing: “I’m standing alone, I’m just watching the wheels go round and round…” Even security joined in. One of them had tears in his eyes. I nearly got emotional myself thinking about how I’m 41, sleep in a box room beside my mum’s airing cupboard, and still haven’t found a woman who appreciates a patriotic man who owns three England shirts and a decorative crusader sword. Anyway I’ve calmed down now after two reheated Rustlers burgers and a vape. But mark my words: When Reform get in they’ll bring back: St Ivel Gold Golden Wonder proper Brains Faggots displays and probably my happiness Britain needs its gold back.

@lukejcr He thinks labour supporters are bigots, maybe he's right 🤔

Gordon Brown has dedicated his life to fighting child poverty. Reform UK’s big policy: pennies off pints, at the cost of pushing thousands of children into poverty. Who’s the sick joke?

@Kannyzee So you don't think it'll be a problem if Emery left? You may be in for a shock next season if you don't get the right one in, look at spurs, you might be following the same path lol

@bee_peter Get well soon. 111.nhs.uk

Nottingham Forest star Morgan Gibbs-White has opened the door to a move to Aston Villa after being left stunned by the atmosphere at Villa Park during Forest’s Europa semi-final defeat. The player is understood to be keen on working under Unai Emery & compete for major trophies.

@Kannyzee And that is why he would have doubts

@bee_peter You’ve had more managers than hot dinners. Chill.

@Kannyzee Possibly, why go there if Emery isn't there, he's a good manager, the next one might not be

@bee_peter Yes he is . Problem ?

@Unai54321 @Englis2D Is your dad not on x?

@bee_peter @Englis2D U are the most paedo looking person iv seen on here

Who do Forest fans think they are? We have beat far better teams than them at Villa Park. They didnt qualify for this competition and are 16th in the league,woopy do u are unbeaten for 10 games we have had about 4 streaks longer than that since Emery arrived #avfc

@Englis2D @Unai54321 Ronnie Pickering 🤔

@Unai54321 Why is that then Who are you ? John Fury ?

@shearersbuddy @GriftReport He forgot to take his co op loyalty card

@GriftReport £450k from Co-Ops? How did he manage that?

29-year-old Harrison Randall was caught speeding at 105mph in November 2023. Instead of accepting the ticket, he invented a fake driver named Markus Augustine and sent police a letter claiming Augustine was behind the wheel. When that failed, he forged an email receipt from a non-existent garage called DNA Autos, inventing another fake person who supposedly took responsibility for the offence. Southampton Crown Court heard Randall already has multiple prior convictions for driving offences and is serving a four-year sentence for burglary as part of a gang that stole £450,000 from Co-ops. He was jailed for an extra 12 months consecutive plus a 26-month driving ban. The judge called his efforts "crazy lengths" to avoid justice. Prat

@Ramma_____ @premierleague No investigation needed, villa are on a bad run of form, if I was a villa fan I'd be concerned, it's not looking good🤔

Investigate Aston Villa @premierleague Huge integrity issues here