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The 90s Guy

@clueless90sguy

Stupid jokes. No agenda.

1996 Tham gia Mart 2026
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The 90s Guy
The 90s Guy@clueless90sguy·
1/ Hi there! I'm The 90s Guy. People say I'm stuck in the past and maybe they're right. But, what's better than a Friday night in 1996? Cruising to the Blockbuster, windows down, smoking Newports, with Pantera blasting on the cassette deck...maybe grab some Zimas and Jolly Ranchers on the way home. No staring at a phone with a crooked neck for hours on end. No endless notifications stealing your peace. No doom scrolling through everyone's filtered highlight reels. Just a simpler life where you could get arrested and not have the bodycam video plastered all over YouTube. I make jokes cast from my 90s time capsule, trying to lighten up these dark 2026 days. So, give me a follow and let's have some laughs together. Or don't. It's fine. Seriously.
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The 90s Guy@clueless90sguy·
@TMZ Can we get a Tom Brady and John Cena pay-per-view wrestling match out of this? I think we need it.
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TMZ@TMZ·
WWE superstars clap back at Tom Brady for dissing wrestlers 😬 Take a look: tmz.me/sQL5bwY
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E X X ➠A L E R T S@ExxAlerts·
NEW: Man who went viral for looking like Jeffrey Epstein speaks out. "I'm not Jeffrey Epstein, I'm Palm Beach Pete."
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GiGi@geneverwhat·
Why can’t they just have a violent bachelorette
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Ron wright
Ron wright@ronsterd89·
What kind of car is this?
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TMZ
TMZ@TMZ·
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. What we know: tmz.me/7e8iqBd
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Pico@Xoilqnd·
@clueless90sguy @khanyamkuhlu_ Miss Cleo Miss Cleo miss Cleo. Now, listen Miss Cleo I know you say you got some kind of LIGHT, but I just got my phone bill and BITCH you ain’t right!
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KM.@khanyamkuhlu_·
I smell another lockdown coming.
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Leo Knight
Leo Knight@FredrickLeo9·
@clueless90sguy Giving is the greatest love shown therefore I believe giving back to humanity is a responsibility and not a choice. With a heart full of gratitude, I’m providing financial support of $31,000 to anyone who reaches out to me with the word “GRACE” Let’s spread love and rebuild…
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The 90s Guy@clueless90sguy·
@TMZ Mark Zuckerberg. Pillar of Morality.
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TMZ@TMZ·
Exclusive: Meta has no plans to work with Taylor Frankie Paul again after violent video. tmz.me/A5Hkcsk
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Charles Curran
Charles Curran@charliebcurran·
If you think AI film can’t be art then explain this.
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The 90s Guy@clueless90sguy·
@THR Will he be releasing another creepy video to explain all this?
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The Bachelorette
The Bachelorette@BacheloretteABC·
Attention, Bachelor Nation: #TheBachelorette is now on Sundays! Don't miss the season premiere this Sunday on ABC. Stream on Hulu!
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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
🔥🚨BREAKING: State Deputy of the Legislative Assembly of São Paulo Fabiana Bolsonaro covered herself in Blackface as an attempt to prove she isn’t racist after being accused of racism and transphobia. State deputy Fabiana Bolsonaro painted herself black in the chamber during a speech at the São Paulo Legislative Assembly.
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0xturtle.x@CryptoTurtle·
@clueless90sguy @CollinRugg i find it hilarious u paused the video at the same time to mourn for these guys 🤣 that Asian guy was so excited too..
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