Ferdinand “The Rump” Crump

@raydavisIIII Poop it was probably poop

I talked in a spaces on saturday and I wish I could remember what was discussed

@jeffmcballz and I have big plans

I am now the proud owner of a fully functional flip phone. If anyone wants to receive my second drunk call on thursday let me know in the comment section down below 👇👇

Anyone else feeling clitoral?🔥

@crumpinit Nice cock dude lmao

200 follower hound dox

To my mutuals with a j*b, how easy is it to jerk off at work?

Me searching for #her burner

2 lesbian chicks are all over eachother next to me, thinking of asking to join

Only thing on my mind is boobs and butt

@DickHugh71626 Because they think that the beautiful white women they obsess over like it

Why are indians so obsessed with being “bad boys”

@2beers2hungover You didn’t mute your mic lmao

I’m peeing rn but no one in the space knows

@hazardpounder Crash yo whip

What should I do for 900

@girl08022006 Step foot in my city and you’ll leave in a box

Just got invited to a motion party in Raleigh on October 6 😭😭I used to pray for times like this

@kittyy4pres Holy goyslop

HERE ARE MY CLASSES: - russian politics, society, and war - war and security - fear and politics - major issues in western political thought from machiavelli to rousseau - emergence of the modern middle east - cybersecurity policy THIS IS A VERY ME SCHEDULE I AM EXCITED.

@girl08022006 Go to bed

We’re all gay and like boys now

I love how the beev has shifted to shitting on people who post randoms with #shrink or #nuke but as soon as Fiji is involved everyone rides with the original post. So glad to see that Fiji are chuds nationally, brings a smile to my face

My roommate has black mold in his shower because he thought that it cleaned itself 🫩

There are so many fat black women in my Instagram feed someone pinch me