Abigail Ackley

Highlight of my birthday: carrying my two new books home while someone on the street yells at me, “Hey—Ann Curry!” I’ll take it.

@nancybx3 @lilalikat21 Can we make this happen, please?

Had my skirt try to blow away outside of my train station, was greeted by a chorus of “Marilyn Monroe!” from my homies outside the liquor store. Thanks for the support, Harlem! 💃🏻😳

Is 9:20am too early to order a Cuban sandwich? Asking for a friend.

I butt dialed @AlissonsKport in my sleep last night—must be feeling a little homesick. And hungry.

@alisarnacchiaro Come to the city and see meeeee

“The train across the platform is leaving before this train” *switches train, train I was just on leaves* @MTA what 👏🏼 do 👏🏼 we 👏🏼 pay 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 for 👏🏼

When the person next to you in line asks if the pizza place has fat-free pizza:

Yasssss bout time bout time twitter.com/rayvonowen/sta…

I just want to be a stay at home cat mom

I would like to point out that in #TheParentTrap the only person to figure out that the kids switched was Chessy, the nanny. We know all.

Being the only person in full costume in the Times Square Station has got me checking my calendar repeatedly... #iamright #youarewrong #🎃

Copyright @ryanscottoliver 📓

Omg two bros just got stuck in the subway exit turning thing together and they are so uncomfortable and this is the best way to start today

I still like to tell myself that President @BarackObama is on a long vacation, and we just got a really bad sub 🇺🇸

@nancybx3 Good girl 👍🏼

TFW all of NYC decides today is the day when they will walk slower than necessary 👹 #stop #butdontstop #keepgoing

Just answered the door sans pants and told the delivery person to "have a good night." At 10:30am. #sunday #roughstart #sendcoffee

Talked to an old lady about using @amazon prime from 42nd st to 110. NYCs first incident of MTA preaching where the train was in agreement🙌🏼

Beginning in the 2017/18 school year: The CAP Awards for excellence in high school musical theater! 🎼🎭🏆#capawards broadwayworld.com/maine/article/…