David Jones

@EdwardJDavey @ScottNicholas9 brains here is ignoring the several generations worth we are sat on. Competing with Ed Miliband for the dumb fuck award.

As the price of natural gas spikes across Europe for the fourth time in the last five years remember those extremely clever people in Reform and the Conservatives who want to abandon renewable energy and rely even more on gas 🤡 🤡

@Aalexmerricks @Lord_Stones @British_Airways Amazed he was strong enough to lift it let alone travel a mile holding it

@Lord_Stones @British_Airways I’m also astounded your wallet had cash in it 😂

Unbelievable service from the staff at T2 MAN @British_Airways … boarding to LHR and a fabulous young man came down from check in (about 1 mile away btw) to present me with my wallet inc my ID and a few quid of cash as I’d dropped it at security… astounding

@meganrolf0306 the finest valentines date a man could wish for! Love you lots Rocket x

@hjwakerley @SalonPriveUK @AdrianWallingto I think you were responsible for this

Make Brown Great Again

I’ve done alright here! @meganrolf0306

@ScottNicholas9 @TheGriftReport But, she will have to really go some to be shitter than the current incumbent

@TheGriftReport The first Chav prime minister😂

5 years of the best times a man could have. Many kids, many laughs and adventures with my stunningly beautiful wife ⁦@meganrolf0306⁩ who I adore with all my heart. Here is to many many more years and laughs and adventures😍😍😍😍 love you with all my heart Rocket xx

@DarenDa38484039 @MeMyselfOnline Proper twat

@MeMyselfOnline One of the most unfunniest people on the planet

I've watched R-rated horror films which weren't as disturbing as this. It's like watching someone in severe mental decline where they display those really nasty, bitter streaks of rage that they can't control. And this is M&S's face of Christmas?!

A few days late. However I am delighted to introduce you to Foxy Jones. A strong little Boy born on the 6th of August! Coincidentally exactly 5 years to the day I matched a Tinder to his stunning mummy @meganrolf0306 who did a fantastic job of bringing him into the world. Xx

@LexAlteth @ScottNicholas9 🤣🤣

This Cabinet is the first in history where not a single member went to a Private School. I think that’s an amazing advert for private education.

@AdrianDewey @garryclark1984 @SportsDirectUK Looks like someone has broke them in for you already

@garryclark1984 @SportsDirectUK They are a 10.5

Just received my brand new converse from @SportsDirectUK 😬

@goonermarky Good luck mate!

Day 1 of skin cancer surgery tomorrow. Wish me luck 🍀

⁦@meganrolf0306⁩ he is handsome!!

@AdrianDewey The rain fucks the lasers I believe. Retraction

Why do you only see speed camera vans on nice clear sunny days?

Thank you to @meganrolf0306 for making Father’s Day special! Especially loving the picture! X Many, many children these days.

Happy birthday to this stunner ⁦@meganrolf0306⁩ Great mum and wife. Funnier than she realises and makes discussing the kids poos fun! Love you loads sexy x

Handsome fella! Hey ⁦@meganrolf0306⁩ X

@TheGriftReport @Lord_Stones

Second anniversary weekend with this stunner ⁦@meganrolf0306⁩ I think we can all agree I’ve done alright!

Happy Mother’s Day to the greatest mum! The kids and I are very lucky to have you! Excited for number 3 to come along! We love our loads!! 😍🥰😘⁦@meganrolf0306⁩