alice in pains

how the fuck do we lose chuck norris to a medical emergency when that piece of shit antichrist can just shovel quarter pounders in his fat fucking orange face 3 times a day and raw dog a stroke every other month like it's a hangover

@lliveandalive wait you're not talking about pokemon here are you

@fusional Sure but you’re probably going to regret that unless you’re already a a total heathen and adrenaline junky lmfao.

Discovering you have a new kink in your 30s isn’t even fun it’s just low-key funny and irritating like what the hell why am I continuing to collect these like Pokémon cards

The entire fucking timeline is dragging Raggedy Anne. I’ve never seen anything like this 😭

"tem uma criança ali naquele planeta" Chappell Roan:

Iran realizing the entire world has no problem with them bombing Israel

Go towards the light bro.

type of guys that have to put their finger under the words when they read

@TrevorSheatz Humble yourself before these nuts on your chin you sociopathic homunculus

Pride is the shortest path to a heavy fall. Humble yourself before God and he will lift you up in due time.

@DieselBABE20 @Thickfitjen The difference is people are people. You are a subhuman homunculus eternally waiting for further instruction from your diaper-shitting kidfucking godking

@Thickfitjen I guess you don’t know the difference between I and people

LOL

@hecubian_devil Alright settle down Donald

Fuck that kid

chappell roan and her security guard

@DanielPlager @barkmeta I'm already close enough to have my nuts on your chin, pussy ass bitch

@barkmeta Get over it. It's been this way since the beginning of time. Perhaps you need to be closer to the inside?

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

@pmjamilla Two things can be simultaneously true

It’s becoming clear that this entire Chappell Roan “controversy” is literally just rich celebrity parents whining online because they didn’t get their way, and now they won’t stop until their entitled asses get a VIP pass ijbol a rich kid cried and now we won’t hear the end if it

chappell roan just slapped chris rock at the oscars

@nekomaxxing So what you're saying is you're hypoallergenic? 🧐

happily announcing to the world i just finished a full body shave after going all natural for awhile and now i feel like this while standing in my bathroom

Kids: “Wow, is that Chappell Roan?” Security guards:

@TreyAngstadt @AdameMedia All this because your diaper-shitting stroked-out narcissist president wants the world to stop talking about him fucking kids

@AdameMedia Ah, yes, the honest Iranian regime. Of course, they were making “significant progress!” We know this because they said so, and they are honest moral people.

Iran Closes the Door Permanently: ​Iranian FM Araghchi: ​"There is no longer any room for talk with the Americans. They deceived us with promises of no attack, after significant progress in negotiations, they decided to attack us regardless."

@ScottBevins4 @AdameMedia You told the world you've never had any nuts on your chin

@AdameMedia You told the world you didn't have any ballistic missiles capable of traveling over 1200 miles. That was a lie. You told them that you have Uranium refined to 60% and could produce 10 nuclear bombs in weeks. We didn't deceive you. You underestimated our resolve.

@missejlee You're laughing. There are people totally unrelated to this eating Satan's asshole as we speak and you're laughing.

There’s a guy rn walking around Hollywood who groomed, murdered, chopped up a 14 year old girl and let her decompose in the trunk of his car so forgive me if I don’t fall for the attempted cancellation of Chappell Roan that’s happening