international man of mystery meat

@jmoneyallstar11 @emkenobi In the 60s they would've locked you people in an asylum for testing electroshock therapy

@emkenobi No, it doesn't check out. Liberals are the weird ones lol

She’s also MAGA so that checks out.

@_dxllz7 untrue. i also fuck your mother

YOU GUYS WOULD BE SURPRISED AT HOW MANY PEOPLE JUST SIT IN THEIR HOUSE. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THEIR LIFE.

@guesshowmuchily @kdlovrr i may be anxious-avoidant trash, but i sure as hell don't ever say shit like that 😎

@kdlovrr “I’m a yearner 🥹” and it’s the most avoidant man possible

the most evil person yk refers to their self as a “yearner”

happily become a stay-at-home dad for the low low price of an Audi RS6 Avant

@MGR_Chille don't worry, it literally wasn't written by a person

I wonder what the GM response was to seeing my name and writing this reply back to me.

His face is hung up in the room where kids had their teeth removed so they don’t bite on Epstein’s Island.

@mizuedg you people sound like FFXI private server boomers cackling about Bubbly Bernie because they never made it past level 30 and it's all they know

Uno de estos "villanos" tiene una apariencia original. Uno te hizo sentir una amenaza real. Uno tiene carisma. Uno será recordado todavía el día de mañana. La otra es Xal'atath

@Lhoverboyy last time i had anything like that in my search info i got mass reported by mviera llamatodd subscribers

Shoutout to this guy from my alliance raid. Incredibly based bio.

@onlypeluayo i mean your real life president is fucking kids and getting his minions to worship a golden calf while he robs the country blind and any time someone goes "erm that's not normal" some chud on 40mg of lisinopril bursts out from the sewers to screech about TDS which sounds wilder?

Homelander literally crushes the President's skull in the Oval Office, makes Ashley the new POTUS on the spot... and America just goes 'okay'? No riots, no media meltdown, no military response? 😂

@_toxicblonde i mean... the same dudes ragetweeting "put the WAR back in warcraft" & screeching about cozyslop in the trading post mass reported my characters named Ligma and Republican just because i made a Diaper Don joke in trade chat seems like we've got snowflakes on all sides

Ah yes, the game about war, rape, calling women bitches, but you cannot say the word … “fuck.” Are we deadass that soft.

@guesshowmuchily you think dudes who can't even find the clitoris would know what that is

MY ROSE WAS OUT LEFT TO DRY and a guy came over to inspect my flat 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I would pay cold hard cash to see Trump vs. Obama in a GUTS! ppv event Donnie's diaper would be leaving skidmarks all the way down the Aggro Crag

@editorstan_ It's always a viera dude

ffxiv really is something else

@rushicrypto could explain why so many of them can't read. mfs just spawned in with no inner monologue and a foot fetish

Maybe it's because they don't watch TV shows that reference things, or read books, but I have never seen a generation have basically zero awareness of culture that existed before they were born the way gen Z does. It's unreal. It's like they just spawned in.

@14p1z slight improvement over league at least 🤘

Dude ngl i’m super into ffxiv instead of playing league/tft/tekken… am i fried?

@N_Tys26 @turtlewowteam imagine if they hadn't spent months and months actively provoking the huge corpos

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐖 After 8 years, @turtlewowteam is officially offline. In the final minutes the whole community came together in one last gathering to say goodbye. Pov: Pespline on Youtube

@a1eksina and isn't the profanity filter on by default?

>name the game “world of warcraft” >get millions of monthly subs >show genocide, war, famine, war crimes etc. in said game >have garrosh call sylvanas a bitch >smash human heads in a silverpine quest >suspend paying players for saying “fuck” make it make sense?

@wizardriesx i pissed off some red hats in trade chat and got mass reported for just having the name Ligma 🤘

what grown adult is reporting someone for saying fuck in a video game😂bring back the cod lobbys of 2010 we need them bad

@yuliexe i mean, that's pretty much why ilevel is used now

In the past, you could look at someone’s character and reliably identify their strength and achievements based on the way they were geared. This has been largely replaced in favor of cash shop items and bikini skins all while making the in-game drops look worse to push people towards swiping. Working hard on clearing difficult or sometimes simply repetitive content doesn‘t feel rewarding if all you get to show for it is some goofy title and all you get to flex with is your credit card. These days, MMOs are designed in a way that makes it possible for people to progress solo all the way. Plus, interacting with other players has been „optimized“ out to a point where most people would likely not be able to tell a difference if they were queued into a dungeon with AI bots. Some might even prefer it. To make things worse, MMOs started to introduce daily chores in an effort to increase player retention through psychological manipulation. Not only are daily quests repetitive and unfun, they prevent you from doing things you‘d rather do for the sake of „efficiency“. They also shift the mindset of the player base in a way that makes people impatient and irritable. Wiped on a boss once? Watch half your party rage quit because they need to clear it asap on as many characters as possible. MMOs have lost their identity as a massive world one can explore side by side thousands of other players and have turned into a glorified P2W queue simulator that has little to no appeal for new players that don‘t feel nostalgia for the „good old days“.

how the fuck did i manage to get 4k likes w/ this while shadowbanned