Will

@footballontnt Lino’s flag was up for most of it.

Mikel Arteta's reaction when Arsenal missed a chance in the closing moments to win it 😅

@lewis_goodall Did he do the fucking jump?

A truly bizarre performance from Musk at MSG just now. Also clearly hints at the idea of 2020 voter fraud. Peddling a lie from the owner of one of the most important information networks in the world.

@TammyFayeBway The best in the biz

Choreographer Lynn Paige flips the script on book writer James Graham, teaching him some TAMMY moves. 👀

@RobertJenrick Wake me up when it’s land availability limiting agricultural production you absolute cunt

We must ban solar farms on prime agricultural land. Solar panels are for roofs, not for farmland. Our countryside and food security is precious. telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/…

@Clackers_UTC @joshpearson180 You shag dogs

@joshpearson180 He shouldn't be playing in women's events.

Noa-Lynn van Leuven with a staggering 109.64 record breaking average to win Women’s series 21! She has also just secured a spot at Ally Pally for the World Darts Championship in December 👏🏼👏🏼

Bindon quietly going about his game being brilliant as per. He’s impeccable. #readingfc

@JDMitcham @Dubstep1988 Bless you

@goodgorbash @Dubstep1988 Matejovski

That - genuinely - might be the best goal I’ve ever seen from a Reading player. He’s been a little bit off it this season, but that is a ludicrous hit from Lewis Wing. Absolutely ludicrous. #readingfc

Kids doing the tannoy is a lovely touch. Still a heart at the ding. #readingfc

I miss Kevin Doyle. #readingfc

@PippaCrerar Come on Pippa.

Even 8 years later, it’s still extraordinary to think that Britain deliberately chose to shrink its domestic market from 450m people to 65m on the recommendation of a bunch of liars, charlatans and fools

@RhonddaBryant I’m sorry Chris.

My Dad died peacefully earlier today after a few years of a cruel illness. Un abrazo bien fuerte. RIP Rees Bryant, 11.03.1933 to 12.10.2024

@SamCoatesSky REVEAL!? I got taken for lunch yesterday by a client, want to put me on the website too?

Sky News can reveal Home Secretary Yvette Cooper went for free to a Taylor Swift concert as guest of Swift’s music label Universal Music. Ms Cooper went as a guest of her huband, Ed Balls who was given four tickets. That came after the home secretary had discussions about boosting protection for Ms Swift when she was in London after concerts were cancelled in Vienna because of a foiled attack Mr Balls was offered the tickets on August 4, before the Swift's shows in Vienna were cancelled for a show on August 16 This has not appeared in the public register to date because the tickets were understood to be worth £170 - less than the £300 that would make it a declarable expense. Earlier today the home secretary made the declaration to the cabinet office.

@LizKershawDJ Christ Liz. Get many people on your guest lists?

Imagine going to a football match or concert at 90,000 capacity Wembley Stadium having bought a ticket and learning that 900 people in there had just walked in and been given a seat without paying a penny That’s UK today

@TheAmazons Urz

a play a day keeps the existential dread away

@SimFromBucks 12 days of Christine is gut wrenching too. The LOG boys are geniuses.

Bernie Clifton's Dressing Room (Inside No 9)

@McCainJack @iowahawkblog Fair fucking play.

@British_Enjoyer @garethaethwy @BladeoftheS You literally are, you freak.

@kamalahmednews You’re a fucking moron then sir.

This is one of the worst starts to a government of any political party that I can remember… telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/…