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@DonaldJTrumpJr @nickshirleyy Those furious at the Somali scam are reminded that a firm backed by this coked-up man child just received a government contract for more than $600M. Trump's main problem with the old DC 'swamp' is that it was too small to accommodate his level of corruption.

@TopGirlKeiko Sorry, God told me he's too busy smiting Orcs - no time to stop and convince Putinist stooges like you of anything...

Only God himself can convince me that Zelensky didn’t strike Romania in order to force NATO to respond against Putin. Putin has no reason to attack Romania and doesn’t want a war with NATO.

@rumpfshaker not buying it - obviously evidence of a librul female conspiracy to have sex with gay men...

When I lived in Austin I went to Cheer Up Charlie’s & other gay bars downtown multiple times. Fun music & many women enjoyed the break from the usual bar scene because the guys were flirting with each other and you could just chat with your friends. Not a new or shocking trend.

@its_me_jd_again that's what a jailbird would say

@jbrenner2000 That's what a liberal would say

Man, I had no idea it would be this much fun watching liberals meltdown because we "might" get compensated. I hate to see what happens to their poor little brains if it actually happens.

@RealSprat a sad day - America has been truely 'shafted'!

BREAKING: Drive Shaft has pulled out of the Great American State Fair

@katrosenfield Yes, if only we had listened to you. Now we are faced with a sad future in which performing art are gone forever. In civilized countries like North Korea, the ruler's prerogative to place his name on buildings is never questioned and the arts thrive!

not even gonna say I told you so x.com/katrosenfield/…

Thank god nobody insanely overreacted to this in the meantime eh guys

@adammocklerr they will have to hold a penis duel to establish which one is straighter....

the two straightest men you know

@LPDonovan @mattyglesias It's also ok to have a 'fun and cool' experience in a setting that doesn't affirm a twisted narcissists belief that he's entitled to adulation

@mattyglesias It's ok to let go and just let things be fun and cool. Some of the events they've planned look lame. Others look objectively exciting. Trump's involvement here seems like one of the least provocative elements of his presidency in the scheme of things.

Gratuitously stigmatizing participation in government-sanctioned 250th celebrations is a civic tragedy not to mention a huge missed opportunity.

@LPDonovan yes, a YUGE opportunity to praise the naked emperor's fine silk garments has been lost...

@Mark4XX Putinists are having an increasingly difficult time maintaining erections - thus the need for more and more grandiose spank fantasies...

L. JOHNSON: PUTIN GREENLIGHTS KIEV CAPTURE TO END UKRAINE CONFLICT Larry Johnson, the former CIA officer with direct lines into Russian strategic thinking, has just issued the clearest prediction yet on how this war actually ends. After years of careful attrition Russia has crossed its final threshold and is now preparing a ground assault to seize and hold Kiev. The blunt evacuation order to every Western diplomat and military adviser in the capital is not theater. It is the starting gun. THE WATERSHED DECISION ➡️ Russia has officially decided to change its entire approach to the conflict. ➡️ The brutal terrorist attack that slaughtered teenagers in Lugansk was the final straw that ended all remaining restraint. ➡️ Moscow is no longer willing to absorb endless Western-backed strikes on its people while pretending the old rules still apply. THE EVACUATION SIGNAL ➡️ Foreign diplomats and intelligence personnel in Kiev have been told in plain language to leave now. ➡️ Russia does not make idle threats and this one carries the full authority of the Kremlin. ➡️ The message is unmistakable: clear the city before the strikes intensify ahead of the ground operation. THE SUMMER TIMELINE ➡️ Larry Johnson states Russian forces will capture and control Kiev by the end of the summer. ➡️ This is not wishful thinking. It is an assessment based on Russia’s current overwhelming supply of missiles, artillery, and combat-ready troops. ➡️ The city is being systematically prepared for takeover while Ukrainian defenses continue to erode. THE TOTAL VICTORY PLAN ➡️ Kiev falls first but Odessa and Transnistria are also marked for liberation before the campaign concludes. ➡️ Ukrainian military forces will be defeated outright on the battlefield. ➡️ The special military operation phase is over. Full-scale victory operations have begun. THE NO MORE MR. NICE GUY REALITY ➡️ Vladimir Putin personally instructed his foreign minister to deliver this uncompromising message to Washington. ➡️ Russia now possesses both the capability and the political will to finish the job inside Ukraine. ➡️ The previous caution was deliberate. That chapter has closed. THE BOTTOM LINE Russia absorbed every provocation the West could throw at it and has now assembled the forces and the resolve to end the war on its own terms by capturing Kiev and breaking the remaining Ukrainian army in the coming months. The prediction is precise and the window is closing fast. #KievCapture #RussiaVictory #UkraineEndgame #LarryJohnson #SummerOffensive #PutinUltimatum #WarOverSoon

@KatiePavlich Katie thinks that Idependence Day should be about doing whatever the POTUS (wannabe king) says without question...(as long as the wannabe king is Trump)

The woman who got rich and famous off of the song Independence Day won’t show up for the 250th anniversary of America on the National Mall in Washington D.C.? And then used some PR firm to put out this copy and paste statement ? Pathetic.

@TateTheTalisman what authority was that? Did your brother get beat up by one of his twinks and mumble something to that effect?

Ukraine has likely attacked Romania in a bid to steal more money from the EU. They re-directed a russian drone or more likely just fired on the city of Galati themselves. I urge the Romanian people not to fall for these tricks. I have this information on VERY good authority.

@n8pilled "forced"? That ridiculous - she was only locked in the room for two days before she started to nibble on the Sim Jims!

once i saw that tweet explaining how men’s obsession w forcing their gfs to eat meat is so interconnected w rape culture my third eye opened.

@SecKennedy Yes, under the Biden regime I was not granted permission to eat burgers...

It's #NationalBurgerDay. The war on protein is over, and REAL American beef is back on the menu.

@trumwill the unconsumed bacon is not 'left over' rather it is part of a bacon 'ready reserve'

I didn't understand the meaning of those words together in that order.

@adammocklerr What, are you insane? Talarico might advance legislation to remove depictions of God's enormous celestial johnson from public art or some such...

James Talarico said “God is non-binary” in 2019 and that offended my Christian ears. Therefore, I will vote for the serial adulterer who steals from thy neighbor and who will most certainly abuse his power once in office.

@Halalcoholism lumpia, adobo, pansit, michado, lechón are all delicious and don't really have a gross out factor for the uninitiated - in contrast to balut or dinuguan

The reason online Filipinos are losing their minds over cultural appropriation of ube icecream is because this a big deal, the first time their nation has created a food that non-Filipinos want to eat

@realgerhardtvdm Yes, all the Ukrainian men have left - that's why Russia's conquest will be complete in just THREE DAYS!

🇺🇦 HAPPENING NOW IN UKRAINE: Ukrainian men are rushing to borders, park their cars and run as fast as they can to escape the claws of Zelensky. All Ukrainian men aged 18-60 are banned from leaving the country and MUST go to the frontlines. Horrible!

@ShiversShana The boilerplate is always, 'yes, his moral failings are bad, yada, yada, BUT....' because that formulation allows them to avoid the implications of supporting an ugly MAGA cult that has poisoned public discourse and normalized sociopaths in office for more than 10 yrs

It is hard for anyone left with a functioning conscience.

@MattWalshBlog It's hilarious that Matt thinks his format of non-stop rabid hatred is somehow more elevated than Milli Vanilli or Vanilla Ice...

I am begging conservatives to let go of this “cling onto literally any famous people who give us the time of day” mentality. That strategy has officially led us to rock bottom, in the form of a concert that features —and this somehow is not a joke— Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice.

@NancyMace Lucky for you the proposed ban isn't for deranged narcissists who would do ANYTHING for publicity...

If you want to hold power in South Carolina, you should be from America. We proposed a joint resolution to ban foreign-born elected officials - requiring natural born citizenship for Governor, legislators, judges, and every statewide officer in South Carolina. nancymace.org/natural-born-c…