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@OhioTate @StooliesClub BARSTOOL BLOCK HER INTO ETERNITY

It is with deep regret that I inform you all that Connor Griffin did not close the deal with Richelle Ryan. She has dropped him off and given him a goodnight kiss on the cheek, but there will be no intercourse between these two tonight.

“Would you like anything for dessert?” - Waiter to Connor Griffin “I’m his dessert” - Richelle Ryan

@barstoolspringb Is Adderall on the bar menu?

Girls got motion

@LevelUpDailyHQ @barstoolsports At what point does getting BELT TO ASS start being the real answer?

@barstoolsports Devin Booker went OFF—when the quiet ones start naming names, you know it’s bad 😬 At what point does officiating become the storyline? 👀

Devin Booker went OFF on the officiating tonight

@kellykeegs @StooliesClub Ain’t no fun when the rabbit’s got the gun 😂

@BeckerSportsLab @DK_Assist @PrizePicks 👀

Jalen Williams did not return to play due to injury — we got you, Early Exit is in effect! Eligible wagers will be marked as a loss, but withdrawable CASH credits will be distributed within 24 hours (at NO extra cost) 🤝

@barstoolspringb Nicky is in absolute hell right now

Dante & Katic love this performance

@PardonMyTake Love @Blutman27 ‘s new cut but which one is @Jerrythekid21 ?

On today’s Pardon my take

@DannyJConrad Dirty socks straight onto the hotel Bible 😂

My apologies. Reed’s hotel room tour

@BuzzPatterson Held my breath and my butthole puckered just watching that

This is how we handle an engine fire in the 737.

@DannyJConrad @reedt4723

The highly anticipated suite tour with Reed

@DannyJConrad @reedt4723 Reed pulling an Anchorman and just naming objects he sees 😂

@barstoolspringb Dante gonna impregnate Keegs tonight. Or she’s gonna impregnate him.

What color wig should Goldfinger wear?

@barstoolspringb Goldfinger turns his head like a robot pirate on a Disney ride

The Don’s DMs are flowing tonight

@cait_walkerr Odds are it’s a she.

Me all week watching the drama unfold and trying to figure out who’s flight I’m booking next

@barstoolspringb Oona is leaving because of how Keegs acted. Discuss.

Part 2 of Oona leaving

@OKSTProbs Massive nuts that he’s about to drop on the Big 12

What does Coach have in his pocket?

@RealCGriff 8 minutes Star Wars. 12 minutes Back to the Future. 7 minutes Major League. Opening 20 of Saving Private Ryan. Maybe some Clone Wars sprinkled in. Leia bikini scene in ROTJ. Then just throw caution to the wind.

And they got movies on this flight! Life’s good!

UPDATE: I HAVE FINALLY BOARDED A PLANE. See you soon @barstoolspringb.

@stoolpresidente Or…and hear me out…send her home.

Kelly Keegs doing a reverse uno now soliciting rumors from rando girls and submitting them as fact despite being enraged when girls were standing on 2 feet talking about rumors a few hours ago. If she keeps pushing Ryder Brady we may need to send Bosco back to Vegas.