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@mariejarvie @InsideNo9_ @SP1nightonly Absolutely agree. Was at the Woking show last night and had to wonder why, especially looking at the quality of the previous cameos in that sketch. Not just not funny, actively distasteful.

@InsideNo9_ @SP1nightonly Was it folly or genius to have Bobby Davro as the celeb at Woking for Stage Fright? A perfect example of why “Cheese and Crackers” humour no longer works. What an awful man. Almost ruined the show.

RT if you want to @MichelleMone investigated.

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@elonmusk Keech ius maximus if you happen to be Scottish….

Yeah

@JonathanPieNews Do they still have that dungeon under Glamis Castle?

This Chinese spy stuff could really ruin Prince Andrew’s reputation *sarcastic look to camera*.

@Okeating That’s the bozo who will be in charge of health, yeah? Making America fat again.

"Psst! If you don't fancy that burger, I've got a chihuahua in my bag."

If Nigel Farage wants to be a politician commentator, he should be one. He shouldn't take the respected office of MP and then neglect his constituency. What an utter disgrace. RT if you agree.

@BladeoftheS Buy Miele, they are much better vacuum cleaners!

James Dyson paid out its £1.2bn profits to Singapore so it won't be taxed in the UK. This is after he was one of the biggest pushers of Brexit. Don't buy his sh*t, he ruined the UK, and doesn't pay tax either.

I am right in thinking everyone wants to Rejoin the EU aren't I? Like if you do RT if you really do

@BladeoftheS He won’t be welcome. I’ll happily be the holder of Janey’s sign.

It looks like Donald Trump might flee the USA to go to Scotland. What are your thoughts on that?

Twitter, I’m losing followers hand over fist. Still just about hanging on in here - please help me find my old followers - if they’re still here - if you can, by RTing.

@mariejarvie @AndyWoodturner Makes a good picture!

It was freezing cold this morning, so I had a lovely hot breakfast in my porringer by @AndyWoodturner

@MatchPoiint @RadioGenoa A lot of people wearing white. Not many dog owners?

@wonderofscience That’s Satan, very pleased with how things are going generally.

A smiling volcano filmed at Kilauea in Hawaii. 📽: Mick Kalber

@Okeating I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone look more stoned.

"Hello, Clarice." 📸 Jim Watson/Getty

@RealLyndaCarter I originally thought it might be a mitigation for Trump to have an educated and presumably intelligent person as a running mate, but it looks like America is running full tilt into The Handmaid’s Tale.

This is just a step away from “the father should vote on behalf of the whole family.” 🤮

@StephenKing She would wipe the floor with him. She was a prosecutor.

@WokingTheatre Saw this last night. Stunning! Full standing ovation and so well deserved.

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@Nettleshippy Maybe his next role is a Prince biopic.

What has GQ done to Cillian Murphy ? He looks like he is in a Duran Duran tribute band If ever there was a man who didn’t need bronzer

@jameslineytv Rubbish! From someone who saw the show a week ago.