SonofaMitch

@TheEmmys And the #Emmys goes to #SonofaMitch for “Be Urself” w/Mitch - It was at that exact moment he was awakened by Momz: Wake up Mitchell! Time for school! You’ll be late for the bus! You can eat the dog & cat later! #sundayvibes

@SkyNews With the way Trump is tweeting these daze I’d have to say… Stay Tuned

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Say you’re from Philly without actually saying it. 😚

@EricTrump @carlquintanilla @megforflorida @GovRonDeSantis @JamesUthmeierFL Seriously at this point, why don’t we call each other Trump???

Palm Beach International Airport is now officially…. “President Donald J. Trump International Airport!” Proud to have played a small role in making this happen. Huge thanks to @megforflorida, @GovRonDeSantis, @JamesUthmeierFL, and the overwhelming majority in the Florida House!

@ABC Breaking News: Total. Different. Scenario. And Circumstances. Like comparing Apples & Oranges. Dems & GOP. Trump and Humility…

Karoline Leavitt said President Trump "would be quite interested in calling" on Middle Eastern countries like Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and the UAE to pay for the costs of the war in Iran when asked by a reporter during Monday's White House press briefing. abcnews.link/nXowMfx

@washingtonpost That is total blanking gold… Literally.

A new statue, a toilet spray painted gold and set on a faux-marble pedestal, is the latest in a series of protest artworks and installations taking aim at President Trump and his administration that have popped up in Washington, D.C. wapo.st/4c3Xnrc

@ABC At this point if Trump is actually not talking to Iran his Doctors need to give him another MRI, Cat Scan & gazillion more Cognitive Tests…

President Trump continues to insist Iran is negotiating and has agreed to most of his 15-point proposal. But Iran has labeled that plan excessive and flat out denies any talks are happening. ABC News' Rachel Scott pressed White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt about those negotiations.

@washingtonpost Only hope it’s not the Mofu that sat in Pelosi office & propped his feet up on her desk like he owned the fucking country… Trump probably pardoned him too.

Adam Johnson was among the Trump supporters who roamed the halls of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. Now — after serving 75 days behind bars and receiving a presidential pardon — Johnson is running for office in Florida’s Manatee County. wapo.st/4dP1Os3

@TheView @WhitneyCummings in Da House!!! And Whoopi btw it’s actually called #NoKings ,except Elvis…

After 'No Kings' protests drew large crowds across the United States over the weekend, 'The View' co-hosts and Whitney Cummings discuss.

@MrBillDaniels Happiest & Healthiest Big Guy!!!

Hard to believe I’m turning 99 tomorrow! I’m so grateful that staying connected with my fans has been so fulfilling in my later years. While I’m taking a pause on long distance travel, I’m still available on Cameo! cameo.com/billdaniels

@TMZ What’s that??? No that was the last time we saw Charles Barkley on tv. Alright time for bed kids…

Charles Barkley sounds off on Trump immigration policy during the NCAA tourney. Credit: CBS

@ABC Oh geez. Gonna be kinda awkward when Trump says he signed the peace deal & Iran says Signed With Who…???

IRAN LATEST: The spokesman for Iran's Foreign Ministry said that Iran has “not had any negotiations with America,” even though President Trump said this weekend that there have been talks both directly and indirectly. Follow live updates: abcnews.link/FIxb58q

@ABC Is the new regime headed by Steve Bannon or Laura Loomer ???

Pres. Trump said in a post to social media on Monday that the U.S. is currently engaged in "serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran," but threatened to expand U.S. strikes if the negotiations fail. abcnews.link/OdxcVRn

@CNBC There has Never been a War that has gone so well! It’s actually been over since the get-go and it will be the 11th war Trump settled peacefully. So far he has only started one huge War. Well Little Excursion if you will. Yes like a day at the Zoo with the family…

President Donald Trump said Monday that the U.S. will “completely” obliterate Iran’s electric generating plants, oil wells and Kharg Island if the strategically vital Strait of Hormuz is not “immediately” reopened and a peace deal is not reached “shortly.” His comments come as the Iran war enters its fifth week and as the Trump administration weighs sending in ground forces to seize Kharg Island, a major fuel hub which serves as the centerpiece for Iran’s oil industry. Full details: cnb.cx/41Amtc2

@ABC George you really shud interview the new WH spokesperson, @realjonlovitz , aka Tommy Flinagan! Iran regime change is imminent. In fact itsa Done Deal. It’ll be run by um, Musk. @elonmusk ! Yeah that’s the ticket! And Furthermore…

Secretary of State Marco Rubio talks to “GMA” about the war in Iran, including ongoing negotiations with the regime in Tehran to end the conflict.

@washingtonpost Wonder if after like a month living down there in the Bunker with Trump his sycophant Cabinet will say, Yo Trump enuf already with the fucking Mickey Dee’s everyday and… Nah they’ll still suck up to him.

Speaking to reporters aboard Air Force One, President Trump showed off a rendering of his planned $400 million White House ballroom. The planned addition is facing a key vote this week. A federal judge may also rule to halt the project. wapo.st/3NLEWPR

@JoJoFromJerz More like his surprise outta nowhere New Bunker!!! Weirdly financed thru private donors…???

Americans can’t afford shit. We’re in a war none of us understands. People are hurting. And what is this sociopath focused on? His stupid ass ballroom.

@gtconway3d @Miriam2626 Fake News! Trump was merely equating it with Hush Puppies! Not a fancy shoe, they’re just dumb. Put em on your feet…

Very persuasive. Always a great way to convince a court your position is the right one.

@NBCNews Oh Boy. One can almost hear Mr @NeilDiamond , Love on the Rocks, ain’t no big surprise…

EXCLUSIVE: Second lady Usha Vance says she and Vice President JD Vance don't always see eye to eye on issues, but they always have "open-minded" conversations. nbcnews.com/politics/jd-va…

@AdamKinzinger And yet Trump will outlive us all in his new Ballroom Bunker. Hook or by CROOK…

Trump looks physically fragile nowadays

@JessicaTarlov @_celia_bedelia_ Survival of the Richest, formerly Fittest.

Healthcare cuts to fund tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans and to pay for a deeply unpopular war is insanely bad politics for the GOP, which means they’ll do it.