❌ marks the spot

❌Spot Travel: Falls Trail at Bandalier National Monument. This little gem in New Mexico is a must to visit.

@acousticstyle56 @mikeysmith

@no_code_blue @mikeysmith Shut the fuck up dick lick

Trump is now describing in some detail the Montreal Cognitive Test, which doctors use to spot the early signs of dementia, and which he proudly declared his doctors have made him take three times. He thinks it’s an intelligence test.

@kittenaround_51 Blue Angels should move out of FL just because there are dumbass living there 😏

When it’s time to renew your tags, I wouldn’t recommend doing this.

@RandyGoat FAFO Ballroom of America

What should be the name of Trump's ballroom?

@GodsRiches @that_1 Smoked

@that_1 He’s tired, or as the English say, he’s fagged.

I wonder what is on the King's mind leaving the U.S.?

@that_1 Could’ve been all mine except that King George III screwed it all up😔

@paulwhatevr @BBMagaMom

@BBMagaMom It's "Over" just in time to slide under the 60 days before he has to get authorization from Congress. Coming soon to a theater near you: Iran, The Wrath of Krump.

🚨HUGE DEVELOPMENT: The White House has officially informed Congress that hostilities with Iran have ENDED! Following the ceasefire that stopped active combat operations, the administration is notifying lawmakers that the conflict, for War Powers Resolution purposes, is over. This marks a major de-escalation after weeks of intense operations. No more American lives risked in direct confrontation. #IranCeasefire #AmericaFirst

@BBMagaMom Trump can restart the war on Monday and get another 60 days😏

@0hour1 Smart. Trump doesn’t need the Slow-gress’ approval for indefinite navel blockade. He will just label it as Naval training…as long as he wants 😎

Iran war is officially terminated. Trump administration moments ago.

@thomasbsauer Do flight suits comes in XXL🤔

I’m begging the Navy’s senior officers, with tears in my eyes… You all look silly. If you are not part of the crew of an aircraft, please don’t wear a flight suit. If your job is in a climate controlled office building… Wear a service uniform. This isn’t hard, you guys.

@SusieM414141 @MAC_ARMY1 Girlfriend left him with another guy so he is green with envy 😏

This man went to the emergency room because his eyes had turned a slight shade of green for the second time. What would cause this? I know many people say it could be early jaundice.

@VicToriA19_72 At least they didn’t put up the Hawaiian state flag 😏

The Union Jack was mistakenly flown upside down at the military cemetery, a breach of flag protocol Really? We look like morons.

@Suzierizzo1 Elderly with massive salt load 🏥

SNAP has just passed an amendment where SNAP recipients can purchase Hot Rotisserie chickens unlike previously where they had to be cold. The House passed this Bipartisan measure in the lower chamber with a vote of 384-35.This will make life easier for so many like the elderly.

@AmericaPapaBear Learn to knit.

How do you guys stay sane with so much crazy shit going on in your life? What do you do to keep a level head? I feel like I am losing it right now.

@AhmadRehanKhan FMG

Dr Nicole Saphier — Surgeon General Nominee. Board-certified. U.S. trained. Academic physician. And importantly, an International Medical Graduate (IMG) from Ross University School of Medicine. At a time when IMGs are often questioned, this is a powerful reminder: IMGs don’t just serve the system, they strengthen it, lead it, and shape its future. From frontline care to national leadership: ✔️ Credentials matter. ✔️ Training matters. ✔️ IMGs matter.

@bryanbehar Or maybe she is still wearing diapers 😏

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

@covie_93 It’s called tail 🙄

Is trump buying clothes for them now because what is this??

@Sierra_rak And some patients showed up with a stack of scientific papers ready to “discuss” 😑

My doctor: so you’ll probably see the lab results for your bloodwork uploaded to MyChart by the end of the day but DONT LOOK AT THEM. DONT LOOK AT THEM!! ILL TELL YOU WHAT THEY SAY DONT LOOK AT THEM. Anyway some of my lab results say abnormal so I’m planning my funeral now lmao Before anyone says, “Um, actually” my doctor was really nice and explained that some people will google thier results and freak themselves out and he’ll get back to me and we can talk through them.

@HekateMagik @suhail_nasim Just about 😅

@no_code_blue @suhail_nasim What old days were that? The Paleolithic age? 😂

🚑 You are called to an unconscious diabetic patient in the field… No glucometer is available.The patient is unresponsive and the cause is unknown On assessment: No signs of cardiac arrest Would you consider it hypoglycemia or DKA? What is your immediate life-saving first step ?

@OGdukeneurosurg I have patients called me directly on my cellphone but I’d never call my own physicians on their cellphone since I know they are busy as hell. Plus I can literally get a “bedside”consultation from my husband 🤣

I love when my patients call me. Over 20 years of giving it out It’s helped me take better care of thousands of patients, especially after surgery. It has even saved lives. So be honest:Would you ever call your doctor’s cell phone? I wouldn’t feel comfortable myself.