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as a preschool teacher, you’re the absolute worst kind of parent. it takes us twice as much time and energy to do what we need to do because of parents like you, who don’t help AT ALL.
if you’re going to have kids, do SOMETHING for fucks sake. “big W for me” girl fuck you!!!!
Kathryn Jezer-Morton@KJezerMorton
I didn't potty train my kids - they did it for me at daycare. Big W for me. They also taught my kid how to tie his shoes. Having other people teach things to your children helps a LOT
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Everyone get more French right now!!!
neon (unserious)@neon_heartbeat
starting to see what the French’s whole beef with this place is
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this summer i am gonna get a little French with it 🥖🇫🇷
lexi@elextra__
it’s really not until you visit another country that u realize ohhhh ok we are really fucking slumming it in america got it
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@offbeatorbit lmao just playing. they wouldn't come after lil old me like they do you!
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i mean this with all love and some respect but some of you all have got to grow up
cyber@farspacehunter
adult women, yes. what is the purpose of a male in a shop that sells bras and panties? any man with a modicum of respect for women would never enter a lingerie store. it’s creepy as fuck. make him wait outside.
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“Trump Parties While America Surrenders” theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/06/…
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Pretty notable that even the polite and risk-averse ladies of PPAV are not so subtly saying that the @SpanbergerForVA / House budget is trash
Brandon Jarvis@Jaaavis
Planned Parenthood Advocates of Virginia said in an announcement that the House budget proposal “threatens reproductive healthcare access for thousands of Virginians.”
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Americans eat raw onions on their sandwiches but they don’t eat raw onion sandwiches.
There is a difference.
Droll Model@bayesiandroll
The Great British-American Twitter Onion War consists entirely of bad faith arguments. Currently: Americans don't eat raw onions on sandwiches Wait, what is that? A cheeseburger with raw onions on it?
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@katefeetie literally yes lol. i basically know him from memes and that's it
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“If this agreement goes forward as reported, it will leave a brutal regime in control of Iran and in control of most of the tools it uses to threaten the region: ballistic missiles, drones and a weaker but still-dangerous regional proxy network in Lebanon, Iraq and Yemen,” @Katulis tells @washingtonpost.
Read more ⬇️ washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…
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we could have ended homelessness in the US for the next decade for that amount of money. instead we blew up a bunch of shit and killed schoolchildren just to go back to the status quo.
The Hormuz Letter@HormuzLetter
BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News. This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all. If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.
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Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars
The Hormuz Letter@HormuzLetter
BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News. This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all. If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.
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@internetmadison @offbeatorbit I don't really follow this stuff but iirc it was a pretty open industry secret that he was a nasty guy, maybe he's been off TV for long enough that the rep has faded
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doing so research and it’s @offbeatorbit telling me what happened by way of reddit also what the fuck nph
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@MatSheltonEide My problem with Brooklyn is why didn't they take the opportunity when moving to become the new Brooklyn Dodgers? Other names would have worked too but you gotta drop "Nets," one of the worst team names in sports even when it was still alliterative
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Don’t really have an NBA team, typically just root for the VCU…BUT… if I decided to really jump on a team to lock one in, I probably go Brooklyn because of my countless Atlantic 10 memories in that building and in that area. Would be cool if they were good.
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