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austin 3000@popespeed·
i luv 2 use shampy AND condish
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Lee Konstantinou
Lee Konstantinou@LKonstan·
After spending my career studying the end of irony, I now predict and call for the return of irony, the only rhetorical device that can save us from the Machines.
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Integrity Guy
Integrity Guy@Integrity_Freak·
Got so annoyed by this that I now think the stupid Baby Yoda movie is good
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derek
derek@brainedimage·
chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 32948293842 years per second. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner
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heather
heather@prettyalbatross·
i removed the superfluous parts of america in order to improve commute times
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austin 3000@popespeed·
Being at the airport is always a reminder that people actually buy those Facebook-core novelty shirts/hats...like, a lot
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wyatt dunkin
wyatt dunkin@WyattDuncan·
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josh (oldfriend99)
josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend99·
Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
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Dan Walden
Dan Walden@dwaldenwrites·
The transformation of “autodidact” from “person without a college degree who reads widely and talks with other people” into “person who watches hours of YouTube essays and talks about conspiracy theories on Discord” is among the great intellectual tragedies of our era.
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the people that post this kind of comment are inevitably dependent on academic research and pass off what they lift from books and articles as their own “research”

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Losing it
Losing it@prophethusband·
Saying “oh biiig stretch” to my 37 y/o buddy who sleeps on my couch
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Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkins@RichardDawkins·
Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?
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