Greta Gaybo

Sorry to disappoint any new followers, but mostly I just drink wine with my cats and tweet snarky things about D-list celebrities.

@jmj94_ It's good for that, absolutely. I just haaaaate Endgame so that's always a skip for me.

I'm just going to send this to my therapist and let them figure it out.

I have experienced the feeling of vindication

Chappell Roan:

@benisjammin93 Understandable, but how do you feel about it as a person who loves to see people make fools of themselves?

Nothing piques my interest quite like the words 'self-represented'.

@ThisIsCorey Looking good!

Gotta get those gains

@hammocklyfe I haven't been paying much attention to it all, other than the fact I find it extremely funny

@robcoco So you missed the "apology"?

I'd like to think there's a some universe out there in which Chappel Roan roams the streets looking for children to yell at. Inspiring.

@oways_owais OK, but that's exactly what I'm picturing.

@ape_descendent @sueytweets Yeah, basically! And apparently asses are fine, just no dicks.

@robcoco @sueytweets So just extremists, bots & snuff films, eh?

When will I be allowed to see a penis on Twitter again?

@DeeeTeeeEsss @Mr_Fanta_Pants Hahaha!! That's so good!

@robcoco @Mr_Fanta_Pants youtu.be/Ht78E9JetXU?si…

I need an outfit that says "I'm not a whore but I'm not a virgin either" - it's for a funeral.

@DeeeTeeeEsss @Mr_Fanta_Pants Oh, you've got me onto something now.

@robcoco @Mr_Fanta_Pants I know! A hoot! She also loves to crash a wedding 🤣

@DeeeTeeeEsss @Mr_Fanta_Pants Oh my godddddd hahahaha!! "Thank you Addison Rae" killed me.

@Mr_Fanta_Pants @robcoco Maybe this will help with inspiration. And if not, it’s fucking funny anyway. youtu.be/Y14mdmxliFg?si…

@sueytweets I haven't verified my age, so I think I'm stuck with the children's version of twitter

@robcoco I didn’t think they were banned?

@ThisIsCorey I have no regrets.

@robcoco This not a sometimes movement?

Turned down a hookup to drink red wine and play my guitar. Please, Death, take me and release me from this cruel existence.

@ThisIsCorey Sometimes.

@robcoco I mean, sometimes that is a better choice.