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@matthammond9 @TheGriftReport Insults and shocks for laughs is just lame.

@roobarb76 @TheGriftReport Can’t stand that prick

I'll start Lenny Henry..

@GBNEWS So they can sell steak slices with a core of molten lava, but they can’t cope with a bit of heat outside.

Store closures alert: Greggs issues shock update as multiple locations shut due to heatwave - full list gbnews.com/money/store-cl…

@SartorialThug I see you know your thermostats well.

What's the charge? Having air con? Lovely cooling air con?

@latimeralder Ed Milliband banned it

Q1: How do other countries cope with warm spells? A1: Air conditioning Q2: Why don't we?

“Gabriel fires into the New Jersey sky, and England are World Champions again!"

@IanCheeseman Ian Every blue is with you.

Thanks for all the kind wishes 🩵

Today has been a challenging day - we said goodbye to Gary 💔 Forever in our hearts 🩵

@gkmcfc @malma421 @TunawithaCh We are the only club to have hosted a crowd of 84,000 outside of Wembley as well.

@malma421 @TunawithaCh Probably the most ridiculous statement ever! You had fewer top flight seasons than City. We had taller floodlights ffs too 😂

Before Chelsea and Man city's takeovers Newcastle United were bigger than both. Had more Major trophies than both. That wasn't too long ago and we hadn't won a major trophy in 70 years. Good times are coming toon fans. Be patient. #NUFC

@LinkedInLunat1c 8 em dashes suggests he knows ChatGPT well.

Boomer flexes his d-tier law degree he earned "without chatgpt.

@RedlingMUFC Lots of focus on the “nothing”.

Apparently United’s deal for the “All or Nothing” show on Amazon is the most lucrative of its kind, by light years. City fans must be spewing. 🤣

@StePurpleHeart @slbsn Lawyers and AI… what could go wrong? lawgazette.co.uk/news/alarmed-l…

@slbsn Mate of mine was a partner at one of the big law firms in town. I'm just wondering what his take would be if I asked him to vet hundreds of my tweets of AI produced Legal slop before posting them on X.

Hey Magic, choose a new Ai. Actually Ai would make more sense than this below so maybe you need to choose better people to run your posts past. Or perhaps it is time to have the balls to show your face, CV and credentials. Here is David Phillips KC's CV who you (Magic Hat) claims is chair of a "pretty dire quality" PL tribunal🤪 wilberforce.co.uk/people/david-p…

@SartorialThug White jeans and nonce trotters. We are done for.

Appropriately named.

@slbsn Defended by Pinsents. Hill Dicks must be pissed off.

🚨Massive news with massive implications.

@FarRightSkip Restored peace last time if I remember. Not a thing went wrong.

I'd recommend sending 1 PARA to Belfast. That should calm the situation!

@LegacySiu Stanley Matthews

Name a BALLON D’OR winner who never won the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE. VERY HARD 🥷

@CliveWardauthor “Because we’re here, lad. Nobody else. Just us.” Sums up what the British Army was. I also like “The army doesn't like more than one disaster in a day. Looks bad in the newspapers and upsets civilians at their breakfast.”

While I’m on the subject, of war movies, what’s the betting the film Zulu is or was in your DVD collection. And you can recite most of the script because you’ve watched it with your buddies dozens of times while on guard duty or QRF, bored out your tree waiting for nothing to happen. Op banner springs to mind. ‘Don’t throw those bl**dy spears at me,’ that famous line from the movie is quoted by a veteran every day somewhere on the planet. Not a lot of people know this, but Michael Caine never actually said that in the movie. The movie was pure class though and still is. I can hear you all singing Men of Harlech now… Men of Harlech stop your dreaming, can’t you see their spear points gleaming… The film Zulu was released in 1964 and is still regularly shown on TV especially at Christmas. I know for a fact, that Sir Michael was a Lt at Rorke's Drift, and, also commanded an Irish Guards Battalion in Operation Market Garden, then he became a spy in the 60’s after which he began driving mini’s and robbing banks. SIR MICHAEL CAINE Born in 1933 in Rotherhithe, London. Maurice Joseph Micklewhite Jr, took the stage name Michael Caine. He did two years National Service from 1952 to 1954, serving with the Royal Fusiliers in Iserlohn, Germany and on active service during the Korean War. He is a keen supporter of bringing back National Service. AND HERE ARE A FEW MORE ‘CELEBRITIES’ WHO DID THEIR BIT FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY. David Niven – Highland Light Infantry Bill Roache – Royal Welsh Fusiliers Michael Parkinson – Royal Army Pay Corp Nigel Benn – Royal Regiment of Fusiliers Alec Guiness – Royal Navy Donald Pleasence - RAF Dirk Bogarde – Royal Corp of Signals and Queen’s Royal Regiment Sean Connery - Royal Navy Richard Burton - Royal Air Force Anthony Quayle – Special Ops Sir Dickie Attenborough – Royal Air Force George Cole (Arthur Daley) - Royal Air Force Dennis Healey – Royal Engineers Leslie Grantham aka 'Dirty Den' - Royal Fusiliers Bernard Cribbins – Parachute Regiment Frank Carson – Parachute Regiment Murray Walker – Royal Armoured Corp and Royal Scots Greys Paddy Ashdown (ex Lib Dem) - Royal Marines ENDEX Book clivewardauthor.com UK kindle price also available in paperback amazon.co.uk/EndEx-Clive-Wa…

@AvonandsomerRob Cornish Yarg Sparkenhoe Shropshire Blue

Which British Cheese would you recommend to someone visiting Britain for the first time?

@robert_moturi @Lea_EFC But not a European one.

@Lea_EFC Keep farming 🧺 but he is EPL champion 🏆

Miss Penalty 🤣🤣🤣

@JuliaHB1 @Keir_Starmer Plenty of women involved. SOE agents disrupted supply lines in the days before. Nurses on hospital carriers and ashore in field hospitals. Martha Gellhorn was a female journalist in the landings.

The brave heroes on that day were all MEN. No women took part in the D Day landings. So why do you pretend that they did? @Keir_Starmer

@Empireaesth Looks like the Arsenal ultras getting to their seats away at Newcastle.

General Wolfe and his troops climbing the Heights of Abraham at the Battle of Quebec (13 September 1759) - Richard Caton Woodville