Roy Fish

@JimDelahunt That’s heavenly Jim, compared to us diesel enthusiasts

Not exactly the Dakar Rally over the past couple days but noted some Unleaded prices 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Cumbernauld 163.9 Newton Mearns 159.9 Gleneagles 155.9 Ayr 151.9 Mad discrepancies. #PetrolPrices

@marknelsoncomic That whole losing the rag & shouting the odds was see through as fuck. She angling for more work after this & traction for her daft books

Start of the episode : Rachel is a Traitor and when it is the time I will present comprehensive damning evidence I have gathered over the past fortnight. Round table : Just got a hunch mate.

@tSHandJ @BakersTweet @PaulHawksbee clips of the week. Tim Vickery at 3:20pm today. There was a bit where he must’ve said Club World Cup about 10 times in 2 minutes. Think he might be sponsored by it.

@marknelsoncomic Said the same thing to my missus. ( A reality tv fan) And apparently I’m just raging, cause the rugby guy never won. (I don’t even like rugby)

Still at least Molly Mae won a TV award for splitting up with her boyfriend over a documentary about a man fighting MND. This fucking world man.

@bushontheradio Chris Evans at Oasis Loch Lomond 96

My mate saw Karate Kid star Ralph Macchio at the Coldplay Wembley gig this weekend.. Have you ever spotted a celeb at a gig?

@mugzer701 Behave yerself Fabrizio

So looking like 4 in today and 4 out. Let’s hope we get the 1st choice signings and not have to jump down the list

@mugzer701 Kev Killeen still thinks you went there

Memories on Facebook when i had ppl believing i was at fernandos on take me out

@marknelsoncomic The deals on dvds were class aswell. Defo still got ones in the loft that I haven’t watched

This was how I learned about music. Cost me a fucking fortune but worth it.

@marknelsoncomic One of the best shows on the telly the past few years. Along with the 1% club

Absolute all timer from The Traitors tonight. Incredible TV.

@JasonManford The one in the aeroplane where he’s a pilot & off his head on gear is good aswell

@mugzer701 No chance the cardboard bit is working down by. It will have been full by Boxing Day & not open again

@royfish7 The old guy at cardboard bit was pushing everything in with his walking stick then saying ohh that shouldn’t be in there

That’s the dump run done, head was frazzled with the ohh you can’t put that in there carry on

@bushontheradio Good man Bush. I don’t need one & would probably send you to voicemail anyway. But that’s a terrific effort on your part mate.

Christmas can be a tough time for many so I'm doing a day of check in phone calls on Monday 23rd Dec. If you are having a wobble for whatever reason and a chat might help then I'd love to talk, just reply to this and we can book it in ❤️

@Dee_Cee95x Guy on talksport worked on it for years, watching shows to find clips. He said by the end they were all totally drained, with the amount of TV they needed to plough through every week. It was definitely ahead of it’s time tho

Harry Hills TV Burp was funny when it was on but I feel like if it was to come back now we’d find it even funnier. Humour changes as you get older and with daft memes being used all the time on social media now it’s like the perfect time for it to come back!

@tSHandJ @PaulHawksbee Afternoon lads. Olivia Benson is the name of the lead character in Law & Order SVU. Think that’s why her cat is called that

@BakersTweet Still reference him when anyone lifts/moves anything vaguely heavy. And I always will

No one will ever be as famous as Geoff Capes was in Britain in the 80’s. Peak fame. I loved him. The battles with Jón Páll Sigmarsson were EPIC TV. #RIPGeoffCapes

@McLaughlin_1888 @CelticFCWomen Think that was my mates wee girl Davie. He said the tour was superb & they all loved it @thedunnthing

A wee girl on today's tour. Obviously Celtic daft. After the boardroom, I told her the @CelticFCWomen team were in the stadium for a photoshoot with UEFA, and to look out for any players. She was like an owl, head on the twist!! The players were all fantastic with her. Magic💚

@Ziggys_Duck Season 3 is the best

Season 2 or Season 4?

@bushontheradio StarWars Mac n cheese GoT Family gatherings

Tell me something that everyone else loves that you think is shit

@marknelsoncomic Airdrie Town Hall. It’s good enough for Susie McCabe & Huey Morgan. Plus I don’t need to get the train up to Edinburgh to see it

I am putting together my next tour and looking for new places to play. Suggestions for where you would like to see me bring the tour please folks.