William Samples 🇺🇸

I have zero tattoos on my body. Anyone else a member of this elite club?

@Shitpost_2048 Corporate bro

@Clip_Master__ Should be prison for life

2 years in jail after he purposely dropped 44 lbs on a man’s face out of envy

@NaptownSeth I agree

I see the JW so often, typically watching stuff go up or come down, that it becomes mundane (almost). But its a very spectacular presentation. It's especially fun to see visitors reactions. Living vicariously through them.

@iAnonPatriot There’s a war on for your mind

Alex Jones, Eddie Bravo and Joe Rogan all with hair talking about Chemtrails in 2010.

@Interiorarchdes 🤯

Most people paint walls the same way — but a few smart design tricks can completely change how a room looks and feels.

@EricNowTweets You gotta eat all that by tomorrow

When you hit the marked down cheese jackpot at Kroger

@Kalei_FarmGirl Can’t even by bananas without plastic nowadays. It’s a big problem.

@sampleswill Absolutely! We need plastic removed completely from food. The hard part is the food manufacturers and grocery stores. I wish everything came in metal/glass/paper/wood

We completely replaced our kitchen pans with cast iron, plastic utensils with wood, and leftover containers for glass. You should too. Goodbye plastic!

There is a time to allow negativity to exist, but there is never a time to create it.

@AndrewIrelandIN @GovBraun 👎

@sampleswill @GovBraun Embrace the progress, William 😂

Building on the success of Indiana’s beautiful new welcome signs, today I delivered a petition to @GovBraun to officially change our state motto to “More to Discover IN Indiana”

@IthinkURanIdiot Very nice!

@sampleswill All cast iron and stainless in my house. Also use metal utensils for cooking.

@investandcreate Goodbye microplastics

@sampleswill 100%

@conservativeoh1 🫡 love this!

@sampleswill We only use cast if its old and smooth , i make our kitchen utensils

@SevierlyBlessed Do it! Goodbye microplastics!

@sampleswill I’m working toward this. I need to just rip the bandaid off but old habits die hard!

@zachpippin @epicgardening @KevinEspiritu Birdies bro

@sampleswill Cheap ones that look better from a distance at dusk. Going with @epicgardening for my next round. The founder is a real deal guy on here, @KevinEspiritu.

The front yard is coming along

@stoolpresidente King Dough, Ale Emporium, and Bazbeaux. Those are my favorite and worth rating.

I’ve been to Indy and done pizza many times. My experience is Indy is very much not a pizza city. Any places I need to hit this weekend?

@internORBS @Badie912 You got it!

@Badie912 @sampleswill “egg cloud”

@PA_P3RRY Me in the morning

Gn, team