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@johnrabe These last 3 games are what Cardinal fans are getting for the remainder of the year.

After a fun first couple of weeks, reality is beginning to assert itself. What you won’t see happen is Chaim Bloom panic and start the clock on a bunch of young guys to try to turn a 72-win season into a 77-win season. This is basically the team, for better or worse. #STLCards

@RepJeffries knew about @RepSwalwell all along. I wouldn’t be surprised if that wasn’t Jeffries in the hotel room taking the video of Swalwell kissing that hooker.

@jackunheard @jimmykimmel Jimmy probably took the video in that hotel room w the hooker.

Hey @jimmykimmel are you going to condemn Eric Swalwell? The world is waiting. Your silence is extremely loud.

@0hour1 @JoJoFromJerz @ericswalwell She was definitely banging him!

Did user @JoJoFromJerz have a steamy night with @ericswalwell at Motel 6 Breaking News!

@JoJoFromJerz @RepSwalwell @HouseDemocrats Did Swalwell rape you or were you a willing participant?

@RepSwalwell @manhattan_liz @tedcruz @HouseDemocrats I am so team Swalwell!!!!

Are you as excited as I am to watch @tedcruz get absolutely crushed by me and my @HouseDemocrats colleagues on Wednesday? RT if your excitement level is at least 11.

@MartinShkreli @ericswalwell @RepSwalwell @RepSwalwell did you wife enjoy this video? How about your kids?

here is the @ericswalwell video. my source says it was taken in his home and the woman is a sex worker. @RepSwalwell

@eastbaycitizen You’re a shitty journalist for sitting on it. Had it been Trump or some other Republican, you would have gotten your story out. Go fuck your self and your excuses.

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I’ve covered Eric Swawell since he was a member of the Dublin City Council. Shortly after being elected to Congress in 2013, his behavior towards women was known by all levels of our local government and the Alameda County Democratic Party.

@AndrewYang Do you really think his wife wants him?

Eric Swalwell should definitely end his gubernatorial campaign and try to spend time with his family.

@nypost @RepSwalwell I’m betting he was banging the shit out of her too.

Eric Swalwell paid illegal Brazilian live-in nanny under the table with campaign funds, complaint alleges trib.al/uHLRKC4

@RepSwalwell You deserve everything coming your way. I hope your wife leaves you. She and her kids deserve better.

Hear it directly from me. These allegations are flat false. And I will fight them.

@ClownWorld @RepSwalwell is a serial cheater. That money was to keep her in the marriage. They can call it child care, but it had a different purpose.

@SenWarren Go fuck yourself.

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion. If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over. And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

@ScottDowns44 @teddyfresh99 Dude you’re retarded. Just look at yourself. Probably explains why your daughter hurt herself playing pickleball. You got booted (dishonorably discharged?) out of the Navy for giving too many blowjobs. You didn’t understand the basic “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy.

The heat i’m taking tonight is insane. Half of you are wrong. Half of you are low IQ. My secretary @teddyfresh99 will be taking all complaints and backtalk. You broke bitches could not afford 😭. I’m Navy btw. he’s 103 IQ also.

@AnnaKKraken If I slide into those DMs there is only 1 reason

How April dating is starting off: Many men slide into my DMs like they’re launching a full campaign… only to immediately clarify they’re “not really dating right now.” 😂 Oh good. Strong start. You messaged me for literal weeks. You opened the conversation. You kept it going. You asked me out. And now we’re… what exactly? Co-founding a startup? Joining a book club? Forming a casual task force? “My favorite is: ‘Let’s hang.’” Hang how? Hang why? Hang in what capacity? Are we networking? Are we bonding? Are we splitting appetizers as colleagues? And THEN—my personal favorite plot twist— “We’ll just split it 50/50.” Perfect. Love that. So just to recap: You pursued me… to invite me… to a non-date… that I help fund… with a man who doesn’t want to date. Bold. Innovative. Truly disruptive to the dating industry. 👏 I think I’ll sit this one out and enjoy the radical concept of staying home—for free. 😌

@StLouisBlues @KMOXSports What, no French Quarter?

We’re not biased but we voted for the hockey bar.

@NYTimesPR @sissenberg @nytimes You people are seriously retarded. Everyone connected with this screw up should be fired.

@sissenberg @nytimes A correction will appear in tomorrow's print edition: "A headline with an article on Friday about President Trump’s threats to leave NATO misstated the full name of the body. It is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, not the North American Treaty Organization."

Does the @nytimes know what NATO stands for?

@porterstansb Ah yes, let’s blame guns! Spoken like a true cuckhold!

Race has nothing to do with this. The problem is guns, not people.

@DrewSav Total cuckhold!

People are getting mad at this totally reasonable article. The moon is not owned by any government or corporation so who has the authority to extract resources from it? The moon should be treated as a nature preserve and left untouched.

@STLSprtsCntrl If this were the case Burly would be batting 2nd.

@srbrew65 Oli Marmol has said he wants the team's best hitter batting 2nd And he likes to stagger the lefty and righty bats for matchup reasons

Ivan Herrera makes his first start of the season at catcher today as the #STLCards face the Rays Drop your Keys to the game 🔑⬇️

@BigJon4124 @STLSprtsCntrl Yes. Because that speed drives on a lot of runs - as evidence by the bunt back to the pitcher with runners on 1st and 2nd.

@STLSprtsCntrl @srbrew65 And speed in the cleanup spot is nice to have if you’ve got it