@akses_0x00 Enabling velocity instead of a gatekeeper… yikes! Tell me you’re not ready for an incident without telling me you’re not ready for an incident.
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@syntaxish
Salvi | Many hats of cyber | IR. Opinions are my own.
Tham gia Ağustos 2025
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"Our last CISO said no alot. We want one who says yes more, so that we can go faster."
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What a time to be alive. A major publicly-traded company just sent me an email about a C-level role, and I'm pretty sure the text is 100% AI-generated from my LinkedIn profile. Gets the message across that they care about security and you as a human being?
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@syntaxish Where do you live to get this type of extreme heat!!!🥵
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@javierpallero Exactamente! Ha ellos no les importa los niños, es solo para conectar tu identidad con tu acciones.
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Está pasando muy seguido que empresas que venden verificación de edad y gobiernos tienen sus bases de datos filtradas.
Piden documentación y no pueden ni saben protegerla. Por qué entonces se habla tan livianamente de leyes que obligan a pedir documentos para usar servicios de Internet sólo para poner datos en peligro y engrosar las bases de las grandes tecnológicas?
Pues porque el objetivo no es la privacidad, sino la vigilancia.
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The company that sells identity protection just had their data stolen. I’m sure there’s something sarcastic there but I can’t quite put my finger on it…
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Unfortunately the hospital did not survive the encounter
TMZ@TMZ
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. What we know: tmz.me/7e8iqBd
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@syntaxish cannot wait for the always comfy 120 degrees at 11:15 daily
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Fun times, a few more applications put in then I needed but hey, a little extra goes a long way. Got me a Defcon sitter, and I'll bring the boys one day, now to see if the GF can get down in time.
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@uwu_underground I need to know for myself that it is in fact a pile of shit 💩
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@syntaxish Trevor is hilarious!!
He does both DevSecOps and stand up!! 🤣🤣🤣
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@techspence Yeah he won me over with the office memes. He was quite hilarious 😂. Also, yes, you need to be a presenter. I think I hear you mentioned in almost every class.
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@syntaxish I always respect a presentation that has memes. dooubly so if they are the office memes
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@syntaxish @kuzushi And a girl (she’s the youngest) — aka I’m balding and going insane 🤣😅😂
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@techspence @kuzushi You have 5 boys?!?! Bless your soul, you must be tired at all the time!
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@RadicalKjax It’s 8AM and she’s: still not dressed and scrolling on xitter lol
So seriously, good job there!
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It’s 8AM and she’s:
☕️ Had coffee
💜 Made sure gf has her water and meds
🐶 fed and gave pups meds
💊 Taken her own vitamins and meds
🥣 Eaten breakfast
💧 Hydrated
🪴 Watered all her plants
🧹 Swept and mopped the floors
Who is this? Couldn’t be me.
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@_br_ttney I was going to say something very unkind about a certain generation but I will refrain lol
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@syntaxish I don’t get it 😫
Mostly is an issue w/ refusing to read documentation and expecting every company to be like crowdstrike and have elaborate training with a certificate at the end.
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@circles_r_phun if you stare at this a little cross-eyed, the outer ring kinda moves a bit - very cool
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