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@entreprneursonx Ratner moment?!

Michael O'Leary on why Ryanair won't use Starlink Wi-Fi: Elon Musk wants Ryanair to install Starlink, but O'Leary did the math and shut it down. "We have to put a couple of dimples on the outside of the aircraft. It would be about a 2% fuel drag." "My fuel bill is 5 billion a year. 2% fuel drag is something of the order of about 100 million." "Starlink believes passengers will pay you 1 euro, 2 euro, and it will pay for itself." "Clearly they've never met any Ryanair passengers." He's not spending 100 million so passengers can scroll for free:

@itfc2515 @TheCruncher76 Can’t remember the team - maybe West Ham - finishing 15 points behind us and we lost the play off semis. Not really fair

@TheCruncher76 Points gap between the two does make the play offs unfair a touch, going to 8th place makes it ridiculous imo. Maybe its cos i/we been burned by play offs so often

Mauled by the 🐅 Fair play to Hull, done a number tonight on Millwall #PlayOffs

@PaulGolding Excellent. How will it be paid for? Increase taxes, sell off the NHS…

Under my leadership, the British army will be expanded to 250,000 frontline troops with 1,000 main battle tanks.

@Babywwir All 20! You could’ve made it harder on Q. 10 by using Betamax instead of VHS

7 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

@MsSC1986 @marksandspencer First world problems for the entitled! Buy thicker crisps or tortillas as they definitely don’t break

Dear @marksandspencer Dips are supposed to be easily dipped. My crisps are breaking with the weight of these thick things you’re now doing. I beg this stops. The flavours coming out are great, but I’m ending up using them as spreads instead of dips.

@Moir60612 @blaiklockBP @trinity00938206 @TiffSandwiches @GWRHelp I believe they are stunned in an electric bath prior to throat being slit in non halal slaughter although my knowledge is 25 years ago

I was of the belief that the mass slaughter of chickens is done the same way it has always have been - barbarically with their throats cut. In other words, it's always been halal without intention. It's not as if they've ever been stunned first. Another good reason to be vegetarian. IMO.

I have today sent a 7-page Pre-Action Protocol Letter to Bradford-based Tiffin Foods @TiffSandwiches and Great Western Railways @GWRHelp for selling me an unmarked and unlabelled Halal chicken sandwich on a train between London and Plymouth. This and other actions are in addition to the Judicial Review.

@blaiklockBP @TiffSandwiches @GWRHelp I’d be more worried it was ~5 months out of date!

@sharrond62 Similar to a tailor being able to size waist, chest & inside leg by sight

How does that work?! 😳

@BenthamDeborah @marksandspencer I would imagine it’s in case you return the products? Not sure but that’s what I was thinking when it happened to me on clothing.

@marksandspencer What’s the point of this response. I have no issue with the offers, it’s how long it takes for the reward to reach my account so I can use it. Also, no sign of the £9 reward for spending £90 & no idea how long it should take.

New @marksandspencer sparks loyalty scheme is a complete crock. Why does it take 2 weeks for your wallet to be updated when you bought clothes online. & no sign of when I’ll get the credit for spending £90 on food (not all at once, I’m not a millionaire!)

@XLady1074 @djmarkkavanagh @Ryanair BA customer service also appalling in my experience

@djmarkkavanagh @Ryanair Yeah, don't book with @ryanair or easyJet. I've given up, it just isn't worth a hassle. I'd rather pay More and fly BA.

@YamYamKally QPR banana skin - don’t believe we’ll do them but live in hope

So are we doing a pitch invasion on Saturday or what? #itfc

@la5ty Where does the win come from? Genuine question - WBA need something to be 100% safe, Southampton strong at home but could be distracted by Cup, QPR a last day banana skin if ever there was one!

1 win, 1 draw, 1 loss in our final 3 gets us back to the Premier League. Big week ahead 🔥🚜

@JJacobb20 They won’t & neither will we!!

If Millwall lose tonight, and we win tomorrow, are we up? #itfc

@kevin_itfc I’ve heard it’ll be the 51st minute

What minuite do we get our penalty tomorrow #itfc

@cutiieepie6 How did you catch him?

I am literally shaking. Some teenager threw a rock off an overpass and did this to my truck. I caught him, and his dad had the nerve to say, "He’s just a kid being a kid, I’ll give you $50 for the 'inconvenience'." $50?? This is a specialized windshield with sensors! He told me I was "ruining a child’s future" by calling the police. I feel like he’s raising a criminal and expects me to pay for it. Do I press full charges?

@Matt_Pinner Readers Digest

Before cell phones, what did people do on the toilet?

@Ocado @BrettellSt55671 Haven’t you got all the information you need?! Also please sort out your supply chain when M&S launch new products - always out of stock despite being advertised as available at Ocado 😡

@BrettellSt55671 Hi Stephen, we are sorry to hear that the Jersey Royal potatoes are out of stock. Could you please send us a DM so we can look into this for you?

Once again @Ocado doesn't have any Jersey Royal potatoes. How come they seem unable to secure a supply of the highlight of the potato year?

@TheTractorBoys_ 1 down in the first minute - probably not

Crucial game… Is this enough to win it? #ITFC

@Eman_8282 Yes, Claridges in London

@dineen20dineen Donkey Jacket

Did you wear a donkey coat back in the days