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@OwenBenjamin The capsule is actually lined with passports. They're well known to survive catastrophic temperatures.

Trying to get my hands on this heat shield but the miracle substance that can stop 5000 degree plasma from heating aluminum is not available to the public. Plasma that hot destroys anything it touches btw immediately. So I took a look at what it’s made out of and all of the materials have a max temp of under 1000 degrees. The only demonstration I could find is nasa showing a glowing cube in an oven and then a guy picking it up. That’s exactly what a magic trick looks like. If it was real you could put it on a vehicle to drive thru lava. It would be used in reality. It’s not real. It’s total bullshit

What's great about being a kid is that your parents are pretty much a roller coaster theme park on demand. #parenting

@sciencegirl They're like living silly putty

The way this snail bridges the gap

@Rothmus Makes sense.

I'm gonna say this slowly. Carefully. Honestly. THEY. FAKED. IT. The end. Sweet dreams. 😴💤

Does anyone remember when the sun used to look yellow?

I give up. I really do. I’ve been looking at fake NASA ‘photos’ for about 12 years now and they just get more and more ridiculous.

“I’m not saying the Artemis II mission is fake… BUT… show me some upside down planes. That’s what daddy wants to see.” 🤣 Right there with you buddy. 🍻

What is the deal with this shitty "live Feed" Should have the image from the outside camera be equivalently clear as the one inside at the very least. They're using the same communications Network. "Artemis 2 heading to the moon fly by"

Yes it is “unreal” which means not real. It’s “incredible” which means without credibility. It is “unbelievable” which means it is without believability.

🚨🚀 Artemis II - History is made The White House just posted this claiming this is the furthest humans have ever been away from Earth. Remember there were 6 NASA Moon landings between 1969 - 1972…

Let me hold your hand when I tell you this… Things are not adding up with the Artemis mission. Besides all of the satanic symbols, it is blatantly obvious to anyone, who has rid themselves of their childhood indoctrination, that space is… MAKE BELIEVE. Let’s look⬇️

Truth matters. Failure to double check before passing along misinformation is the surest way to trash one's credibility. When you view this from the original footage, there is NO chroma key anomaly.0 NASA specializes in lying. Let that NOT be OUR specialty. I've unwittingly passed along misinformation thinking it was legit, too. Gotta apologize and move on.

Wtf he literally said "They almost look fake" and they bleeped out *fake.* You can't make this up 🤣🤣

I'm sold on it now. It all happened exactly as the government stated it did. Do not question these facts under any circumstance or you are doing a disservice to humanity.

So...

Oh look, a jar of Nutella just flying by randomly. We’re being MOCKED.

Where is our 💰

@itsme_urstruly Fact: Seals breathe out and exhale the air in their lungs before re-entry to prevent compression sickness. Instead they rely on oxygen stored in their blood.

A man was filming the depth of a hole in Arctic ice when he accidentally caught a seal surfacing to breathe. 🦭

@nickalanen @CryptoWhale

The film studio “NASA” never disappoints... but using mannequins during a flight in 2026? Come on, admit it - that’s a little embarrassing... 👀