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Only in Nigeria are "Terrorists" called "Bandits ". If you like, join them in this re-nomenclaturisation nonsense. Words carry weight. #Terrorists

@realdjskillzz @UnkleAyo @OkpePhillips Normally the world will always be filled with idiots like you.

@UnkleAyo @OkpePhillips Oga no evidence. You are like Obi. The best man for the job, but none of his subordinates when he was governor has come out to vouch or campaign for him. Statistics is always in both of your head, but it always amounts to nothing

I wasn't even 20 yet when I started driving impact. The students I taught in schools & tutorial centres, bet '11 & '15 would eclipse 10,000. Around Sango, I was a big name in the sciences. The ex UI SUG President who is now a notable lawyer, I taught him from JSS 3 to SS3.

@RMA_Bek Dude is explosive

Daniel Yanez vs Club Brugge Starboy.

@inecnigeria Bloody election riggers. If una like, make una no get sense

PUBLIC STATEMENT FABRICATED X (TWITTER) ACCOUNT OF PROF. JOASH AMUPITAN, SAN

@drkenon2 One would think this aint happening. Nigeria is a mess, the audacity for terrorist to kidnap and negotiate with victims unchecked. Wow

“Bandits have released another video of John Arum. He was k!dnapped on the 11th of April on his way to Kaduna from Plateau State. At first the bandits demanded N30M, the family pleaded & they brought it down to N5M. The family raised N5M & they demanded they add something to the N5M, the family added N1M & they further demanded for N10M.” ~English Alhaji

@UstazNazir @Pharmacio001 So after 4 years of a Southern presidency, the North should step in again? Now zoning doesn't work for Atiku abi. You're crazy.

@Pharmacio001 Only if he didn’t follow the choice of those deceiving him and make the right decision himself

He will make a better Vice President for Nigeria come 2027.

@Dee_9889 In the longrun, we are dead.

Why should we retain President Bola Tinubu as Nigeria's leader for another term? This was the question a podcaster posed to an APC member, and you really need to hear the response he gave. Just watch what he said.

@gugaomaga Poo pa nonsense

@Her_Nonymous_D @greyladyA No try am o

@greyladyA I’d try to figure it out, imma just start calling my brother his actual name

I accidentally created a whole identity crisis in my own house.😂 My baby brother has been visiting since yesterday, and for his entire life I’ve called him “baby.” It’s stuck so badly that even now, at 20 years old, he still responds like it’s his official name. Now here’s where it gets messy… that’s also what I call my husband. So currently, I have two grown men in one space, both conditioned to answer to the same name like it’s roll call. Every time I say “baby,” there’s this tiny moment of suspense. You can literally see both of them processing it. My brother will snap his head up immediately like, yes? you called me? while my husband turns a second later like, hold on… was that for me? I’ve been ignoring it, thinking it’s not that serious. Until today. I was in the kitchen, minding my business, and I casually…

@olaleye470052 @aonanuga1956 What's here to understand, with our population, resources, we're playing catch up in Africa. Abeg which budget are we currently running, do you know?

@aonanuga1956 It's only an economist or educated person that will surely understand the real meaning of GDP until people begin to feel the impact in their lives but very soon we will all feel the impact of having a robust economy.

See where our country is on the African GDP-PPP scale. Yet some opposition politicians will tell their gullible followers that our country has not made progress since 2023.

@kujebeibikunle @aonanuga1956 Project more of what? You're shameless

@aonanuga1956 You need to project more, this kind of Information on all spheres of the FG successes. The naysayers will be having a field day with their false narratives, especially with the social media youths if you do not blast their faces with these truths.

@AramideOyekunle They have 200 soldiers to spare?

Nigeria to send 200 special forces personnel to Türkiye for advanced military training. ~ Defence Minister says

@OpenledgerHQ .

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@taiwoyedele Inflation, while still elevated, is declining due to deliberate policy actions. 🤧 Which policies?

FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE PRESS STATEMENT FALSE ALLEGATION OF HIDDEN SPENDING AND DIVERSION OF FEDERATION REVENUE The attention of the Federal Ministry of Finance has been drawn to recent media reports and commentaries that misrepresent the findings of the latest Nigeria Development Update by the World Bank, particularly claims suggesting that a significant portion of federation earnings is being “diverted” or constitutes “hidden spending.” These interpretations misrepresent the World Bank’s analysis and reflect a misunderstanding of the fiscal system. MISINTERPRETATION OF FAAC DEDUCTIONS The misreporting in question incorrectly characterises Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) deductions as “waste” or missing funds. This is incorrect. FAAC deductions, as presented in the World Bank report, include: Statutory transfers, Savings and investments, Security-related expenditures, Cost-of-collection charges, Refunds to Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAs), Transfers and interventions benefiting subnational governments. It is important to emphasise that refunds and transfers to states and other tiers of government are not leakages. They represent legitimate fiscal flows, including repayments of obligations and statutorily backed allocations. SELECTIVE USE OF OUTDATED DATA Some commentaries selectively relied on past data while ignoring the forward-looking analysis and ongoing public financial management reforms highlighted in the report. The World Bank explicitly notes that reforms implemented in early 2026, including the recently signed Executive Order to safeguard remittance of petroleum revenues, are already addressing concerns around deductions, and are expected to improve transparency while increasing revenues available to all tiers of government by about 0.4% of GDP annually. Misinterpreting one aspect of the analysis without acknowledging the progressive reforms and measures already introduced to enhance distributable federation revenues gives a distorted picture. STRONGER MACROECONOMIC FUNDAMENTALS The broader message of the World Bank report is positive and forward-looking: Economic growth is becoming more broad-based across sectors. Inflation, while still elevated, is declining due to deliberate policy actions. Nigeria’s external position has strengthened significantly, with improved reserves and a current account surplus. Debt indicators have improved, including a decline in the debt-to-GDP ratio, the first in over a decade. These developments reflect the outcomes of the current administration's ongoing macroeconomic policies and public financial management reforms. THE REAL MESSAGE OF THE REPORT The World Bank does not conclude that Nigeria’s fiscal system is collapsing or that reforms have failed. Rather, it states that reforms are working, and they must be sustained and deepened to translate macroeconomic gains into inclusive growth. CONCLUSION The Federal Government remains committed to strengthening fiscal transparency, improving revenue mobilisation, ensuring efficient public spending, and deepening reforms to support inclusive economic growth. An accurate understanding and responsible reporting of fiscal information are critical to maintaining confidence in Nigeria’s reform trajectory and economic outlook. We urge stakeholders, media organisations, and the public to engage constructively with fiscal information and avoid twisted interpretations that may undermine reform efforts and fuel public discord. Signed Taiwo Oyedele Honourable Minister of State for Finance, Federal Republic of Nigeria April 19, 2026

@dejyne @taiwoyedele Ode

@taiwoyedele Some of us already knows this when ignorant Peter Obi and his low IQ followers were making noise on social media.

@Pressman2040 We didn't know they were supposed to be kidnapped. Nonsense talk. Something that shouldn't have happened .

As you spread the news of the 13 kidnapped persons in Benue, ensure you also spread the news of their rescue.

@rc2g6226ff @DanielRegha You are very stupid. A proper imbecile, if any part of your head was functional, it won't dare embarrass you like this. 🤧

@DanielRegha When Nigerian army ask ibos to join the military they laugh and insult everyone who are serving this country , but today the same ibos want to hold the highest military position in this same Nigeria 🤣🤣 is that not hypocrisy?🤷‍♀️

The Army, let's talk about it. Correct me if I am wrong, now according to reports, the sitting president appoints the Chiefs of Army Staff while lawmakers approve the appointment, and so far here's the report. Since after the civil war Northern region (Hausa/Fulani) has held that post about ten times, the South-West (Yorubas) about three times, and South-South about three times. But only once has an Igbo person or South-Easterner been appointed as the Chief of Army Staff and that was in Jonathan's regime. So are we to believe that no-one from the South-East before and after that first appointment was/has been qualified to lead the Army, even if the COAS position is based on appointment? For a region that makes up the major three in Nigeria, this raises questions. Nigeria has had over 28 Chiefs of Army Staff, yet the entire South-East was appointed once. How does this encourage people from the region?

@baba_Omoloro That's a bold one.

No matter the outcome, Arsenal will still win the league.

@klacifymanager @mrbayoa1 Haaland replies:: Your papa, una go go trophiless

@mrbayoa1 GABRIEL to HAALAND 🗣️: Please tell PEP GUARDOLA to leave this PREMIER LEAGUE Tittle for Us 😂😂😂.

Unlucky!!! The Arsenal boys gave it everything. It was a day when fire was needed, and the boys did almost everything right, but unlucky with finishing. The battle is on. Now is the time for the players to stand up and fight until the very end. It’s fire 4 fire now. 💪

@sani_suleman_ @chryscandid Normally you no get sense. Oh, the North should do 12 years again just after 4 years of disastrous Buhari? Nonsense, no go warm eba chop. These Northerners no kuku rate Southerners at all. The way they sound, you'd think they are the most competent.

So zoning suddenly matters only when it favors your preferred candidate? You’re already “sure” power will go north, yet you’re uncomfortable letting the process play out fairly now. It can’t be rules for others and exceptions for your side. If we’re serious about equity, then it shouldn’t be selective it should be consistent, whether it benefits you or not.

If Obidients won't support an Atiku/Obi Ticket, Tinubu will return in 2027. After Tinubu, APC power will shifts to the North. Where will the Obedients be? No VP in 2027, no President in 2031