

Godwin Okpe
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@OkpePhillips
Software Engineer | Python | Flutter





@UnkleAyo Met one of your students in OAU during my final year and he testified to the fact that you were a very solid teacher. Even talked about the time you were riding a bike which you mentioned here long ago. I believe you.

Why is it always Igbos and Yorubas fighting eachother? What happened to other ethnic groups?

Lobistars to a lady selling perfumes. Lobistars: 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝟏𝟎 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮. *Perfume vendor rushes to pick 10 people and informed him that he has picked them* Lady: @lobistars I have picked the 10 of them and it cost 30,000 Naira. Lobistars: feigns ignorance Lady: I will be canceling this order simply because it was not backed with cash as I need to sell to other customers who are in need of it. Another X user came to her rescue by asking her to drop her account for him to pay for the 10 perfumes inclusive of delivery cost. Perfume lady receives alert and confirms same. Moments later, Perfume lady announced that she received 30,000 tagged as "relief fund" and that the name of the sender was missing. Meanwhile, I commented on her post that it was a set up 😂 Barely two hours after, Lobistars showed up with a tweet that goes thus: Lobistars: 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐚 𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐈 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝟏𝟎 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟑𝟎𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐮𝐩𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐩𝐫? 𝐍𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐧𝐨 𝐃𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬. After Lobistars dropped this post, I saw people commenting under it blaming the vendor when she was totally not at fault. This goes to show how the poor make excuses for the rich just because of the crumbs they hope to get from them.


Patrice Evra reacts to Theo Walcott’s Man United ’08 vs Arsenal comparison! 🤣🤣




Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Mikel Obi, Arsenal’s generational hater. You may not like him, but he’s not so wrong.




Ghe Ghe is a bad person. He doesn’t want to help any of his siblings. Ghe Ghe only paid ₦5 million for my operation, and he started announcing it. Are you the first person to do that kind of thing for your brother ~ Ghe Ghe’s Elder brother calls him out



@frmarcellinus My most beautiful view today in church ❤️❤️❤️