Ian Smith

@richardajkeys Dry your eyes mate. Welcome Elliot

How can they keep spending money when there is still no word on 135 outstanding charges relating to mis-spending of money? 🤷‍♂️.

@piersmorgan Its an embarrassing loss Piers that we are all going to pay for, for years to come.

America/Israel may have won the war on the battlefield, but Iran won the war on the waterways, paralysed the world’s energy supplies, and caused huge global economic damage. That’s why President Trump has moved to do a deal. It’s not a ‘historic victory’ or anything like it.

@tommysantos14 Do you write his speeches 😀

When Trump pussies out tonight, his message will go something like this: "I am pleased to announce that Iran has agreed to save the lives of its great and wonderful people and make a deal! Therefore, I am postponing the Total and Complete Devastation of their bridges and nuclear powerplants for one week. There is still a chance for Iran to become a respected country, the likes of which the world has never seen, if they do the right thing. We have already won this war, Totally and Completely. Do the right thing! Thank you for your attention to this matter!" What do you think? Did I miss anything? 😏

Rivals 🗣️: Manchester City is a soulless club. No history No tradition No class Just cheating and buying their way at the elites table Meanwhile Man City:👇🏼

@piersmorgan I'm glad you are finally confused by this lunatic. Its taken a few years for the penny to drop.

I’m confused. President Trump says the war is 2/3 weeks from being over and the main goal of preventing Iran from developing a nuke has been achieved. Yet they still have all their enriched uranium? 🤔

@SkyNews Not aged well 🙄

BREAKING: Donald Trump has said the Iranian president has asked for a ceasefire - but the U.S. won't "consider" it until the Strait of Hormuz is re-opened. Iran latest: trib.al/SscuG6S 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

@thecityshack 😂

BREAKING: Manchester City have been deducted 60 points and will be relegated due to breaking 115 Premier League rules. Source: TheRedCartel #AprilFoolsDay

@caughtoffside Wank stain.

🚨 BREAKING NEWS🚨 The verdict is in! Huge blow for Manchester City! Full story: bit.ly/3O0fhTr

@slbsn Twitter is a parallel universe where all the hard of thinking hang out.

According to Twitter, City are about to be relegated, Pep is leaving and United are back. Yet City are still favourites for Anderson 🤔

💣🚨 BREAKING: Manchester City could face a MASSIVE 60-point Fair Play deduction! ⚖️ 📉 If confirmed, City drop to last and Tottenham could avoid relegation this season! 😳

@implausibleblog Bless her, she had no idea what he was on about 😂

Jimmy Carr, "The world is in turmoil. You know the guy who used to present, you know The Apprentice in the States" Lisa Kudrow, "Mmhmm" Jimmy Carr, "There's a guy called Donald Trump who used to present that. And he's now got a new show, it's called: The News" "It is f*cking terrifying" Lisa Kudrow, "I liked the apprentice so I'm going to try the new one"

@RobertJenrick Maybe a quick mention to the orange geezer who's arse your head is firmly wedged up.

Cut VAT on fuel NOW to help drivers. Reform is the only party that gets it.

FFS 🤦‍♂️

@only1tommo I wish I could stop replying to bullshit made up stories but I can't. Need therapy 😀

🚨💣 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐃 | Manchester City will face a shocking 60-point deduction after 115 breaches of Financial Fair Play. ❌ The official announce.…𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

@topskillsportuk You are called top skills. That is clearly fake news like this story. Twat.

🚨💣 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐃: Manchester City face a shocking 60-point deduction after 115 breaches of Financial Fair Play. 😳❌ The official announcement of this bombshell punishment is set to drop before the end of the season. This devastating sanction would send the reigning champions crashing to the bottom of the Premier League table and condemn them to relegation. — 60-point deduction — 115 FFP breaches — Reports @cesaralo

@HKFinalThird Just in!! You're a twat.

🚨 JUST IN: Manchester City are set to be deducted 60 points. The final verdict is yet to be confirmed, with an official announcement expected soon. [Multiple Sources] If 60 points are deducted, Manchester City will be bottom of the league.

@thegingerwig I fell in the trap 🤦🏻

Blue tick 1.7 million views Don't respond to them it's what they want Gets paid for views

@Londonblue_2 He ain't got a big willy thats for sure 😀

Look at this pair of virgins 😂

@AFCAMDEN Not a rumour!!! OMG never heard one of those before 🤦🏻

Rumours starting to build that Manchester City will be getting a points deduction pretty soon.

There's a surprise 🙄