CandidDevOps

@MrHumpty_ @tomselliott @unusual_whales We ... COULD .. have nice things in our lifetime..

On 9/11 four jets were scrambled to chase down flight 93 which according to the official story was brought down by passengers. Of those four jet pilots two became generals and one of them is now the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs leading the Iran War. What are the odds of that?

@RexhaRexhaRexha I'm an adult male, and I have no freaking idea how anyone makes money on OF..

Asmongold reveals he has never spent money on OnlyFans. Says there is no reason to pay for it because you can get it for free. "What you do is you type in the girls name onto google and just type, leaks, leaked or pictures after her name and just press enter" "They hate this one easy trick." "If there is a free sample bar with bite-sized pieces of sandwiches, and you let me put together 20–40 of those to make an entire sub, there is no difference for me. I will eat it one bite at a time; that is totally fine."

@wokecircus @A_WhiteGenocide @BuddyTheDogInSA @WaffleHouse It's faster than McD though..

@A_WhiteGenocide @BuddyTheDogInSA That’s not fast food. That’s a damn Waffle House. Don’t be messing around in the @WaffleHouse. They will throw hands and still get your meal done fast and good.

A Black thug was asked to leave a fast food joint for causing a disturbance. In usual suspect fashion he got in the White guys face and started yelling “u a bitch” The White guy mopped the floor with him. Maybe next time Jaqueefia will listen.

@onemantourist ** minor correction: Every vote past: (majority + 1/2 the spread) + 1 .. has null affect. Thus ensuring >50% remains majority side.

@onemantourist Anecdotal exemplar: 60 Blue, 40 Red votes. 4 of those didn't matter. 56/44 - still a Blue win. 64/35 - Blue win 1/6th of Blue votes risked their lives for a null change in outcome.

Blue button pressers fundamentally misunderstand the question. Many of them are like this, falsely believing they have control over the outcome of a popular vote.

@wil_da_beast630 All 3 polls where "SLOP polls". All 3 polls excluded the entirety of the world that is not on X. I am not surprised blue button pressers are touting this as a win for their broken philosophy.

This is the one thing that would prompt a blue vote from me, a notorious Humanity Distruster. But, all three polls were in English.

@LizzyStarrrdust Yep. I may have reminded my wife it's her duty to make sure I never miss this target. :D

@CandidDevOps Well sure. But if you're not there certainly is.

You should genuinely continue masturbating. x.com/i/grok/share/8…

You really have no control over the outcome: In all realistic models, the probability remains extremely small—on the order of 10⁻⁵ to 10⁻⁹ or lower for 7 billion voters. Your individual vote has negligible chance of changing the global outcome.

@onemantourist In all realistic models, the probability remains extremely small—on the order of 10⁻⁵ to 10⁻⁹ or lower for 7 billion voters. Your individual vote has negligible chance of changing the global outcome.

@CandidDevOps Exactly. I’m not faulting you for that, i chose Red first as well, then that “everyone” word reminded me that my baby might press Blue, i’d rather try to save my baby by increasing the blue votes, rather than not try at all.

@onemantourist That's a personal risk and value statement, which I won't fault you for. However, if the set is large - your vote is not going to change the outcome.

@onemantourist You have no control. Voting blue does not mean no one dies. Voting red means I don't die. I don't care about retards that press blue. Better off without them.

@CandidDevOps Question says “everyone.” Explain. Also, you don’t even know what is going to be the popular vote.

@onemantourist @teameffujoe You can't prevent any deaths dumbass.

@CandidDevOps @teameffujoe Yeah, see that’s the difference between us. You’re fine with babies dying, i’m not.

In case you were looking for evidence that the majority of people on this app are actually fucking retarded… The original question was. If everyone on earth had to choose to push a red or blue button, where everyone who pushed the red button were guaranteed to lived and anyone who pushed the blue button needed at least 50% of humanity to push it for them to live… WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF COMMENTS OF PEOPLE SAYING YOU SHOULD PUSH THE BLUE BUTTON. Yall are fucking retarded.

@onemantourist @teameffujoe It does not matter. Only babies and retards become accidental killers.

@CandidDevOps @teameffujoe Can you guarantee that 100% of the babies and kids will press Red?

@onemantourist @teameffujoe Nope, the only way anyone dies is if someone presses blue. Blue pressers hold all responsibility for all deaths.

@teameffujoe Catch is “Everyone” which includes kids/babies. Blue ensures Everyone lives, Red means some of these will not.

@dev433x @xint_official @theori_io I don't think you understand the word trivial...

@CandidDevOps @xint_official @theori_io One RCE and you are gone