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@907Bex @elonmusk No the media, bored of reporting stopped reporting the massive increase in deaths. This is the equivalence of "Imagine needing an engineer to tell you a bridge is going to fall down, even though you need an engineer to build it"

Imagination Land!

@elonmusk Wtf This is fucked up musk. Almost all diseases need proper testing to get the best treatment for, you are suggesting these are just a con??? Are you fucking mental? Lost my business

@adilray Or how to not do things, either or.

@adilray Now we are teaching the world how NOT to do things

@SkySportsNews That's the only valid and most important argument against VAR

🗣 "We need to understand that errors are part of the game" Spurs manager Ange Postecoglou sympathises with the officials following Luis Diaz's incorrectly disallowed goal against his side ⚪🔴

@MarcDavenant I want to know... why bother with the spray

@ElyBoy73 @DailyMirror It was cut down during a storm..

Major development in Sycamore Gap felling mystery as giant chainsaw found mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b…

@oneminutehacks I blocked them for posting fake fesses

People are sharing their darkest deepest secrets on this X account, and here are 25 of their spiciest confessions.

@AndyBurnhamGM They won't be in power when work is due to start up there.. it will never start labour will can it too.

I listened closely to the PM on the BBC. It sounded like he’s already decided to cancel rail investment in the North but also decided not to tell us while he’s in town. I hope I’m wrong and am ready to meet at any time while he’s here. Surely we’re owed a conversation at least?

@Tachardiella @TullipR If enough people report unnatural feelings of attraction to minors after taking paracetamol, for example, we could fuck with the whole pharmaceutical industry.

@TullipR It begs the question of how doctors could prescribe a drug if it somehow results in pedophilia.

Anyone defending this woman, because "Testosterone is powerful" is bottomless trash

@not2shrt @TullipR When I was a teen I was so flooded with testosterone, I got fat, my muscles wasted, my personality changed and I painted my walls black and wore black make up.. And little kids were about as erotic as a loaf of bread. Fucking sick

@TullipR When I was a teen I was so flooded with testosterone that I just looked at weights and muscle mass doubled. I would cycle 60-100 miles a day and still have to yank it 10-15 times a day just to be sane. And I never got aroused by a little kid. Not once.

@bengrove2001 @SSE_LTFC @ZiRovinReporter If you really want to guess what our fanbase thinks, you need to know we don't care if we go down, we'll just come back up, maybe not straight away, but eventually, when we are actually ready. Not just to fuck with the minds of the pundits and fans who forget the pyramid so often

@SSE_LTFC @ZiRovinReporter It took you over a month to win a game and your fanbase are going on like you’re top of the league 🙈🙈🙈 straight back down straight back down luton townnnn

Normally, I would be concerned about a Chelsea backlash following what just happened with West Ham. However, those backlashes didn't appear last season and they don't look like a billion pound team. Dare to dream? 👀 #LutonTown #COYH #PremierLeague

@bengrove2001 @SSE_LTFC @ZiRovinReporter Hi ben

@SSE_LTFC @ZiRovinReporter Reply to this tweet when you win a game 😁

@SSE_LTFC Nah, he left his girl to get thrown and knocked about . Seems like he wanted the fight more than the gang.

These gangs of violent thugs get more brazen every single day. Fair play to this lad seriously, he held his own 💪

@JustStop_Oil What do you think you'll gain from that? Labour aren't your allies. You should be trying to improve green party's polls in hope of them gaining many many more seats

Call an election then.

@mentationcraft @DeadlineDayLive Amazing focus on their screen too.. I can't see mine from more than three feet away, but these guys knew the others could see their screen it seems

@DeadlineDayLive Lucky to be caught on camera

🚨 Two men have been arrested following reports of football supporters using an image of Bradley Lowery to taunt opposition fans. (Source: BBC)

@Bloop10101 @FRANXICAN @karpuzveseftali @PHorpsiey @DeadlineDayLive Not seen anyone saying its right.. or even suggesting it.. just you

@FRANXICAN @karpuzveseftali @PHorpsiey @DeadlineDayLive Hot take but doesn’t make it right. Find out who they are and put it on social media, let society be the judge jury and executioner when it comes to speech, not the state.

@DeadlineDayLive They arrest someone for this???

@MISTERPDW Without question.. that sequence should be shown to every media student

BlackAdder goes Forth. They go over the top, thick smoke descends and the next shot is a field full of Poppies. 😢

@LKidsalone My 2 yo can't tell if they like it dislike cake from moment to moment. Why do others have cogent philosophers, with broad experience of the difference between genders