His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’

Ted Cruz goes to the doctor. Takes off his hat, there’s a frog on his head. Doc says “how can I help you?” The frog says “can you get this fucking wart off my ass?”

@Angry_Staffer Thanks, Trump

The headlines calling this “damaged” significantly undersold the impact. Obliterated.

@Angry_Staffer Yeah. They are so weak, gutless, and ineffective, we could just change all their names to Merrick.

Still can’t get over the House GOP rejecting a 100-0 bill from the Senate to fund TSA, Coast Guard, and FEMA and… just going on vacation. Complete abdication of duty.

It’s a great thing that Merrick Garland played 18-D chess all those years he was in office. I’m sure that just any time he will make a move on Trump.

@ThrillaRilla369 They won’t be worried about nudity in those final moments.

People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies? What if someone breaks in?

@Acyn @OMAHAGEMGIRL So, I’m guessing the Kennedy family Christmas celebration will be awkward this year.

RFK JR: Trump has encyclopedic molecular knowledge across a wide range of very eclectic interests—Broadway shows, golf… One time, he grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map. It challenged a lot of the assumptions I had been told about him. He has this extraordinary depth of knowledge about what’s happening in each of the agencies—my agency and the others—and he has an instinct for making good choices. I would also say this: I think my uncle, John Kennedy, understood the use of power better than any president before him. And I think Donald Trump understands the use of power better than probably any president we’ve had—at least since Roosevelt, and maybe in American history.

@SpencerHakimian Marilyn Munster vs. Uncle Fester.

🚨BREAKING: MARK LEVIN CALLS MEGYN KELLY A DEEPTHROAT EXPERT MEGYN KELLY FIRED BACK THAT MARK LEVIN HAS A MICRO PENIS WHO DO YOU STAND WITH?

@Mrdecent000 It won’t be close at all.

CNN claims 75% Americans believes that Mark Kelly will destroy Trump in a debate Do you Agree?

@WhiteHouse I do t think so, scooter.

It is time for the Senate Filibuster to END.

Business in the front. Freaky in the back. #NoKings

@2061Halleys @Acyn Fuck off, Boris75367446788

@Acyn And the Chinese Communist Party now admits to supporting the No Kings movement and the DNC. Priceless.

Flanagan: You are here today because you understand the whole point of no kings. When federal agents kill our neighbors, when cowards vote to steal healthcare and food off the table, and wannabe dictators start a legal wars.. we will not be silent.

One week anniversary of my Jody George refusing to eat.

@HawkEmDownChris Brando was great but got lazy. DeNiro and Denzel fit the bill better for me.

Who’s the greatest actor of all time? A) Marlon Brando B) Robert De Niro C) Al Pacino D) Denzel Washington E) Leonardo DiCaprio F) Daniel Day-Lewis G) Jack Nicholson H) Tom Hanks I) Morgan Freeman J) Comment another actor ✍️

@Mrdecent000 Yes.

70% of Americans are saying Michelle Obama is more beautiful and a better role model than Melania Trump. Yes-Or-No

@Angry_Staffer If I’m seeing an unexploded bomb, I’m doing my best impersonation of Jesse Owens.

Really shouldn’t breathe that in

@HawkEmDownChris Elvis

Name an artist.

@smc429 Bella for VEEP!!

My dog would make a better President. Frankie 2028. He needs a running mate. Who's your candidate?

@SundaeDivine Seems to me to be a good observation. But I am a bit prejudiced on the issue. As long as he is dead, I don't care.

This is taking No Kings a little far…

@RepNancyMace You seem to have forgotten who the major player in the entire scheme was.

To every survivor of Jeffrey Epstein: we have not forgotten about you. And we will NEVER forget about you.

@Damaan4u33 It’s a very poor disguise.

John Fetterman is a Republican hood rat 🐀 disguised as a Dem. 😠