Dogosopher

Brilliant. Can I nominate it for an #EmmyAward?

@tinyjewishgirl Clara, I never left you. Wags and licks.

My childhood golden retriever just tweeted at me from beyond the grave 😵

@tinyjewishgirl Bald and Basic should be a clothing and grooming line for Dads.

I feel like bald and basic might be kind of a mood

@tinyjewishgirl “Dad” is a collective.

Does sh*t my dad says hold up or did it age unwoke and also is the dad still with us

BREAKING NEWS: Design selected for Trump Presidential Library @billyperlmutter @RealEliDoroshow

To get the ball rolling: I Saw Her Standing There

@tannenbaumr how about a list of songs that shouldn’t be song by the people that wrote them/made them famous now that they are AARP eligible?

@TheOvalPawffice Haha, he said “duty”

🐾 1. While I strongly maintain that my brother is a furry good boy, I woof like to ask you all to not be pupset at the journalist who broke the Major “incident” news. This is what press are suppawsed to do, it’s their job, it’s not only their prerogative but also their duty.

@GeorgePapa19 At least he had a career, coffee boy.

50 Largest US Cities listingnfx.com/50-largest-us-…

Reminds me of the classic joke, I want to die in peace sleeping like grandpa instead of screaming in terror like the passengers in his car!

It’s the Trump prison toupée. Get yours now for Halloween while supplies last.

@NBCNewYork @NBCNewYork got the story all wrong. The feds have designated #NYC an Archie Jurisdiction. Everyone needs to adopt the same racist, bigoted attitudes as Archie Bunker and his fellow Queens native @realDonaldTrump youtu.be/fye4uY3pCvo *Those were the days*

#BREAKING: US Department of Justice designates #NYC as an anarchist jurisdiction 4.nbcny.com/3udQqr4

@realDonaldTrump If?

If I ever said something so mortifyingly stupid, the Fake News Media would come down on me with a vengeance. This is beyond a normal mistake. Why isn’t the media reporting it?

Not bragging or anything, just saying...

Did you know that Tulsa OK is a port city? Well, it must be, because a supertanker full of crazy is about to pull in.

@SRuhle Walking Heads

Pearl Ham

@bpmutter Take @QuantumListing’s 1 q survey about what you are willing to do tomorrow if it were open docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI… @claraperlmutter @billyperlmutter

Today was first time I are outside the house in 2 months. Food so good I got a second order to take home for lunch tomorrow...and it then gave me food poisoning. Never leaving the house again #StayAtHome

Take our 1 question survey on what activities you are willing to do tomorrow if it were open: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…. @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden @BarackObama @BillClinton