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@poellll This version of Marathon will forever exist in my heart... What could've been...

are they standing on a downed mech?

@cinerinsomnia Dead fucking Center.

where r u on this spectrum

@literaphobe I think that's just about everyone in this fandom, it's a known thing that Yearners are mostly Virgins.

maybe even 26 🫩

@crossedfinch @FUAllthetime WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY PIPES THERE SHOULD BE LIKE 6 AT MAX?????????????????????

@FUAllthetime I don't blame this man. those Daikin vrv units are horrible to work on.

It’s like 81 degrees in our room at Bewhiskered, and there’s an AC tech on the roof below. Just checked on him and he’s just

@FJXSU None bro, I mama need you to start walking everywhere.

低馬力車による日出ジャンクション合流方法 1、エアコンをOFFる 2、2速に落とす 3、ブラジルアクセルでカチ回す 4、生還を祈る

@Butterfish8199 He'd probably pass out from the blush, wake up only to then die when he realizes that his sweet carrot is holding him 👻

@Error_Theory I’m worried about Nick’s heart rate lol

Who put the cops in a box? #Wildehopps

@ExtremeBlitz__ Pure missery, I suffer every day because of this choice, I should've splurged for the Nvidia Card.

@SyAcYoU_JAPAN Check engine light on a GM is a requirement.

やあマリブおはよう。さて仕事に行こうじゃないか。 マリブ、、、？ マリブウウウウ！！！！

6 strokes on your head top

@hertlife What the fuck is this picture????

Another perfect date, as always. #wildehopps

@KFCGaming55 Yeah at this point I just call it the South-Bent Silverado, I cannot believe that thing is still rolling around the state makes me proud to be American.

Wait until they find out about the Silverado from southbend indiana

@ssslomp @amphichrome_ And as a man in their 20s the men in their 40s are correct.

@amphichrome_ men in their 40s love to tell you that the men in their 30s are wrong and it's a hydrophobic protectant but that in a pinch it works pretty decently as a lubricant

men in their 30s love to tell you that wd-40 is a solvent and not a lubricant

@tragicbirdapp Drunk you is right as fuck.

Life's fucking hilariously cruel. You are going to fuck up, just by nature, and if you kill yourself because you are messing up, it then becomes worthless to have every tried not to mess up.. suffering is the core of the experience and everything else is just side content.

@meircmei Yo

test??

@meircmei ON THE PHONE????? IM A FUCKING FRAUD!!!!!

That'll probably be the last time I draw with my phone if paypal actually transfers my money by tomorrow