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@FoxNews Fux news is lame AF

NEW: Ilhan Omar refuses to answer questions about her finances after insisting an “accounting error” led to her reported MILLIONAIRE status. The Minnesota congresswoman’s past filings claimed she had up to $30m in assets but has now brought that figure down to $95k.

@TMZ No not really. Please

Michael Jackson lookalike Fabio says his resemblance has fans thinking MJ's alive. 🤔

@SaycheeseDGTL And he can’t even read a full paragraph from Edgar Allen Poe

Peezy says the dumbest thing he ever heard was 'stay in school'. 🏫🤔

@rawsalerts Got dam

🚨#BREAKING: United States Representative Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick democrat of Florida has officially resigned after being charged with stealing $5 million in FEMA funds.

@Dexerto Barf 🤮. Period.

The Toronto Blue Jays are serving fries topped with blue mayonnaise and cotton candy at their games

Any opinions on the @NFL DRAMA for your momma?

@TheDunkCentral @MontePooleNBCS Great coach and better person. You don’t agree, oh well…

Steve Kerr is likely to leave the Warriors, per @MontePooleNBCS

@XXL Come on man. Freaking kidding me?! 2Pac

💽 WHICH RAPPER HAS THE BEST DISCOGRAPHY? We asked and rap fans answered 👀

@SaycheeseDGTL I’ll watch cause this is my ish genre

‘I AM LEGEND 2’ is officially happening with director Steven Caple Jr. Starring Will Smith and Michael B. Jordan.

@Breaking911 Why isn’t he deported immediately?

Adult illegal immigrant convicted of groping high school girls in Fairfax County, Virginia sentenced to 180 days behind bars -FOX

@TMZ TMZ = “Breaking entertainment news happens” How is this breaking entertainment news?

A first-grade teacher in California has been killed, and her daughter was critically injured in a stabbing early Monday morning. Burbank Police just announced a suspect was arrested Monday night. Details: tmz.me/lVcUYau

@FoxNews So glad I’m too stupid to be a scientist!

SEE IT: The last known locations of 11 missing high-profile scientists and military officials connected to U.S. nuclear and aerospace programs. House Oversight Chair James Comer tells Fox "there’s a high possibility that something sinister is taking place here” and Congress is now viewing the mystery as a national security threat.

This pic of Mikal Bridges after missing the game-winning shot in MSG that would've put the Knicks up 2-0 😬 (📸: Al Bello/Getty Images)

At least 13 people were killed and 17 others injured in an explosion at a fireworks storage site in Mundathikode, Thrissur district, Kerala, India.

@mymixtapez This is the lamest got dam news on X right now 🤦🏻‍♂️

Blueface couldn’t believe his girlfriend Aspen Kartier ordered all this seafood 😂

@Breaking911 The Saudi’s can’t do a dam thing… Duh. Dummies 🇨🇳

China has reportedly appealed to Saudi Arabia’s crown prince to push for reopening the Strait of Hormuz—but critics argue Xi Jinping may be directing the request to the wrong player.

@TMZ See ya Bro!

D4vd Transferred To L.A. County Men's Central Jail, Placed In Segregation tmz.me/kgnEuZI

@TMZ RIP. Heart attacks are still very lethal even in this day & age 😞

🕊️ Patrick Muldoon, best known for his roles in "Days of Our Lives," "Melrose Place," and "Starship Troopers," has died. Exclusive details: tmz.me/CPOUISf

⬇️ TODAY IN HIP-HOP ⬇️ 1999: MF DOOM drops Operation: Doomsday What’s your favorite song here?

@Breaking911 Multiple arrests are forthcoming! 😀

A large group of rowdy teens shut down traffic and took over the Bay Bridge to film a music video.