Roger Larson

@BeatinTheBookie Regulation tie is +330, just sayin

Kings just jackin off this period, with their playoff lives on the line.

@USCHolmey @FLOTUS She clearly knows the ship is about to sink

@FLOTUS lol ok

A Statement by First Lady Melania Trump twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Interest in a +5300 NHL prop parlay??

@BeatinTheBookie Can you please not post my scorecard? Thanks

Couples since this tweet was sent (not a joke):

@mattmurley19 4OT no sweat?

✅✅✅ +258 no sweat winner #everybodyrides

@ClueHeywood Make your way to Seattle in the next 2 days and I’ll kick your ass, give you a ride in a brand new Tiguan, buy you a Coors light, then kick your ass again.

Deathly hungover at a bar in the Indy airport, bar’s not even serving yet, replaying Saturday’s terrible Arizona game my head, and John Fogerty’s “Centerfield” starts playing on the speakers, I am in hell

UCLA stuffed USC in a body bag. Lmao.

@liamgallagher What’s up Liam?

RISE n SHIIIIIIIINE

@ClueHeywood @Bellmanequation Don’t forget your pickaxes, gold pans, and head lanterns

@Bellmanequation can I deduct firearms and ammo as a business expense

Be sure to report to the IRS your money from dealing illegal drugs on 1040 Schedule 1, or Schedule C if you're a self-employed dealer

@ClueHeywood Cold friday beers?

Duke friend has confirmed he will not be attending the Final Four with us. Response was three words. I'll let you guess which ones.

Was holding a room in our Indy rental house for a friend who's a Duke fan...I'll give him a break tonight but tomorrow morning I'm texting "hey what time you getting in on Friday?"

@BeatinTheBookie That’s a wild move

Holy shit, I cannot believe Vegas fired Cassidy. Must be player driven or something to happen like this.

@liamgallagher You and WhatsApp Ricky doing a collab?

@SnackingBear71 let’s fucking go!

@BeatinTheBookie @TBob53 @SouthwestAir Ohhh that makes way more sense

@LarsonRoger @TBob53 @SouthwestAir No, I’m saying I moved 4 points out of checked bag to carry on.

Fuck @SouthwestAir CORPORATE POLICY (not the people) of $100 for a bag over 50 pounds This will be my only airline related tweet, thank you for your time, and thank you to all the airline and airport employees for how hard they work!

@BeatinTheBookie @TBob53 @SouthwestAir Weighing carry ons is pretty wild

@LarsonRoger @TBob53 @SouthwestAir When I fly to Europe I had to move like 4 pounds out of my bag to my carry on.

@BeatinTheBookie @TBob53 @SouthwestAir So many easy ways to get free bags on most airlines

@TBob53 @SouthwestAir I think every airline charges that lol.

@liamgallagher What’s going on Liam?

MCFC youtu.be/YUY9Y9RFiHY

@Kingstorian @LAKings @realrobblake4 Was this before or after Tom Webster javelin tossed a stick?

On March 16, 1991, rookie @LAKings defenseman Rob Blake had his first career two-goal game in a 4-3 win versus the Calgary Flames. Blake had four points, and the #LAKings gained a two-point lead in the race for first place in the Smythe Division. #GoKingsGo

@NotArteMoreno I thought you just made up your own poll results

Can you share the poll results? Want to know which one to offer at the stadium so I maximize profits. Thanks.

@TonyBrunoShow @TMZ @HarveyLevinTMZ @GavinNewsoms Not as far as you’re up Trump’s

@TMZ how deep is @HarveyLevinTMZ in @GAvinNewsoms ASS! He is an Epstein buddy and needs to be arrested

👀 Gavin Newsom takes a shot at Pete Hegseth for his $93 billion spending spree. Take a look: tmz.me/4QFQtlh